Official Houston thread that isn't on the Texas Board

guys we may die

 

Why am I at work?

 

Cuz you're a good little capitalist

 

So what times it look like we're getting hit?

 

9 pm is what I've been told.

 

My truck is at Bush in surface level parking. Am I screwed?

 

Be safe Houston Bros. Hurricane or no hurricane, I wish I was out there.

 

So much #fakenews associated with this storm.

I don't know what to believe.

 

We're doooooomed!

 

Don't die guys. Srs

 

Can i come visit?

 

yes. Leave now.

 

Time to get drunk

 

4 margs deep at Berry hill. I'm sleeping through this thing.

 

I once saw a guy knock a girl out there

 

I bought a case of beer and some buffalo trace last night. Told my mom my plans and she called me an idiot and to not get too drunk.

She knows me well.

 

The Sugar Land one? I got put in a headlock by a biker chick there with a skull and crossbones bandana when I was back from college. The next day we saw each other and passed like ships in the night. Our friends told us about the nice before and we laughed and took a shot together... them margs are no joke.

 

Lol yeah

 

Be safe dudes

 

Anyone else have retarded friends marking themselves safe on Facebook before the storm even gets here? Or is it just my retarded friends?

 

It's like half my FB feed atm

 

Role call

I've literally been eating all day cause why not

 

What was on the menu?

 

Accounted for in upper Kirby.

We bought a shit ton of chic fil a nuggets, cheez it's, pb&j materials, count chocula, all the booze. Got drunk at Berry hill, as stated earlier, and ate a lot of nuggets so I'm buying more tomorrow.

 

Hey i live in upper Kirby too. But I haven't really done much today.

 

Eggs, English muffins, sandwich, cheez its, cottage cheese, wheat thins with crab dip, yogurt

 

Did I know y'all lived in Upper Kirby? I just moved from there to midtown.

 

I justmoved here from the medical center. So probably not.

Is the rain going on and off for anyone else. I really thought it would be here by now.

Autocorrect/drinking move to busted...

 

I can report north central Texas is ok and more importantly Taco Casa is still serving

 

They don't have any Houston locations. You'd be so upset right now.

 

One is coming to Cypress. You can finally eat there and be cool like me.

 

Oh ok. It's barely raining here in midtown. Starting to think this is bullshit.

 

Don't know what to think. Local fox meteorologist before midnight said reaching category 4 was good for Houston (and bad for everything between Rockport and Austin) because that additional energy might push it far enough inland to not make it back out to the Gulf (and then up to Houston), so we'd still get rain, but it'd be less. He also admitted that nobody knows anything and the models are all different, etc.

10 or some minutes ago, same channel, different guy said it was slowing down which was not good news for Houston. So who the hell knows.

I'm kind of Montose/Midtown/Second Ward area, hasn't been bad over here yet.

I don't know how widely this site is known, but www.spaghettimodels.com is interesting to check every couple hours or so.

 

I'm in Shady acres/heights and it's been nothing so far. Just walked my dog, bullfrogs having a god damn party.

 

I'm in Camden City Centre drinking. Everyone join.

 

I still have Comcast working. Is this real life.

 

Same here. It's not even raining.

 

All I want today is power so I can watch golf tournament

 

I'm ready for college football.

 

Heights checking in.

The mayor said the city can handle 2 inches of water an hour. Let's hope no matter how many days this lasts we can stay around that.

 

That seems awfully optimistic on his part

 

How hard is Memorial getting hit?

 

It is, but he's trying to counter balance our governor telling everyone to panic.

 

Anyone in the wash ave area? I'm out of town for the weekend but being that close to the Bayou doesn't give me much hope

 

Saw that this morning and laughed when everyone panned it and called him a moron.