Paint me like one of your dumb rich tourists

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  1. One Two

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  2. HoosDaMan

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    Damn. That would suck
     
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  3. One Two

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    I can’t wrap my head around paying $250k to go 4,000 meters down to look at a shipwreck. I’m also poor though


    In all seriousness hope they find them safely
     
  4. pez

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    probably more crushing
     
  5. $P1

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    Not the best way to go
     
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  7. IV

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    Really bad way to go, fucking with Poseidon is dicey
     
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    Near, far, wherever you are ….
     
  10. Redav

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    Prob would have never known had they lost pressure
     
  11. Redav

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    I watched a thing on people who had paid to go to the Titanic and the people were not likable at all. Who would have guessed with rich tourists?
     
  12. Redav

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  13. Redav

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    Pretty funny when he gets to the description of submersible in that video. 3:00 mark for those interested
     
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    If I had $250k to spend like it was nothing, I’d definitely do this.

    Now people can pay to visit both.
     
  15. Duck70

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    Oh fuuuuuuck no.

    Not a chance in hell I'm going FOUR MILES underwater in a submarine that has parts from Camper World and controlled by a god damn GameCube controller.
     
  16. Redav

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    I thought the game controller thing had to be a joke but it didn't seem to be
     
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  17. TC

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    FAFO
     
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  18. Redav

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    I personally would really enjoy pissing into a bottle in front of 5 strangers
     
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  19. One Two

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    I wonder if it will be like with the bodies on Everest. “There is submersible 097, so you know we are close to the ball room.”
     
  20. gilstein21

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    The price just went up!
     
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  21. bro

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    trying to verbalize this without coming of as a big idiot, but pretty crazy 110~ years have passed and yet it just sits on the sea floor. to me, that means we don't have the means to go down and pull out something 4 miles deep on the ocean floor, or it would crumble and fall apart at the point if any attempt was made.
     
  22. gilstein21

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    Why not just leave it there?
     
  23. dump

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    Same reason the USS Arizona sits in a shallow bay area almost 82 years after it was bombed down
     
  24. bro

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    because humanity likes to put things on display and it is one of the most famous structures in modern history?
     
  25. Redav

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    It's an 800 foot ship filled with water 2.5 miles down. No there's no way to bring it up
     
  26. dump

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    Not when its a failure
     
  27. bro

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    you saying it isn't famous because it sank?
     
  28. Snakes

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    Imagine spending a quarter million bucks to go see a mass grave at the bottom of the sea, only to join them. :bamawarn:
     
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    Karmic justice
     
  30. Redav

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    It's also in 2 pieces. Well mostly 2 pieces
     
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    The capsule is advertised to have 96 hours of oxygen for survival, which "gives us some time to continue searching and continue to using all our means to try and locate the crew members," Mauger said.


    presuming the submersible is intact, imagine sitting there and just wondering if anyone is going to come save you.
     
  32. Snakes

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    It has a massive debris field and the ship is getting beat up year after year because people are looting the site and resting their mini subs on pieces of the wreckage. This shit would be illegal.
     
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    It’d also be a $25 ticket to see it above water, so the capitalism machine says leave it there for $250,000 a pop.
     
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  34. Snakes

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    what? it's physically impossible to pull it up remotely intact.
     
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    have they tried putting the ship in rice?
     
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    Sorry, the sarcasm font wasn’t working.
     
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    What about like....a lot of drones.

    Hear me out
     
  38. Redav

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    I wonder if they tried turning the ship off and then back on
     
  39. gilstein21

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    Have we tried putting a few million inflated beach balls in the hull yet?
     
  40. TC

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    Someone in my hometown thinks a box Chevy could tow it out
     
  41. bro

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    I'm more of an endurance shipwreck guy myself
     
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  43. HoosDaMan

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    I had a submarine phase where I’d watch videos about their disasters. We actually brought up a Russian sub using Howard Hughes as the cover.
     
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  44. AptosDuck

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    build an underground tunnel to it
     
  45. Clown Baby

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    I think the wildest story of all time is how James Cameron and Bill Paxton did this and then when they came back up the crew was like “hey bad news guys, 9/11 just happened”
     
  46. gilstein21

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    First stop for the ocean train
     
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  48. herb.burdette

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    I took a submarine tour of shipwrecks off the coast of Aruba, but we didn’t go anywhere near as deep as this one.

    In hindsight, I probably should have asked myself more questions about safety before I got on board.
     
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  49. bro

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    as someone going to Aruba in a few months, this is a good reminder to not do anything like that
     
  50. Nug

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    Why don't they just hold their breath and swim to the surface?