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the best states to win in are the 5 that don't require names released

are we really ranking 562 million against 480 million

 

I hope it's an illegal immigrant living in chino

 

it's some street rat in california

 

the powerball was posted here you dunce why didnt you listen to the wise master

 

Isn't Chino Hills are rich area?

 

Just spent a while looking over our 86 pool tickets to find we won $16. I'm happy this shit is over. Roll that stupid $16 over to next week and lose it all.

 

i don't fucking know

the only knowledge of chino anything in california i know is the prison and also from the OC

edit: Turns out it is. huh. what if some rich fuck won lol

 

I was stuck in traffic

 

Darth Vader‏@DepressedDarth
When you realize you didn't win the Powerball

 

I hope it's some 17 year old kid and the ticket is void

 

No chance. Kid would just give the ticket to his/her parent to claim

 

He's the best

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAgYP3bKeq4/

 

JOEL9ONE
For the record my name was Rod Carriker so Chris long may be a type O
1/13/16, 10:44 PM

 

My buddies from Mississippi sent me funds via Venmo are now complaining that they didn't win. Until today I didn't realize some states can't play powerball.

 

It's weird that you didn't know that considering you're an Ole Miss fan.

 

That would be against the rules.

 

Or that I never bought into this bullshit growing up in Louisiana

 

I don't get it

 

apparently this is the guy

unless he's pulling the "south american dude in willy wonka" and lying out his ass https://twitter.com/StrokageSupreme

either way, a fucking steelers fan, smh

 

Chino Hills is 6th in the country in median household income or so I just read. Some rich fuck won probably

 

I hope that a black guy won so we can hear white people say racist things about what he's going to do with the money.

 

Bet he's faking. Surely no one is dumb enough to tweet that they won?

 

buy that kool aid stock now

 

I doubt that $97K and 6.3% poverty rate are 6th best in the country.

 

"why are you giving all your money to michael jordan"

 

Yo why do they have mandatory media obligations for winners, I wouldn't want to get kidnapped/murdered

 

he's a god damn idiot if it's him

Handcuffed mentioned it but i would have sat on that ticket until election day

 

There's a lot of dumb people out there.

 

transparency, so that there's no allegations of the state cheating

 

How long until it's no longer valid?

 

I like the tweets he's getting

 

1 year

 

Fake as fuck. No way anyone wins a billion and then starts retweeing everyone that responds to them. Classic attention whore

 

Gonna be the Ball family with all their basketball playing sons.

Chino Hills is a very nice city, probably some rich China man won (a lot live in that area).

 

Yeah there's no way you sit on your ass for an hour after winning. That guy was tweeting shit like 5 minutes after the drawing

 

Fuck the Balls

 

Almighty Zay ‏@DirtyFlacko_ 35m35 minutes ago
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Man fuck that, I wouldn't be able to sleep

 

Look at all these idiots swarming the 711

 

Tickets have time stamps on them so they could just review the security camera footage from where they bought and see that it wasn't the parents.

 

https://twitter.com/passantino/status/687500908280688641

I'd be shitting my pants. Would definitely not claim for like a week and just like hide the ticket under my mattress or something

 

Shows how much I play the lotto. 0-2 on shit itt

 

So how would the kids have bought it then?

 

I only know because my ticket (first one I've ever bought) is sitting next to me.

 

Fake id? Idk.

 

I bought scratch off tickets all the time in HS. The cashiers dont care.