calves drink their mother's milk so someone observed that and was hungry enough to do something with said information
i think he's saying it probably wouldn't apply to attractive girls and the ugly ones would better fit for "forever alone"
My dad would always play Madden on N64 with us and all he did was fullback dives and turn the controller the way he wanted the fullback to go
I noticed every detail you faggots are pointing out. Don't over think it. I'm not going to spend time googling alarm clocks for different times to fit my meme, and you can imagine an outlet it is plugged into.
we'll just say his legs were under the sheets for quick hiding if there is a surprise bust in the door
Plus he's just standing on the bed with his hand and foot, then the clock is just floating in the air.