2024 SEC Football Discussion Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hank Scorpio, Dec 14, 2023.

  1. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    Rule 6.1 article 12: Conference threads are only to be started by original members. Pledges may participate at the discretion of the charter members.

     
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  2. Jake Barnes

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    These new teams are ruining the SEC Pawwwwwl
     
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  3. Hank Scorpio

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    #Alabama Crimson Tide
    #Auburn Tigers
    #Arkansas Razorbacks
    #Florida Gators
    #Georgia Bulldogs
    #Missouri Tigers
    #Mississippi Rebels
    #Mississippi State Bulldogs
    #South Carolina Gamecocks
    #Kentucky Wildcats
    #LSU Tigers
    #Vanderbilt Commodores
    #Tennessee Volunteers

    Above teams can enjoy full membership benefits and posting privileges

    * #Texas Longhorns
    * #Oklahoma Sooners

    ** #Texas AandM Aggies

    * Indicates pledge status and limited membership benefits. Posting privileges can be restricted by supermajority vote
    ** Indicates permanent pledge status with standing motion to expel
     
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  4. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    2024: Billy Buttholes’ last ride.
     
  5. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 He should keep his mouth firmly shut
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    I'd like to say a big welcome to lunchbox
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. El Tiburon

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    Billy Buttholes wins the East. Book it!
     
  7. Hank Scorpio

    Hank Scorpio Globex Corporation, Philanthropist, Supervillain
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    There is no more East, but I'll take going 3-0 over the former East teams that we play!
     
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  8. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! No longer a cog in some powerhouse machine
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    Are we the Legends and Leaders now?
     
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  9. El Tiburon

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    :that’s the joke gif:
     
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  10. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    Good to see this official thread and that no other official threads exist
     
  11. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    I assumed he meant East Gainesville
     
  12. Drown ‘Em

    Drown ‘Em The Candy Man
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    I think pledgeship for non original members ends when your school reaches an SECCG, an objective standard. Arkansas has made it and is a full member. South Carolina has made it and is a full member. Missouri has made it and is a full member.

    Lol at aTm.
     
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  13. TC

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    Never thought I'd see a schedule that said at Bama at Oklahoma back to back weeks but here we are :thumb:
     
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  14. El Tiburon

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    No reason to not go 2-0 in that stretch!
     
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  15. MLS

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    Oklahoma coming to Oxford and Maine going to Norman, just a normal SEC season
     
  16. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Shane will be in a position to add Billy as analyst after another down year
     
  17. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Shane is the only coach Billy is undefeated against
     
  18. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Gonna be tough taking orders
     
  19. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Could always make Billy your OC. Gators will not complain if you want to do that this year even.
     
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  20. Tiffin

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    Goddamn I'm busy for one morning and we have fucking newboys running amuck starting fake threads and shit. Guess these pledges are anxious for their paddling.
     
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  21. MLS

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    I don't even like Ark but yeesh that's a bad 5 game stretch

    Y'all have Oklahoma State, Auburn, Texas A&M all away games

    You have UAB and Tennessee at home though
     
  22. Nostradumass

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    A&M is neutral. Only two true road games in the first six weeks before the bye. Then we get three games, a bye, and three games. Only one road game in each of those 3-game chunks.

    All in all, not a bad slate, imo
     
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  23. MLS

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    Realistically I don't see how Ole Miss isn't 6-0 going into an away game at LSU
     
  24. El Tiburon

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    I also think Dart will be awarded two Heismans. One to replace the one that was stolen from him this year.
     
  25. MLS

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    Touche, but it's in damn Arlington
     
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  26. MLS

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    Did ya look at the schedule, we're not exactly entering murderer's row to start the season
     
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  27. FightingCock

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  28. Owsley

    Owsley My friends call me Bear
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    Ole Miss’ ooc scheduling leaves a lot to be desired
     
  29. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    It’s why they don’t want 9 conference games.
     
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  30. dblplay1212

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    2023 season isn't over, fellas.
     
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  31. Hank Scorpio

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    Speak for yourself
     
  32. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    We have a home and home with USC in 2025 and 2026.
     
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  33. MLS

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    We were also likely a dumpster fire when we scheduled this upcoming year lol
     
  34. Fran Tarkenton

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    we have UCLA those years, I will be pissed if conference expansion nixes that roadtrip. Also would like to put USC on the docket.
     
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  35. bertwing

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    Season ended months ago pal
     
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  36. harvey birdman

    harvey birdman Ha ha! Last laugh.
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    Texas coming in has ruined one of our future ones.
     
  37. Boom TittyMilk

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    2023 sec season is over dbl.
     
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  38. Fran Tarkenton

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    yea we had both Oklahoma and Texas on tap
     
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  39. Hatfield

    Hatfield Charlie don’t surf
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    I'm thinking Norman might be a great away game experience.... aside from the impending 40 pt beatdown, of course. #Oklahoma Sooners What's the move to get there? Fly into OKC and get transportation to Norman?
     
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  40. Gonff

    Gonff Prince of Mousethieves
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    Yeah it’s only a twenty or thirty minute drive
     
  41. Tiffin

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    It's not over until we say it's over.
     
  42. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    East or West USC?
     
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  43. Line 4 Guy

    Line 4 Guy Well-Known Member
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    What do we get as a welcoming gift?
     
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  44. Truman

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    A soft ass schedule
     
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  45. Line 4 Guy

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    Im fine with this. Walking into the conference as the reigning national champs should get us this at the very least.
     
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  46. Jake Scott

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    So uhhh thanks to unforeseen circumstances, your dues have doubled. Please see DM for account and routing info.
     
  47. Boom TittyMilk

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    Y’all should be demanding more against Michigan than participating in here
     
  48. Jake Scott

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    Gotta agree, seems like a bad sign for the bammers to be this active in the 2024 thread.
     
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  49. Owsley

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    Lol, this is our fucking conference. Always has been, always will be. So we’ll do whatever the hell we please, thank you very much.
     
  50. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Well-Known Member
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    whew, it's a Thursday but he's got some shit up his ass. Maybe I misspoke.
     
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