January 2024 Transfer Thread

Discussion in 'Soccer Board' started by chuckmasterflex, Nov 29, 2023.

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  1. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    This is where we form lasting opinions about South American players teams will buy
     
    #1 chuckmasterflex, Nov 29, 2023
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  2. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Vitor Roque hype thread
     
    #2 Irush, Nov 29, 2023
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  3. elfrid

    elfrid he thinks the carpet pissers did this?
    Miami HurricanesOrlando MagicTampa Bay BuccaneersArsenalOrlando CityUnited States Men's National Soccer Team

    dibs on osimhen
     
    #3 elfrid, Nov 29, 2023
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  4. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    I’ll start looking under my couch for loose change to donate
     
    #4 Irush, Nov 29, 2023
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  5. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    Arsenal going to spend £120m on a player Liverpool's acting sporting director sold for £2?
    [​IMG]
     
    #5 chuckmasterflex, Nov 29, 2023
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  6. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Todd is gonna get weird on Osimhen
     
    #6 steamengine, Nov 29, 2023
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  7. Upton^2

    Upton^2 blocked just a park away, but I can't really say
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    He’s headed to Barca right
     
    #7 Upton^2, Nov 30, 2023
  8. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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    Yes
     
    #8 Artoo, Nov 30, 2023
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  9. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    #9 El_Pato, Nov 30, 2023
  10. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    On one hand I don't believe it on the other I totally expect it to happen and him show up Onana/EtH
     
    #10 TheFreak55, Dec 4, 2023
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  11. Artoo

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    De Gea coming to Newcastle and then winning more UCL games than ManU, while also keeping Newcastle above ManU in the table would be very funny.
     
    #11 Artoo, Dec 5, 2023
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  12. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    United won’t be in UCL by the time De Gea possibly signs and Newcastle staying above them in the table is going to happen no matter who they have in goal.
     
    #12 IAHusk, Dec 5, 2023
  13. Artoo

    Artoo 1312
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    So you're saying it wouldn't take very much for him to get more CL wins than United?

    Yup, still very funny
     
    #13 Artoo, Dec 5, 2023
  14. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Unless you are prepared to eat crayons you're about to have a bad time
     
    #14 TheFreak55, Dec 5, 2023
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  15. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    I woke up earlier than usual this morning so I’m in for some banter.
     
    #15 IAHusk, Dec 5, 2023
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  16. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Florida State SeminolesBayern Munich

    Any LaLiga watchers have intel on this guy?

     
    #16 NoleNBlue (Ret.), Dec 5, 2023
  17. nexus

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    young winger with potential that plays primarily on the left
     
    #17 nexus, Dec 5, 2023
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  18. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    What a plug for Indeed
     
    #18 chuckmasterflex, Dec 15, 2023
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  19. IAHusk

    IAHusk E Pluribus Anus
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    Hope he can get his career going again.
     
    #19 IAHusk, Dec 15, 2023
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  20. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    Really hoped EtH would revive his career and Andy Carroll was like naw and didn't even get a yellow for it much less the deserved straight red. But yes best of wishes for him moving forward
     
    #20 TheFreak55, Dec 15, 2023
  21. nexus

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    please form an orderly line and don’t just stampede up to the front

     
    #21 nexus, Dec 18, 2023
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  22. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Lmao 100 mil
     
    #22 Andy Reocho, Dec 18, 2023
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  23. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    I’ll not go one penny higher than €98m
     
    #23 chuckmasterflex, Dec 18, 2023
  24. nexus

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    between this and the €1B that they’re sure to get from the Super League any day now it’s about to be over for you hoes
     
    #24 nexus, Dec 18, 2023
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  25. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    I would have Liverpool pay 200 for Echeverri. Sadly, looks like we will not see him in the Argentinian league or Libertadores before he goes
     
    #25 El_Pato, Dec 18, 2023
  26. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    This bit where these chodes say the year the guy was born and not just his age drives me crazy.
     
    #26 chuckmasterflex, Dec 22, 2023
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  27. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight WPS
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    looks like he will now be able to afford more than a supercuts level haircut
     
    #27 Gallant Knight, Dec 22, 2023
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  28. The Banks

    The Banks TMB's Alaskan
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    Always been this way in hockey parlance.
     
    #28 The Banks, Dec 22, 2023
  29. Gallant Knight

    Gallant Knight WPS
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    i want to stay as far away from hockey culture as i possibly can
     
    #29 Gallant Knight, Dec 22, 2023
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  30. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    Have you seen Cole Palmer?
     
    #30 El_Pato, Dec 23, 2023
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  31. El_Pato

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    Nooooooo

     
    #31 El_Pato, Dec 24, 2023
  32. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    Disagree. Makes it way easier to remember players’ ages going forward.
     
    #32 Pasta88, Dec 24, 2023
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  33. bwi2

    bwi2 Not affiliated with BWI
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    I will never think about a Fab tweet from any point in the past when trying to remember how old some guy is
     
    #33 bwi2, Dec 24, 2023
  34. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    A single Fab tweet no, but constant exposure to the birth year (from tweets, wikipedia, FotMob, etc.) makes it easier to remember going forward.
     
    #34 Pasta88, Dec 24, 2023
  35. NineteenNine

    NineteenNine Divers are, in fact, wankers. It's science.
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    Meh. Just tell me dude is 15 or whatever.
     
    #35 NineteenNine, Dec 24, 2023
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  36. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    This. I’m grown. I don’t need an arithmetic quiz in a headline.
     
    #36 NoleNBlue (Ret.), Dec 25, 2023
  37. construxboy

    construxboy xenForo is the new TMB
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    Or in rant form:
    “I’m a man! I was born in 1983!!”
     
    #37 construxboy, Dec 25, 2023
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  38. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Fantastic
     
    #38 NoleNBlue (Ret.), Dec 25, 2023
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  39. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    Is this because Inter is broke or he is doing so well in Belgium?

     
    #39 El_Pato, Dec 25, 2023
  40. Pasta88

    Pasta88 Canes, Bruins, Raps, Jays and Sunderland.
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    He’s certainly not done super well in Belgium so probably more the former + Inter liking his skillset in the Dumfries role.
     
    #40 Pasta88, Dec 26, 2023
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  41. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #41 chuckmasterflex, Dec 30, 2023
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  42. Irush

    Irush Well-Known Member
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    Sancho going home to Dortmund on a loan?
     
    #42 Irush, Jan 2, 2024
  43. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Florida State SeminolesBayern Munich

    BVB board will find a way to dick that up. He’ll probably end up at Leverkusen and ball the fuck out.
     
    #43 NoleNBlue (Ret.), Jan 2, 2024
  44. El_Pato

    El_Pato Nunca Caminaras Solo
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    Really like this player

     
    #44 El_Pato, Jan 2, 2024
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  45. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    #45 chuckmasterflex, Jan 2, 2024
  46. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Florida State SeminolesBayern Munich

    They’ve been looking for a LB for 10 years tbqh
     
    #46 NoleNBlue (Ret.), Jan 2, 2024
  47. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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    4x time Bundesliga Champion Eric Dier
     
    #47 chuckmasterflex, Jan 5, 2024
  48. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Florida State SeminolesBayern Munich

    Hopefully just a loan with no obligation
     
    #48 NoleNBlue (Ret.), Jan 5, 2024
  49. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Only sharing because the Porro Peters joke is top notch.
     
    #49 Andy Reocho, Jan 5, 2024
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  50. nexus

    nexus TMB’s TSO
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    this is your semi-annual reminder to change your air filters
     
    #50 nexus, Jan 5, 2024
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