Elon / Twitter Thread

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  1. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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  2. Randy Dangus

    Randy Dangus Invigorated after sunning my butthole
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    I tried. Cyber truck snapping a carrot clean off in the front trunk thing
     
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  3. ~ taylor ~

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    That doesn’t make any sense
     
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  4. Gustavo Fring

    Gustavo Fring Feelin' rosy.
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    This, I assume? Don’t stick your fingers or junk in the frunk, needless to say.

     
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  5. Deep dirt

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    Thanks Gustavo, but I’ll stick my junk and/or fingers wherever I Goddamn please.
     
  6. Randy Dangus

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    Ok
     
  7. fattus

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    I’m free tonight.
     
  8. Deep dirt

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    See you at the north bend Safeway bb.
     
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  9. RockHardJawn39

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    :beaver:
     
  10. kezarmyaj

    kezarmyaj eat your floor cereal
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    gotta pump those #s up!
     
  11. COVIDiskilingme79

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    Buy the dip all the way down
     
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  12. Xander Crews

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    Nothing like lighting $50k on fire because you worship an idiot.
     
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  13. chuckmasterflex

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  14. Redav

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  15. $P1

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    Imagine willingly giving your money to Elon at this point.

    Couldn't be me.

    Or anyone with a soul.
     
  16. ashy larry

    ashy larry from ashy to classy
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    The NHTSA stated the accelerator pedal pad on some Cybertrucks "may dislodge and become trapped by the interior trim," causing the vehicle to accelerate unintentionally.

    is that bad
     
  17. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    It’s true I saw video evidence last page
     
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  18. chuckmasterflex

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    I’m more surprised they’ve only shipped 3,878 of these hunks of junk than them not working.
     
  19. kezarmyaj

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    only if you drive on the street like a rube
     
  20. VaxRule

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    “Can’t have out of control acceleration if your cybertruck just bricks itself.”

    - Elon’s response to NHTSA
     
  21. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Spending $100k on a meme that can kill you.
     
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  22. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This guy is the biggest idiot on the planet.

     
  23. Redav

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    Need to have a second free speech dinner to discuss this latest development
     
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  24. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Scheduling another dinner because the AH HA moment from the previous debate I lost hits me three weeks later.
     
  25. soulfly

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    This better be North Bend, WA
     
  26. Deep dirt

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    Let me assure you, it isn’t.
     
  27. soulfly

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    :lurk:
     
  28. hood b. goode

    hood b. goode thats what i love about these HS chicks, man
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  29. EdmondDantes

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    https://www.savingcountrymusic.com/...falsely-reports-tyler-childers-postponements/

    On Thursday evening, Tyler’s show went off without a hitch, with 49 Winchester opening the show for Childers, and the tens of thousands of attendees walking away raving about the performance.

    But according to X/Twitter, that show was postponed, along with Friday’s performance. In a trending news story generated by Grok, X/Twitter states,

    Tyler Childers has postponed his highly anticipated Mule Pull ’24 Tour shows at Bridgestone Arena in Nashville, TN, originally scheduled for April 18 and 19. The postponement is due to unforeseen circumstances, and new dates are being determined. Fans who had purchased tickets for the original dates can rest assured that their tickets will remain valid for the rescheduled shows. Despite the disappointment, fans are eagerly awaiting the rescheduled dates, showcasing their unwavering support for the Kentucky poet.

    But of course, this information is completely false. This false information is not just being served by X/Twitter, it’s populating in the right sidebar on Desktop in Twitter’s “Explore” feature, and in people’s feeds on mobile as a trending topic.
     
  30. VaxRule

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    You could go ahead and just ban libs of TikTok right now, Elon.
     
  31. Tug

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    This is probably a dumb question, but isn’t engagement farming the point of Twitter?
     
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  32. OHW

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    lol I was thinking the same thing
     
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  33. seanofthedead86

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    Yeah. Like every Trump/Biden reply guy would be out of work.
     
  34. bwi2

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    Don’t have to pay your content creators if you ban them for farming engagement
     
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  35. Redav

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    300 IQ big brain genius: I don't want engagement on my social media platform.
     
  36. —

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    But tbh since he bought the app I was thinking he’s being a little bit of an idiot by declaring war on the bots. The bots are a significant part of Twitter traffic and he gets to serve adds to them anyway.

    then the funniest thing possible happened when the bots got way worse, way more sexual and racist. And he lost even more advertisers
     
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  37. steamengine

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    In the valley or on the road?
    Truth telling imo
     
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  38. TrustyPatches

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  39. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    he also had them over inflate views and tell people we'll pay you based on views

    none of it makes any sense
     
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  40. fattus

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    The worms ate into his brain.
     
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  41. kezarmyaj

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  42. Hank Scorpio

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  43. 1 other person

    1 other person Kung Fu Kenny
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    Hahaha that’s gotta be failed insurance fraud. The owner is probably 10k underwater on their loan
     
  44. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Still love the truck though!
     
  45. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  46. Can I Spliff it

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  47. Can I Spliff it

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  48. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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