I understand sleeping in a little on the weekend after working a long week. Sleeping til 3 pm is some high school kid on summer break shit though.
Completely agree. It makes no sense. And she wakes up feeling just as tired as when she went to sleep. I'm convinced she has a sleeping disorder (her father has sleep apnea) but she won't get checked, but like I said earlier it works great for me because it gives me time to do whatever I feel like doing without interruption.
I don't even know. Maybe she ruffies herself. I refuse to sleep past 10 am on Sundays, try to be up by 9 am, so I can get to sleep at a reasonable hour.
Shit I slept until 10:45 this morning and was mad that I woke up that late. I can't even fathom sleeping in until 3
I have told her numerous times. She won't listen. She's terrified that she will end up with one of those sleep masks
A friend of mine has one. He got it after a friend of his from HS, a healthy 29 year old, died in his sleep from sleep apnea. Seriously, get it checked out. Sleeping until 3 pm is not normal. I used to work 80-100 hour weeks regularly and I can't ever recall sleeping past noon even if I had been out partying the night before.
Thyroid is much different from sleep apnea. She would get Synthroid, a pill. And it's not a sleep test, just a blood test. From Google and the AMA: An estimated 20 million Americans have some form of thyroid disease. Up to 60 percent of those with thyroid disease are unaware of their condition. Women are five to eight times more likely than men to have thyroid problems. One woman in eight will develop a thyroid disorder during her lifetime.
Yea she has something wrong. I worked 84 hour weeks overseas and even when I went on vacation I'd wake up at like 9-10am after partying all night.
But i have to say, i don't wake up after 9 ever. Even when i drink a ton. But i rarely go to sleep after 1am. I just need 6-8 Hours of sleep and i'm good to go
Wife does the let shit harden thing with dishes. I normally do them and you could pretty much have concrete in a bowl and if you let it sit over night in water, it'll wipe right out. She'll leave a mixing bowl half full of batter when she makes waffles for our kids. Shit is impossible to get out. You need a jackhammer to loosen this shit. I've contemplated just throwing away the bowl before. I'm not even asking for her to do any work. Just spend 15 seconds filling the bowl with water. Nope
I don't understand why women struggle with dishes. I pretty much have everything I used to cook rinsed and put in the dishwasher before sitting down to eat.
How fat are you? Jk. My Mrs has Graves disease which means her thyroid is fucked. It's not fun to live with sometimes.
My GF and I went out for dinner this weekend. We were sitting outside and there was a window above the restaurant labeled "ASTROLOGY" with all the crazy shit you would expect along with it. The GF insisted that we go upstairs after dinner, and I refused. We got in a fight. I had to explain to her why I did not want to visit an astrologer. The argument ended when she realized that there was a difference between an ASTROLOGER and ASTRONOMER. She thought we were gonna go upstairs and look at stars through telescopes and shit.
NO ONE and I repeat NO ONE has a more stupid girlfriend than I do. Don't even try to match this shit. I saw a video today of a girl explaining why the winner of the Miss USA pageant should not have been eligible to win yesterday because she is from District of Columbia. Here is the video: https://twitter.com/DatNiggaBrant/status/739644315530629121 I immediately thought of my girlfriend so I called her and told her about it (didn't show her the video). GF: "Well, she's right, she shouldn't have been able to win. GGCD: "And why's that" GF: "Because District of Columbia isn't in the United States!" GGCD: "Well where is it?" GF: "I don't know, the Dominican Republic?" This happens almost every day. It's like living in an episode of Street Smarts.
She laughed about it. Not everyone has a shitty relationship. I don't need to assert mental dominance on my girlfriend, she's one of the mentally strongest people I know. Doesn't mean she doesn't say dumb shit every now and then. And calling someone alpha is just about the most alpha thing you can do, so congrats on that.
She just called me crying because she hit a turtle that was already dead with her car. She tried to swerve apparently but still hit the stationary turtle.
How does she know that it was already dead? Play your cards right, and you can transition this into pity sex.
wife complains to doc of hip pain doc prescribes meds wife takes meds twice over three week period wife: well this shit ain't getting any better me: wtf
My wife butchers the lyrics to every rap song and it's glorious. I should've been documenting it here previously but have failed you all. Tonight I enjoyed a rousing rendition of Tupac's "How DID you want it"