***Official Everton F.C. Topic***

This frickin goalie

 

Damn

 

Well that’s Everton for ya

 

Taking JWP off? Thanks Moyesy

 

xG FC!

 

TIL it’s impossible to take the ball off of Kudus’s feet

 

Sucks we couldn’t sign him

 

Imagine not being broke af

 

Must be nice.

 

10 shots on goal lol.

 

This has a Bowen poach written all over it

 

Or that lol

 

Stop it

 

Brother, we have seen some shit here

 

Dropping points from leading positions in stoppage two games in a row? Let’s get back down in that basement boys

 

Good lord Jimmy, you even got a mulligan

 

What a shitty way to start the day

 

can’t finish plus the plain bad luck of having goalies play out of their minds against us

 

Well, time to watch Paw Patrol with the kids instead of this embarrassment

 

Your lot have been the better team just two unlucky feet places

 

You’re getting the xG FC experience

 

Gentlemen, I’m not sure we can stay up on the “never score goals again” strategy

 

Schedule update: just sacrifice the youth squad on the Merseyside altar. 3 games in six days is delightful for a team that doesn’t rotate

 

Need to pull a win today as all the other relegation squads have match ups primed for few points

 

This camera angle is gross

 

Most exciting thing about that half was the horrendous officiating. A typical Everton match

 

Everton is going to give up the goal soon and not score , they are terrible

 

That’s a clear penalty.

 

For 19 teams

 

Of course

 

That’s proper Everton

 

I notice Bereton Diaz has a brace for Sheffield against Fulham. I was told by Everton fans on twitter he couldn’t hang in the EPL but we managed less goals in two games against Fulham than he has in one

 

I hope we get relegated no one this poor and pathetic should pollute top flight football

 

This is a level of doomerism I cant get to lol

 

Thank you Beto

 

And Neto

 

I’ll take it lol

 

Mostly this

 

Not like that Seamus

 

Oh Seamus

 

Like I said send these fucking cunts down already

 

Here for some same shit/different day

 

XGFC off to a strong start.

 

I could watch this in the background of my Zoom meetings but seems not worth it already. Go with God, Truman

 

Another loss same ole shit

 

So lucky

 

taps the sign

 

WTF is DCL doing ?