Official Thread of God's Professional Tigers—3* seed

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  1. Struggler

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    Mixon out on short yardage 3rd down is pretty tricky too.
     
  2. Baron

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    Time to finish.
     
  3. Pelican

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    Dan Pitcher and his salt & pepper handsomeness should be promoted to OC by tomorrow morning.
     
  4. Goose

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    Like we’d do anything else other than promote our QB coach in this situation lol
     
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  5. Pelican

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    Good. I don't want them to do anything else.
     
  6. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    They'll promote Pitcher to OC because that's been the plan for years. I'd prefer bringing in someone from outside the organization but they won't do that. I think Taylor sucks at play calling and has zero creativity, so I'd like someone new added to the offensive braintrust.
     
  7. Baron

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    They'll do what Joe wants imo. They do have to interview an external minority candidate first though before hiring Pitcher if that's what the actual plan is, so I wouldn't expect an announcement until later in the week.
     
  8. The Walrus

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    Pitcher is a no brainier. The real head scratching move (or non move, I guess) is bringing back Frank Pollack. All the money we've spent on the OL, and it's still abysmal.
     
  9. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    I agree Pollack sucks and wish they'd fire him. Didn't know the Rooney rule applied to coordinators, thought it was just head coaches.
     
  10. Goose

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    We’ll promote the ball boy to OL coach next.

    Pitcher might be the right guy for the job but we’re such a boring organization
     
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  11. Pelican

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  12. Baron

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  13. Pelican

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    Can’t say I care much given the recent play.

     
  14. repoocs

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    Just stay the fuck away from Mike Mickens.
     
  15. Baron

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  16. Baron

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  17. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Personally I don't think they should be paying 2 wr's $50 - $60 million. I'd rather spend that money elsewhere like OL and DL. Love Tee but the Bengals have shown to be much better at drafting wr's then OL and DL.
     
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  18. Baron

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    Goose we need an updated thread title or are we going to be the 3 seed forever?
     
  19. The Walrus

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    He should be traded while they can still get something more than a comp pick when he walks for free after next season. Especially in a year where there are so many good WR's in the 1st-2nd round range.

    But I fully expect them to, as always, do the safe/boring thing and hold on to him for one more season.
     
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  20. Pelican

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    A stunning development.
     
  21. Baron

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  22. Pelican

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  23. Baron

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  24. Goose

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    But what does it mean
     
  25. repoocs

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    Obviously related to whatever this is going to be.

     
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  26. Yanks711

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  27. Yanks711

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    I don't know if this is just a massive troll job or what but it's spreading like wildfire


     
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  28. Yanks711

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    Lol, still don't believe it at all

     
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  29. Baron

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    [​IMG]
     
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  30. Goose

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    I want to believe meme

    Unrelated to that post: I think Bengal Jim is a massive douche bag
     
  31. Baron

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    You can say that again.

    need more defensive moves.
     
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  32. Baron

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  34. Goose

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    WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON
     
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  35. herb.burdette

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    Ed Orgeron is the Bengals new GM and he’s getting the band back together.
     
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  36. Yanks711

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    I'm still going to assume it's just people piling on a joke but it's fucking crazy how far this rumor has gotten and what kind of run it's getting.
     
  37. Baron

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    Well Queen went to the wrong team then.
     
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  38. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    The team doesn't want to pay Tee and Jamarr long term deals but people think they'll pay even more money to Jamar and Jefferson? God the internet is dumb.
     
  39. Baron

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  40. Goose

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    Their marketing worked because now I'm craving a Donatos pizza. Glad I didn't see that around dinner time.
     
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  41. Baron

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  42. Baron

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  43. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Need Tart really bad now with Reader signing for Detroit.
     
  44. Baron

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