Too bad that wasn't big enough because it's pretty good. The BF tells his gf, "Why do you watch Food Network all the time, it doesn't make you a better cook." She replies, "well, why do you watch porn all the time. It doesn't..." Then its a picture of the cereal guy saying "GTFO."
Just caught up on this thread from when I lost power on 4/27. Laughed so hard I cried. Solid work lately.
knew a guy who bought plan B for a girl, and the girl told him "she didnt agree with that" she took those damn pills
lol my roommate fucked a girl randomly one night and she was such a slut the next day she texts him and is like 'I forgot to take my pill should I take a plan b pill' my roommate immediately texts her back saying 'yeah' but he is worried as shit he has to pay for it and go with her and all that..... she just texts back (I shit you not) 'okay!' and he never hears from her again slut