He has some of the best one liners ever on TV. “I made my money the old fashioned way...I got run over by a Lexuuuusssss”
The only reason I’d miss it is if I got pulled over for violating my houuuuuse arrest. Shaboosh. Judge gave me two ankle bracelets. Said he’d never seen anything like it before. Ja boy is a question on the bar exam.
One time I waited outside a woman’s house for five days just to show her how serious I was about wanting to drill her. Turns out, it was the wrong house. She loved the story anyway. We got to third base. Over the pants.
Jam would be potentially the GOAT side character ever if not for the existence of Jean Ralphio. Ghost Jammed!
Ron Swanson Facemask popped up in my Facebook ads today. https://maskclub.com/products/parks-and-recreation-ron-swanson-moustache-face-mask
Da na na na now now rock n roll yeah poison. What is that? Just general rock. Da na na she’s my cherry pie oh yeah
Welp. Last night of having Parks on Netflix. Absolute bullshit, but I’ve been blazing through it the last week or two. Almost through season 7 rn
It’s going to be on the free tier. There will be ads but what little I’ve watched on Peacock has been some pretty minimal ads. Though I am on the paid tier with ads because I get it free for having Comcast internet.
Finished a round today. I was pushing to get done because peacock wasn’t on Roku but I guess that has changed in the last week or so.
SugarShaun btw, my Twitter handle is a reference to when Chris proposed to Ann in front of Jerry and he was eating crackers and got choked up