Paint me like one of your dumb rich tourists

Anti-government mouth breathers are going to 100% use this as a foundation for another oxygen and brain cell deprived conspiracy theory revolving around a US government sanctioned assassination and cover up designed to silence free thinking innovators who dared to prove that government regulation is merely a useless fictional weapon against those who wish to live free.

 

Maybe Elon will hop on board his starship for a closer look.

 

And take Rupert Murdock and his kids with him

 

The recording equipment..

 

Everyone knows that the Atlantic Ocean is historically much less work than the Pacific. This is emblematic of much greater issues facing our society.

 

Wow

 

I'm not one to word doc people but a lot of people should feel dumb right now.

 

I'm not going to read the whole thread to validate your statement but the comparison is hilarious either way

 

The microphone they got from Camping World was actually just a game trail camera.

 

Just stop guys. Don't even let it start

 

So it's been found or naw?

 

Thank you dril

 

good call. OceanGateGate has a nice ring to it.

 

Listening to this Rear Admiral say “uh” between literally every single word makes my head want to implode. Jfc.

 

Should have went with a string and 2 cans. Dual tether and communication device.

 

These reporters are asking fucking stupid questions.

 

ARSENAL

 

I am completely shocked that the man who spoke with such brazened, delusional hubris that ultimately led to his own death is a republican.

 

I was shocked that one asked about recovering the bodies. It would take everything I had not to say, “I’m not sure how you expect us to find five gallons of goo in the middle of a fucking ocean. Because I’m pretty sure that’s impossible you fucking idiot. Next question.”

 

Man so they've been dead since Sunday which means they've spent their first four days in the afterlife seeing everyone dunk on them.

Rip

 

I feel like reporters have to ask that type of question on behalf of the average dummy. That’s the type of question the average dummy would want to know, and reporters need quotes from experts in order to answer it. Even if the reporter already knows the answer.

 

I kinda hope they spent like a day or two wondering around aimlessly with the CEO guy telling everyone this will be fine, we have safety features built in, they will soon find us right until POP

 

Also similar to the Heaven's Gate bunch that mass suicided.

 

So it seems those connected to that Explorers’ group and immediate friends knew what happened from the beginning. They heard an implosion around the same time they lost contact.

 

we still can’t find flight MH370

 

No but they found where they drowned

 

Or the implosion severed the long string between the two tin cans.

 

They prob all went to the Blink 182 show.

 

and they havent even looked on the moon ONCE!

 

So it was a lie when it was said they didn't hear anything

 

Smokin on that submersible pack

 

182
18 x 2 = 36
36 -> Three Sixes

Really makes you think

 

So they knew they were dead for days and still orchestrated an expensive search? Good stuff. How are the migrants doing?

 

I don’t think you can classify their deaths as drownings. Not when they were crushed by over 5500 psi of force.

 

I want to hear the implosion.

 

I'd put faking their death at about 5% odds.

 

This guy also said his biggest concern would be the carbon fiber hull. He said it can fail and give no warning whatsoever. Sounds like it was he hull.

 

Glad it was instantaneous nobody deserves that cruel of a death

 

Wouldn’t have gotten all of that sweet government help if they admitted that early on.

 

Wonder who the step son is seeing in concert tonight.