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!!!!!

 

What a finish!

 

I was about to make a joke about needing to bring Keane on for a goal

 

Wow!!!

 

The Dyche Smash & Group shall become the new Fergie Time. Praise be to he.

 

Branthwaite dominating now

 

Oh Nah Nah Billy Gilmour.

 

That was a hefty challenge

 

Doing that to a man that is literally a foot taller than you isn't wise.

 

Giving up way too many chances being a man up

 

The other side of Dyche Smash & Grab coin is that having every advantage gives us severe anxiety.

9 minutes? What?

 

9 min is a fucking joke. There been no stoppage outside the red card

 

They’re gonna make this easy on me, love it

 

This ref getting really yellow happy

 

That being a correct amount of stoppage time can be debunked by very basic math.

 

Crap

 

Brutal

 

Dunk has done this to us before hasn't he?

 

Didn’t need to concede the corner and then just boot it deep guys

 

Loser club

 

Oh Jack

 

1-0 up with the opponent down a man and not getting three points must have Dyche going insane.

 

So I assume we're going to penalties with a triple digit amount of minutes with the match tied.

 

What a loser mentality at this club

 

Tough way to lose two points. Even when we went up a man it felt like it was 11 v 11 with the way Dyche wants to play with a lead, which I found very frustrating in the moment. Holding on for dear life when you’re up a player shouldn’t surprise me at this point in my Everton fandom but it certainly doesn’t instill a ton of confidence in the near future, either.

 

Seemed like a great time to make them chase us spraying it around

 

We got 4 points back off the appeal, they probably take those points back from us on the next set of charges lol

 

Slight justice for you guys but also not really

six points is still lame

 

Only a matter of time until we get punished when Man City does something wrong again

 

The longer it took the less points it felt like we were getting back.

 

Beto gets the start today.

 

What is this wide open play? Didn’t know this was allowed.

Also ripe for an old school Pickford boo boo trying to do too much w his feet

 

Didn’t last long so things are back to normal again

 

I definitely jinxed it

 

Oh Beto

 

Beto is just a wrecking ball in there. In a good way.

 

We’re gonna get our first PK and then miss it, calling it

 

Are we gonna get our first PK in years???

 

Nailed it :(

 

well that was a sad kick

 

Damn you

 

The commentator making an argument that was an unfortunate call against West Ham was wild

 

I’d have had McNeil or Branthwaite go above Beto tbh

 

McNiel, Harrison, Doucs.

It was well placed. But no pace.

 

Good for you big fella

 

Get in

 

What a dime from Garner

 

About fucking time boys now don’t park the bus and get a draw

 

Buying him is one of the best pieces of business we’ve done in years