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  1. Snakes

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    all these memes fucking suck
     
  2. bryix

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    fuck all yall
     
  3. BP

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    Pick em
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  4. Keef

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    Jaqen all day
     
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  5. LT8

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    lol at Theon vs Bronn. Jon and Robb would also get their shit pushed in. Barristan vs the Hound and Jaime vs Drogo as the final four. Really tough to pick between Barristan, Jaime, and the Hound for me. Victarion, Areo Hotah, the Halfhand, and The Red Viper should replace Stannis, Theon, Jon, and Robb imo
     
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    Jaqen vs. Kahl

    Jamie vs. The Hound

    Jaqen
     
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  7. WolverineJack

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    Round 1:

    Barristan vs Jon Snow: One on one Barristan wins this easily. Jaime even admits that he may not have been able to defeat him I think. Add Ghost into the picture and Jon Snow wins. Winner- Jon Snow.

    Jaqen vs The Mountain: Faceless Man vs A Big Strong Retard, Jaqen doesn't even sweat. Winner- Jaqen

    Hound vs Stannis: Stannis uses fire to kill the hound. Too easy. Winner- Stannis

    Brienne vs Syrio: The dancing master is too quick for the lady giant. Winner- Syrio

    Khal Drogo vs Robb: Bringing Grey Wind into the mix I still believe Khal wins. He is too quick wearing no armor and would be dual wielding Arakhs. Winner- Khal Drogo

    Ned vs Loras: Ned is a fucking war champion and is well seasoned. Loras is quicker, younger but is a summer child. Ned uses strength and experience. Winner- Ned

    Bronn vs Theon: Biggest mismatch in the bracket. Bronn toys with Theon and pisses on him afterwards. Winner- Bronn

    Jorah vs Jaime: Would be probably one of the better fights but I believe the Kingslayer comes out victorious. Winner- Jaime

    Jon Snow vs Jaqen
    Stannis vs Syrio
    Khal Drogo vs Ned
    Bronn vs Kingslayer
     
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    Yall are fucking retarded with this Drogo shit. Plate mail against Dothraki?

    :cmonson:

    Jaqen wins by default though, since every opponent he would face will die the night before in some mysterious way.
     
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    Jaqen and Syrio can't both be in this thing.
     
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    [​IMG]
     
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  11. Manny

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    Everyone is forgetting Strong Belwas. Shame.
     
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    Round 1:

    Barriston v Jon - Barriston: if Ghost doesn't interfere

    Jaqen v The Mountain - The Mountain: easily in open combat.

    Stannis v The Hound - Hound: seriously? this one isn't even close

    Brienne v Syrio - Brienne: would rape the faggy dance instructor

    Drogo v Robb - Drogo: mail would give Robb a huge advantage but sans Grey Wind interfering Drogo would find a way to win like Bronn did against Ser Hugh of the Vale

    Ned v Loras - Hate to admit it but Loras would beat him, probably pretty easily.

    Bronn v Theon - :edmond:

    Jorah v Jaime - Jaime: Could beat him with one hand tied behind his back

    Round 2:
    Barristan v The Mountain - The Mountain: Just too much for Ser Barristan to handle in his old age

    The Hound v Brienne - The Hound: Nothing will come between The Hound and The Mountain, especially not some oversized wench

    Drogo v Loras - Loras: the armor advantage is enough to put him over the top against Drogo

    Bronn v Jaime - Jaime: Better trained, more disciplined fighter.

    Round 3

    The Hound v The Mountain - The Hound: Its what he lives for

    Loras v Jaime - Jaime - tough one but Jaime isn't a cocksucker

    The Finals:

    The Hound v Jaime - Jaime: The Hound just isn't angry enough anymore

    Winner: Jaime Motha Fuckin' Lannister
     
  13. The Blackfish

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    Do the whole damn thing faggot
     
  14. kentucky_dawg

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    is this pre op or post op jaime?
     
  16. Lloyd Xmas

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    yes, I'd also like to know if Ned is headless or not.
     
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  17. Lloyd Xmas

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    Selmy v Snow- Selmy....Jaqen v Mountain- Jaqen....Hound v Stannis- Hound....Brienne v Syrio- Syrio.... Drogo v Robb- Drogo... Ned v Loras- Ned....Bronn v Theon- Bronn obviously... Jamie v Jorah- Jamie

    Selmy v Jaqen- Jaqen..... Hound v Syrio- Hound....Drogo v Ned- Ned... Bronn v Jamie- Jamie

    Jaqen v Hound- Jaqen... Ned v Jamie- Jamie

    Jaqen v Jamie- Jaqen

    A man must win.
     
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  18. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Round 1:

    Selmy vs. Snow - Selmy
    Jaqen vs. The Mountain - As much as it pains me, give me the Mountain

    The Hound vs. Stannis - the Hound
    Brienne vs. Syrio - Syrio

    Khal Drogo vs. Robb - Khal Drogo
    Ned Stark vs. Loras Tyrell - Ned Stark

    Bronn vs. Theon - Bronn
    Jorah vs. Jaime - Jaime

    Round 2:

    Selmy vs. the Mountain - the Mountain
    The Hound vs. Syrio - the Hound

    Khal Drogo vs. Ned Stark - Khal Drogo
    Bronn vs. Jaime - Jaime

    Semifinals:

    The Hound vs. The Mountain - The Hound gets his revenge
    Khal Drogo vs. Jaime - Jaime

    Finals:

    The Hound vs. Jaime - Jaime
     
  19. zeberdee

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    how are we judging this? single combat - swords (or weapon of choice), no horses?
     
  20. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    That was my understanding
     
  21. zeberdee

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    Selmy
    Gregor
    Sandor
    Syrio

    Drogo
    Ned
    Bronn
    Jaime

    Selmy
    Syrio

    Ned
    Jaime

    Selmy
    Jaime

    Jaime
     
  22. Verbal Kint

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    Round 1

    Selmy v Jon - Barristan the Bold in about 5 strokes (no homo)
    Jaqen v Mountain - Mountain only because if this is a squared off 1 on 1 matchup we've never seen Jaqen fight and my guess is Jaqen is more Secret Snake than 1 on 1 beast

    Stannis V Hound - gotta go with the Hound
    Brienne V Syrio - A girl cannot defeat the 1st Sword of Braavos

    Drogo v Robb - Robb's a G but he's like 16 and not known for beastly swordplay. Assuming Grey Wind isn't there it's Drogo all the way
    Ned v Loras - I really want to go with Ned but all indications are that Loras is a much better swordsman

    Bronn v Theon - I almost lol'd but I don't actually think Theon is a pushover as he did actually put work in during the war before turning evil but Bronn is still far better

    Jorah v Jaime - if Khaleesi's life is on the line then Jorah may get some super pedo strength but otherwise I'm going with Kingslayer

    Round 2
    Selmy v Mountain -Selmy. Screw it I don't care if its a heart pick. Its like Holyfield v Tyson. An actual boxer vs a mauler. Plus screw the Mountain

    Hound v Syrio - Similar to before, water dancer v a mauler. Going with Syrio here
    Drogo v Loras - Drogo. I get the armor v no armor thing but Drogo was leader of one of the largest Khalasars ever (I think) based on sheer strength of manliness and warrior prowess. Loras is a beast but still green so Drogo

    Bronn v Jaime - Bronn. Jaime's a beast and all but Bronn's life is based on how good he is with a sword. We're talking about a guy that recruited guys by giving them a chance to kill him.

    Round 3

    Syrio v Selmy - Selmy. B da Bold ain't worried bout no water dancer

    Drogo v Bronn - Drogo. Bronn is a beast but he's also a light fighter. If he was one that wore heavy armour I'd give it to him but he relies on quickness too but Drogo is bigger and quicker

    Final

    Selmy v Drogo - Selmy. B da Bold pulls it out

    Also Strong Belwas and Red Viper may beat all of these guys
     
  23. Verbal Kint

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    I'm guessing its each character how they are at the beginning of the series. Otherwise Zombie Mountain wins easily
     
  24. WolverineJack

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    Again Loras maybe a better Swordsman, but you didn't mention that Loras was green/summer child against Ned. You have to remember, Ned was the second hand man leading the rebellion. He fucking destroyed Pyke. I think Ned wins.
     
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  25. zeberdee

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    Loras is a tourney knight. he's never fought a real fight before.
     
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  26. GBG_24

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    I have Jaime vs Barristan the Bold in the finals.
     
  27. Snakes

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    didn't he fight in blackwater?
     
  28. zeberdee

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    yea but that was just a massacre, they ran them down from behind and nobody saw them coming. he also got his ass beat by Brienne in the melee.

    with a Lance and on a horse I think Loras would fuck up almost anyone, but standing and fighting one on one I think his lack of strength would hurt him.
     
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  29. Verbal Kint

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    Thats because I dont think it matters in that matchup. Ned is probably an excellent leader of men and brave but maybe not a top notch fighter while Loras was famous for his skills by 16.
     
  30. zeberdee

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    Ned also came out on top against three of the best fighters in the history of Westeros at the Tower of Joy(granted he had the numbers). Ned didn't get much acclaim because he never fought in tournaments, but he could definitely handle himself.
     
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    famous for his tourney skills
     
  32. Verbal Kint

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    Not saying he couldn't just that that was about 15 years before and Ned was never known as great. Loras was famous at 16 in a land before telephones and faxes and was known even in the north for his skills.

    That's true but we also saw him murk guardsmen after Renly died and he also fought in the Battle of Blackwater so he's not so green at this point in the story or at least he proved that he can fight for real. If they were close in skill I'd give Ned the nod due to experience but my thought is that Loras is far more skilled than Ned
     
  33. GBG_24

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    Ned would wipe the floor with Loras.
     
  34. GBG_24

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    Jaime Lannister needed a one of the Lannister guardsmen to spear Ned through the leg to beat him.
     
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  35. WolverineJack

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    Forgot about that, Ned was holding his own in that little skirmish as old as he is.

    Lets say we put a sober in shape Robert Baratheon in the mix. How does he do?
     
  36. zeberdee

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    kills everyone.
     
  37. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    My first instinct would be to make him the favorite, or at least in the top 3.
     
  38. Verbal Kint

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    why? Because he led an army back in the day? We know Loras has skills. What do we know about Ned's sword fighting ability other than in a 7 v 3 he survived against The Sword of the Morning.
     
  39. GBG_24

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    When Selmy and Ned were chatting in season one, Selmy gave Ned serious props for his skills. Right after that Ned says that his dad told him that Selmy was the best he has ever seen with a sword. Ned also said his dad was rarely wrong when it came to judging that sort of thing.

    Loras book 4 or 5 spoiler
    Also, Ned was never seriously (mortally?) injured, like Loras was when he besieged Storms End, or Dragonstone, whichever it was that he had to take down for Cercei to send help to stop the invading Iron Islanders.
     
  40. GBG_24

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    Also, do you think Ned was the type to just be a general, or do you think that he was the way Robb is, and would always lead his men in the area the fighting was thickest?
     
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  41. Verbal Kint

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    That could be taken as Selmy being a gentleman. Also
    I don't think that matters. Well actually it could matter in a way. Loras got burned to a crisp and even great fighters get murked (Rhaegar seemed like a great fighter and Robert killed him one on one). That could show that Loras is too hot headed and doesn't think things through which could give Ned an advantage though

    I defintely think Ned led the fight but that doesn't mean he was a world class fighter in any way. Robb led the fighting against the Lannisters but nobody thinks he was a great fighter either
     
  42. GBG_24

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    Ned was a world class fighter, that's why Jaime wanted to kill him so much. It would be a huge feat for him, and he was all about pride at that time in the series.
     
  43. GBG_24

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    I'd also like to point out that Ned is the only one with a Valyrian steel sword in that tournament, aside from Jon.
     
  44. Verbal Kint

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    When did Jaime want to kill Ned? He could've killed him if he wanted to. I think Jaime was too arrogant to care about Ned other than wanting his brother released and thirsting for a fight
     
  45. GBG_24

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    Jaime was talking shit to Ned pretty much the entire time Ned was in King's Landing. When they kidnapped Tyrion it finally gave him an excuse to start the fight. Then he was pissed at his guardsman for interfering with his fight with Ned when it finally happened.
     
  46. Lloyd Xmas

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    Ned is a a good fighter, Loras is a cocksucker.

    Good fighting>>Cocksucking.

    Unless we're talking about women.
     
  47. Verbal Kint

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    Loras is a great fighting cocksucker. I don't know how that helps my argument...
     
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  48. Lloyd Xmas

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    Sounds like the name of a farm league baseball team.
     
  49. The Blackfish

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    Loras would beat Ned 1 on 1

    Deal with it.

    Also fuck the show when it comes to this, it's not canon, the fight between Jaime and Ned never happened