2024 SEC Football Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Dec 14, 2023.

  1. blind dog

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    want to be my roomie at the old folks home?
     
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  2. Prospector

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    no, I'm offing myself right before they send me away
     
  3. Hank Scorpio

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  4. Boo MFer!

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    Our Georgia posters will be happy to know that huge loser Mark Hocke has been “reassigned” and is no longer leading our S&C program.
     
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  5. Lt. Pete Mitchell

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    This is cold blooded :laugh:

     
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  6. Jake Barnes

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    Mizzou has been to the SECCG multiple times now, adapted A+ shit talking, and has the requisite number of methheads.

    Surprisingly the best suited of the latest batch.
     
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  7. wes tegg

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    But didn’t Truman say they don’t care about slaw?
     
  8. wes tegg

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    Also kind of sad punching down like that.
     
  9. Truman

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    FTR I never said that. Both coaches say it’s a rivalry and treat it as such. Obviously Arkansas is not ku or any of our deeply rooted Big 8 rivalries. Or Illinois. The fans on both sides that go out of their way to say how much they don’t care are putting out huge ‘do not put in the newspaper that I’m mad’ energy.
     
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  10. Truman

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    Also, as funny as it would be if it was just the ark recruits - Mizzou put billboards in every kids hometown. Including all the out of state kids. I think it’s a pretty cool touch
     
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  11. Owsley

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    Dunking on slaw is never not funny
     
  12. double RL

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    Or, and this is just me spitballin here, just maybe, some could see it this way, just maybe fuck Arkansas? Maybe that could be the answer?
     
  13. bertwing

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    it was you that said that. Everyone knows how much Trumy cares

    <3 fuck you too
     
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  14. double RL

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  15. wes tegg

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    God damn it. Y’all keep up. It’s only been a few weeks.

    - blind dog said Truman posted 10% of his posts in the Slaw thread
    -Trumy said he didn’t, and then we got #blinddoganalytics
    - Blind dog argued that Trumy really did care when he never said he didn’t care

    So, I was joking.
     
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  16. Boom TittyMilk

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    no thank you
     
  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    Im happy for you
     
  18. bertwing

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    It’s probably closer to 25%
     
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  19. dump

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    no one really pays attention to blind dog
     
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  20. Truman

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    That’s like 6 years ago in TMB time
     
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  21. Tiffin

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    I still want to see Truman vs bertwing 1 on 1 in basketball. Might have been a good game like 8 years ago. Now it'd be funny because they'd be dying out there.
     
  22. Truman

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    I still play at least once a week.

    Fun self deprecating story -
    Monday I played against a guy who walked on to DePaul. First point of the game I crossed over and hit a jumper in his face. Talked a little shit. He spent the rest of the night making me regret it. Dunked on me twice and pinned me on the backboard.

    not tite
     
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  23. infected donkey

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    Is it really a rivalry when they beat our ass?
     
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  24. Tiffin

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    Wait why did Mizzou have to vacate wins?
     
  25. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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  26. infected donkey

    infected donkey Arkansas Razorbacks
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    from their website, can't find any information on it.
     
  27. blind dog

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    bc of Truman’s terrible posting
     
  28. Gallant Knight

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    If slaw never played Missouri in any sport every again I think the number of slaw fans who would care would number in the tens

    I’m pissed we have to play them thanksgiving week. Okay lsu that Friday was infinitely more fun.
     
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  29. blind dog

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    lol you salty bitch
     
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  30. bertwing

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    Got a little too much Bama in him


    Alabama offensive lineman Elijah Pritchett was arrested Wednesday night and charged with knowingly passing on a sexually transmitted disease, the Tuscaloosa Thread reports.

    A spokeswoman for the Tuscaloosa Police Department confirmed to the Tuscaloosa Thread a report was filed last week, leading to a warrant being issued for Pritchett’s arrest. It was served on Wednesday evening, and Pritchett was later released from jail on a $500 bond.

    The Thread reports Pritchett was charged under AL Code § 22-11A-21, “which classifies the knowing transmission of a sexually transmitted disease as a Class C misdemeanor.”
     
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  31. Boom TittyMilk

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    Hugh probably had him tested before entering our brothel and that’s why we rescinding our bags
     
  32. Nostradumass

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    Put a little too much Bama in her.
     
  33. Truman

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    We had a tutor cheat for some players on her own. She got fired for it, players were disciplned.

    Then like idiots Mizzou self reported, cooperated w the NCAA ect Got slapped scholarship reductions, a bowl ban and had to vacate wins.
     
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  34. Tiffin

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    Idiots.
     
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  35. Truman

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    Our previous AD was so bad at his job.
     
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  36. Truman

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    and another thing: I dont care. please dont put in the newspaper that i care
     
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  37. Fusiontegra

    Fusiontegra My life is dope and I do dope shit.#SparedByThanos
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    This would insinuate Arky has no rivals.
     
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  38. Gallant Knight

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    I mean we don’t really
     
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  39. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    At least y’all really hate Texas.
     
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  40. Gallant Knight

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    Tbh our greatest rivalry the last decade has been against our coaches
     
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  41. Boo MFer!

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  42. JonathanCoachman

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  43. Boo MFer!

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    Those Spurrier teams were obviously pretty good. He can’t be any worse than the loser we just demoted.
     
  44. TC

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    I can be the strength coach too when the defense is Stephon Gilmore, Melvin Ingram, Clowney
     
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  45. JonathanCoachman

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    And if I recall correctly, Alshon Jeffery got fat when he left and started training for the NFL.
     
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  46. JonathanCoachman

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    I believe you’re forgetting a certain Jungleboii.
     
  47. TC

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    I only have so much time i can’t list all the nfl studs
     
  48. Boo MFer!

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    Soda City Sardonic
     
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  49. jrmy

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  50. Boo MFer!

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