Home Buyin/Maintenance Thread - Where most of us are 30ish but act 47. Oh, and fuck home inspectors

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  1. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Guy is an idiot. If you’re his friend, you need to think seriously about having a frank conversation with him about this versus allowing him to embarrass himself by broadcasting this to everyone in the neighborhood.
     
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  2. Snakes

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    the attic in my 100 year old house is very large and open. there is a vent in the front that bugs and pollen get into quite easily. it's very difficult to keep the whole upstairs cool in the summer and i mainly blame the attic. there is not much insulation at all. i've thought about looking into getting it foam sprayed or even just an insulation pro come take a look at it. My power bill in the warmer months is ridiculous so i assume it would pay for itself within a few years.
     
  3. ramszoolander

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    R U me? I really need to get an attic fan put up there. And you should, too.
     
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  4. Snakes

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    if you find anyone in Bham that specializes in shit of that nature please send them my way.
     
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  5. ramszoolander

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    See Birmingham thread for the electrician I rec'd. Quote was ~$600 to wire + install, but that was last year.
     
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  6. Snakes

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    ideally i'd like for someone to snoop around up there and tell me what i need. quote it and install it.
     
  7. texasraider

    texasraider thanks
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    I can send my neighbor but no guarantees that you won't end up with holes in your ceiling
     
  8. ned's head

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    Probably improve the attic ventilation though
     
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  9. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    Well, yeah, that's wire and install. Or maybe $100 more to come out and look? IDK. FWIW they invoiced me for $50 less than the quote for other work b/c it took less time. They're good dudes.
     
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  10. ramszoolander

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    Also, speaking of attic fans, anyone got a rec? I have a 2'x2' opening. The Broan one that always comes up is substantially smaller at 14". Thoughts? We have a big ol 1910 house with a very tall attic. Gets hot upstairs; the only real "opening" to the real second floor is the drop down stairs, so I'm not super worried about pulling conditioned air out, but happy to hear word to the contrary. No soffit vents bc too old for that and no where to put them.
     
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  11. MORBO!

    MORBO! Hello, Tiny Man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!
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    Could you do the 14’’ fan and build some decorative framing around your nice new attic fan?
     
  12. ramszoolander

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    I mean...sure...

    The big issue with our house is it's hipped on three sides and then gable in the front. Weird as hell, never seen anything else like it. I can lay more batts, but just want to get the one (ugly) vent on the one gable side to work as best as possible.
     
  13. Eric The Viking

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    Walk downstairs to my wife telling me that the fridge is leaking something, but it isn’t water. I investigate and see that it’s an oily substance. About twelve years ago, I had a refrigerator leak freon and it was oily, so I started trying to find the leak (freon is no longer used in modern refrigerators, by the way).

    There was nothing obvious, so I was readying myself to move everything from the main fridge to the garage fridge. Just as I begin to do that, my hand touched the outside of the fridge and came away extremely oily.

    It turns out that a novelty beach magnet with tiny shells, starfish, and fish floating around in it had cracked, and the oily substance inside of it had leaked into my kids’ artwork and made the puddle we found on the floor.

    TL;DR…Don’t buy stupid novelty magnets
     
  14. Baron

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    Here is a project I've been working on over the past couple weeks. Converted our existing hall closet with folding doors, to this open concept closet. Never really tackled anything like this before, but turned out good in my opinion and wife is happy. Still need to touch up a few spots with paint and clean it up a tad.
     

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  15. Simon Templar

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    I can’t see any pics but knowing you as a poster I’m sure it’s fabulous
     
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  16. Baron

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    Pics aren't showing up?
     
  17. Simon Templar

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  18. ButchCassidy

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    nope
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  19. Baron

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    Should be working now (I hope).
     
  20. Simon Templar

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    Bruh, no cap on god straight fire legit
     
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  21. gordon bombay

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    I have a 6mo Bosch also, the thing isn't great with drying but overall I'm okay with it. I have a water softener bc our hardness is terrible but the washer still leaves water marks in all of our baby cups.
     
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  22. Tommy Jefferson

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    Pour some of this in at the beginning of the cycle and make sure your rinse aid is full IMG_2443.jpeg
     
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  23. gordon bombay

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    Thanks i've been trying a couple things but not this
     
  24. Coach Prison Mike

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    How easy is it to replace a kitchen faucet?

    Seems like it would be pretty easy….
     
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  25. bigred77

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    Do you like laying on your back in a very confined space while manipulating hoses and nuts by reaching above your head and holding your arms up for an extended period of time?
     
  26. Coach Prison Mike

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    Not particularly…


    Seeing as how I already have my handyman coming to do a couple other things will probably just add it to the list.
     
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  27. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    seriously, sink faucets are the worst
     
  28. bigred77

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    There is a reason plumbers install them before setting the sink
     
  29. One Two

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    I’ve done this. Add an hour to however long you think it’s going to take. Also make sure the base fitting is at least the same size as your old one (larger is fine). I definitely didn’t make that mistake.
     
  30. Duck70

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    And use pumbers tape on all threaded connections and triple check for leaks prior to calling it a day.

    Nothing is a swifter kick in the nuts than a $2 part causing $50,000 in damage to your kitchen.
     
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  31. Coach Prison Mike

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    By easy I thought it would like a 20/30 min job.

    Thanks to everyone, but definitely no thanks on doing it myself.
     
  32. One Two

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    It’s definitely doable it’s just incredibly uncomfortable

    Edit add on: I was like you and thought it would only be a 30 minute job. Went by Home Depot after work and grabbed the hardware and thought I’d have it done well before dinner. I remember taking a step back after messing with it for 45 minutes, seeing the contents of the cabinets under the sink spread out all over the floor and the empty spot where the old unit was and thinking “look what you’ve gotten yourself into.”
     
  33. Tommy Jefferson

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    Are you replacing it because you don’t like it or because you’re having issues with it?
     
  34. Eric The Viking

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    #everytime
     
  35. Coach Prison Mike

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    The sprayer is broken, and the wife just generally doesn’t like it. Don’t think there’s any structural issues with anything I’d be dealing with.
     
  36. kinghill

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    This has been a great change, thanks, more space down low now.
     
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  37. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    what detergent you using?
     
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  38. ramszoolander

    ramszoolander Guess what? Vulcan butt!
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    Also, just for the record: buy something nice and don't worry about the $$. In our old house, I did the bathroom sink and it was so shitty that I ended up just disconnecting everything to make it easier to get to. The cheapo stuff had rusted out, etc. Even in our remodeled kitchen, the contractor didn't tighten down the mounting washer enough, so every once and a while, I had to get in there to do that bastard.

    Our new house has some no-name kitchen sink faucet that's shit (no control over flow, bad mixing of hot and cold), and I've been ready to change it since we moved in two years ago...but I'm still scarred. Grrrrr.
     
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  39. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    What kind of grass do I have here, double RL ? Cabs said centipede, AKA "the lazy man's turf" but I want to get a second opinion to confirm that. Follow up question -- what should I do to ensure it's thriving this summer? Throw some more seed down now? Aerate first?
     
  40. Carl Brutananadilewski

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    i installed this recently:
    https://www.homedepot.com/p/QuietCo...-Electric-Attic-Fan-AFG-SMT-PRO-2-0/312960272

    also had soffit vent baffles and r44 installed and sealed up at least some of the wire holes etc with foam.

    Even if your only “hole “ is the attic stairs there are likely other leaks into the attic. It depends on how crazy you want to go with things but you can seal them with foam.

    It isn’t summer obviously, but we had a sunny 80 degree day and the fan kept the attic to a peak of about 105, which I was happy with.

    Need to make sure there is enough ventilation for the fan to suck air from outside and not from the house. They give you guidelines in the manual if you wanted to check.
     
  41. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Currently replacing the master bathroom faucets and stoppers for my new house. Was draining slow and the faucets had calcified. The stuff inside was horrifying.
     
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  42. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Not even all of it.
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  43. One Two

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    Thanks, I hate it
     
  44. Barves2125

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    It looks like something pretty big ate your bait off your line.
     
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  45. gilstein21

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    If it’s centipede it’ll just need a little fertilizer and water when it’s dry. It can handle heat and drought pretty well, and will fill in nice with sun and a little water.
     
  46. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Going poorly
     
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  47. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Don't ask about the steak. It's portion controlled low fat steak from Trifecta to maintain my diet.
     

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  48. One Two

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    What rig are you cooking on?
     
  49. Killy Me Please

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  50. One Two

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    How is squeezing yourself under the cabinets and not being able to see the screws going?