Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

Surprise!

 

I’m a beloved actor who pays for writers/actors meals during strikes and I’m curious about female orgasms. Sue me

 

But first and foremost, you fucking love Phish

 

You son of a bitch

 

random question do you play any games with your wife via phone game apps? if so which?

 

How do you do this? I'm gonna need a Sam Cooke version of Never Gonna Wipe My Butt

 

No clue but this entire acct is hilarious

 

They need to do that Christmas music and talk shit about right wing pundits to trigger family members during the holidays

 

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/...40 percent of a,showing how HEPA filters work.)

 

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Also fuck all AI music

 

Too bad they don't have the goat

 

Making the best ginger ale is about as noteworthy as being the kid with the pull up record at his elementary.

 

What is this? Blenheim’s is the southern standard

 

I love it so much

 

how dare you say this as a Michigan man

have some respect for Vernor’s

 

Let me put it this way: nobody gives a shit about the anyone else’s local niche product, which includes ginger ale soft drinks.

 

Isn’t Vernors like the biggest and thus not niche?

 

I'd think Canada Dry was the biggest nationwide, or Seagram's or Schweppe's based on zero research

 

Will you stop bringing facts to this discussion, please and thank you.

 

Scheppes sells the most ginger ale.

No, Vernors is still only sold in 33 states. Schweppes and Canada Dry sell more, among others. And Vernors and Schweppes have the same owner (KeurigDr.Pepper).

 

Vernor’s is only good for half a second after opening.

 

It’s the McDonald’s fries of ginger ales.

 

so… best in class?

 

Yes, but the drop off in quality is exponential based on freshness.

 

There had been a few break ins not far from me and they had targeted homes that were unoccupied and listed for sale. House next to me was just sold and they closed yesterday. Last night around 9:30pm I see a truck parked out front and a guy with a headlamp going back and forth from the basement. I walked over to check it out and for some reason my new neighbors decided that 9pm was when they wanted to start bringing stuff over. So guess whose Nosey Neighborhood watch sheriff ass got to help his new neighbor carry an enormous squat rack from his truck into the basement at 10 o’clock at night.

 

What are they stealing from unoccupied homes?

 

There were still some belongings in the homes that were broken into to

 

I saw you know Pancho gonna WHOOP VINCH MACMAHON'S ASSS

 

Maybe you guys can squat together in your underwear and socks since you’re so close

 

Who said anything about wearing clothing at all?

 

Just figured when you took that ass to the grass you wouldn’t want you balls touching the horse stall mat

 

Movies used to have opening credits with establishing shots of Detroit then the setting would shift to LA. They need to bring that back.

 

You’re the Brian McCann of neighbors

 

This is probably the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me

 

It just goes to how kind I (the host of the price is right) am even after your hurtful phish comment

 

Squat racks

 

You watching Beverly Hills Cop?

 

I did two weeks ago end then saw a trailer for the new one today. True Romance did it too.

 

I think you’re just thinking of Beverly Hills Cop Clown Baby

 

And true romance

 

Movies used to open with footage of Cleveland set to Randy Newman songs then relocate to Arizona then back to Cleveland

 

Competition cheerleading is weird and the parents are even weirder