I was actually quoting the Jim Gaffigan bit about how awkward it is to carry around a family pack of TP. But I do agree that women go through a lot more than men.
So I bought this new brand of ketchup, and its really good ( Redduck spicy, its fire) and a couple times yesterday I mentioned how good that ketchup was. I even posted a pic on Instagram. So at about 9:30 last night I was on the couch and my picture got a like, which reminded me how good that ketchup was. Me: Man, that ketchup is so good. Makes me want to buy more things to put ketchup on. Her( not in a joking tone): I wish you got this excited about anything to do with me. She then proceeds to stomp off, close the door to our room and go to bed without talking to me. Almost impressive she could turn me liking ketchup into neglecting her.
Well aware, ive had two serious GF's before the current and this is classic, yet still crazy behavior. Makes me crazy and sometimes makes me feel like I cant live with it, but then I realize that every girl on the planet is like this and I will just have to deal with it, turn gay or live alone.
Rent split for two is less than rent paid by one. Two-bedroom apartments generally cost less per person than one-bedrooms of a similar class. Plus utilities and other costs.
I get it, being single means rent is a higher % of one's available funds. However, the cost of a two-bedroom apartment is the same rather one is single or living with others, at the end of the month you still have to pay off $1000 for rent or whatever the cost is. And splitting an apple in half doesn't give you two fucking apples. It's still one whole apple, it didn't all of a sudden clone itself to become two whole apples.
lol, thinking having a woman is cheaper ..... obviously anyone who thinks that is not married and has no kids (or is married to someone who makes more money than they do)
This page reminds me of this thread 8 days in a week http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=107926751
You heartless bastard. Looking forward to the follow-up post when she reveals the perceived microaggression that set her off
Good job not following her. That was a classic bait and switch. She wanted to argue about something else, you pry would've been up all night.
the bait and switch is easily the thing I hate most about women. It is amazing how they can segue from talking about how a co-worker pissed them off to mad at you because you said something she thought was rude to her 6 weeks ago is mind boggling
You gotta hand it to them, it's a great move. They set you up thinking they're going right, out of nowhere they go left. Now you're playing catch up and they're unloading everything they got.
And I take the cheese every time thinking I might just win this argument, there is no winning. It's kind of like playing NCAA against someone who quits before the end.
the best is when they flawlessly pull it off after they are the ones who have fucked up and done something stupid
When they're right they stay on message, and never leave that message. But when they're wrong, they go rogue.