Game of Thrones memes

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  1. three stacks

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    no way
     
  2. zeberdee

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    1. no

    2. it happened. just not the same way. (although I guess they never faced off)
     
  3. zeberdee

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    I just don't see how Loras' skill with a lance says anything about him in a one on one battle. all his acclaim was from how talented he was in the joust. Jaime said it was like the lance was part of his arm. in the melee at Bitterbridge (I think) he got housed by Brienne.
     
  4. The Blackfish

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    1. Yes

    2. Jaime left before the fight started
     
  5. zeberdee

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    Loras didn't even fight with a sword, he used a faggy morningstar.
     
  6. Lloyd Xmas

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    Ned would rape Loras......and Loras would like it.
     
  7. Jaqen H'ghar

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    When is this tourney taking place? A man must limber up. . .
     
  8. Voodoo

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    Loras even says that he's not that great with a sword.
     
  9. Lloyd Xmas

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    Agree, as the show says "Loras has been stabbing Renly for years and he's not dead yet"
     
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  10. Jaqen H'ghar

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    Limp wrists tend to not make effective swordsmen
     
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    Jaqen would never allow himself to be put in such a position. A man would murder people and sneak out before the morning.
     
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  12. Verbal Kint

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    Lora's fought in the melee at Bitterbridge and finished 2nd to Big Shirley I mean Brienne. Thought he used a war hammer though
     
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    Prime Robert >>> Prime Selmy >>>>> Everyone else
     
  14. three stacks

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    lmao
     
  15. GBG_24

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    Sorry, but this is a sword tournament, and Ned would fuck Loras up with a sword.
     
  16. jorge

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    Yeah Brandon was the warrior. Ned was shy and quiet, surely not potato with a sword but there's nothing to suggest he's great. The closest evidence to him being good was surviving the TOJ and that was 7 on 3.
     
  17. Lloyd Xmas

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    Or Barristan Selmy.

    Why you fucks hating on Nearly Headless Ned?
     
  18. jorge

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    Ned got beat by Yohn Royce. Who got beat by Jorah and Rhaegar. Plus he was way older than Ned.
     
  19. GBG_24

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    Brandon was the hot head, that doesn't mean he is the only one who knows how to fight. I'm sure they received the same training while growing up.
     
  20. Lloyd Xmas

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    Ned and Robert were wards together.

    If Barristan the Bold calls you a good fighter, you can kill a flowery queer.
     
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  21. zeberdee

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    in a sword fight or a joust? I think everyone keeps mistaking jousting skill for skill with a sword.
     
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  22. jorge

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    It was with a sword. In fact I have to re read it. Royce may have won 2v1 vs Ned and Rowdy Roddy Cassel.
     
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  23. zeberdee

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    where and when was this? how did Ned and Cassel lose but survive?
     
  24. jorge

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    I should clarify my point that I think Ned being average to above average with a sword I believe enhances his character, not detract from it.
     
  25. Verbal Kint

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    No its not. So Drogo has to use a longsword instead of an arakhs? Robert (I know he's not in this) would need to use a sword and not a warhammer?

    I'm such a nerd
     
  26. Lloyd Xmas

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    [​IMG]
     
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  27. GBG_24

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    It wasn't in a real battle. It was just in the practice yard when Royce was visiting Winterfell. I just read some article, that is likely where jorge read about it. Just google Ned Stark vs Yohn Royce.
     
  28. GBG_24

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  29. zeberdee

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    that article took every mention of Ned being good with the sword and discounted it while giving full credit to anything that denigrated him..

    fwiw, I don't think Ned was great with a sword. I thought he was above average, but a very smart fighter. I just also don't think Loras' skills lie in one on one combat on foot.
     
  30. jorge

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    I found the quote. I couldn't remember exactly which book it was so I had to kindle search a few of them "She could see him in the yard, a practice sword in hand, hammering her father to the ground and turning to defeat Ser Rodrik as well. " -Sansa

    So its debatable if it was 2v1. Thats what I had gathered though when I read it.
     
  31. zeberdee

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    nm I found my answer.
     
  32. GBG_24

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    I'd also like to point out that that melee' at Renly's camp that Loras took home the silver behind Brienne was on horseback. There would be no horses in this 1 v 1 tournament.
     
  33. jorge

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    Obviously, or that would favor Drogo.
     
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  35. GBG_24

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    Yeah, but what I'm implying is that Loras' skill on horse, which is evident in his jousting, was the reason he was able to get second in the melee. It's not b/c he is some badass in 1v1 fighting.
     
  36. zeberdee

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    Game of Thones Tournament thread > Game of Thrones Meme Thread
     
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  37. Verbal Kint

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    Yea well Loras was beautiful...
     
  38. Jaqen H'ghar

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    If by "sneak out before the morning" you mean "strut down the road like Vince McMahon" then a man agrees
     
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  39. GBG_24

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    I'm going to start referring to you as "The Gopher of Flowers."
     
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  40. Verbal Kint

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    :ohgosh:
     
  41. UA412

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    Jousting is more about riding. He's a great rider.
     
  42. UA412

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    Arthur Dayne > Robert > Selmy
     
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  43. Verbal Kint

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    :awesomeface:
     
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  44. Snakes

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    lol at this debate
     
  45. UA412

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    No.
     
  46. NinjaRXA

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    not sure how many of you will get this but posting anyways

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  47. NinjaRXA

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    also fwiw GRRM has said Ned was a competent swordsman but Brandon was the real fighter
     
  48. UA412

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    I'm team ned, but I do want to point out this difference. In that season 1 scene with Jaime where he says something like "I don't fight in tournaments, because when I fight a man for real I don't want him to know what I can do" he actually says this

    "I don't fight in tournaments, because as someone who has seen the horrors of war, I find playing at war to be distasteful. I spend my time actually working on governing my lands, not knocking men off horses with a stick. Maybe when your older, you'll understand that."
     
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  50. Verbal Kint

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    My son is off warring, not playing at tourney (or something like that)

    Twas Catelyn's best line after 'these are the knights of summer and winter is coming'