There's a fucking OWL in my house right now

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  1. IHHH

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    Would be hilarious to see him take off after a couple, that poor owl would be so lost.

    I don't want anything bad to happen to that owl though, just a major headache but nothing life threatening.
     
  2. Corky Bucek

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  3. NWestGator

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    Ok something awesome just took place, uploading vid
     
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  4. Jake Scott

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  5. RonBurgundy

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    That's all well and good man, but what about the fucking coyote?!?
     
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  9. clemsontyger04

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    Fan fucking tastic thread

    team keep the Owl as a pet
     
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  10. Corky Bucek

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    Coyote came?
     
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  12. NWestGator

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    So some neighbors came over because world has spread we have owls in our house. One of the kids downloaded an owl call app or something and was playing owl calls at him and he was responding

     
  13. Zack Zedalis

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    You're twisted:awesomeface:
     
  14. Babou

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    Owl riding the dog in a saddle?!?
     
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  15. Corky Bucek

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    :badasswolf:
     
  16. clemsontyger04

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    i want to know about the damn Coyote

    How the fuck does that happen?
     
  17. NWestGator

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    We determined that call he was doing over an over again was a territorial call. So yeah, looks like Stan is here to stay.
     
  18. Patface

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    Friends know when to say when bro.
     
  19. Jake Scott

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    :meh:

    now all I care about is the fucking coyote
     
  20. Babou

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    Look at Stan up there calling out orders from his bowl.

    You can never get rid of him. Time to feed imo.
     
  21. hamsterdam

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    this thread is my favorite all time thread
     
  22. bertwing

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    He needs to eat

    You have to feed him
     
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  23. IHHH

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    Try to find out if you can order this owl to have sex with dumptime in owl langage....we will donate.

    "we flew on top of each other"
     
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  24. Hub-City-Hero

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    "Nigga if you don't get the FUCK out of my house then so help me God............"
     
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  25. DelapThrows

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    Best thread of all-time.

    Also, congratulations... I'm jelly.
     
  26. Jimmy the Saint

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    There's more than one now? :ohnoes:
     
  27. Jake Scott

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    Looks like God gave your brother the best birthday gift of all time.

    Wonder what he did to deserve an owl?
     
  28. hamsterdam

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    go out and get some fuxking mice and feed the little guy
     
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  29. slogan119

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    Stan is only leaving by force. LOL

    but seriously, if you phyisically remove him, will he return? Is the territory 'marked?'
     
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  30. Rammer Jammer

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    Any word on that coyote
     
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  31. Truman

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    How much shit is in that bowl now? Also, I must say, besides the fridge, it just looks like he belongs there in every pic. Like a weird little statue, but its ALIVE!!!!
     
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  32. Jpripper88

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    I just imagine that thing is saying to him "Are you hungry?" and he is responding "Yes, motherfucker I am starving." and getting increasingly more pissed off that he has nothing to eat and this person speaking owl keeps taunting him about being hungry.
     
  33. NWestGator

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    Guys, no word on the coyote but I hope it's dead. Over the summer my poor old, blind dog was sunbathing in the front yard and one of those fuckers picked her up in it's mouth and tried to run off with her. She started screaming and my neighbor shot it with a hose and he dropped her and thankfully old Maggie lived to see another day.
     
  34. Jpripper88

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    :jamalshewrote:
     
  35. Babou

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    Jesus what kind of dog?
     
  36. Corky Bucek

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    Damn son, I think that's why the owl came to your place to protect your dog.
     
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  37. slogan119

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    I'm still in for the cost of gas and mice if it's broadcast live.
     
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  38. IHHH

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    Team Owl at this point........user NWgator, vacate the area
     
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  39. HoosDaMan

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    Owl clearly thinks you are a bitch and wants to mate.
     
  40. Redav

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    Yea, he fucking looks awesome in every picture.
     
  41. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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  42. bertwing

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    :huh:
     
  43. HoosDaMan

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    and you can't spell bowl without, you guessed it, owl.
     
  44. Corky Bucek

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    firehose
     
  45. Truman

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    50 Users and 20 guests.... tells me TMB is full of people with nothing to do on a friday night.
     
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  47. bertwing

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    I mean holy shit
     
  48. Jake Scott

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    When I get my owl, I'll treat it like a son. I'll feed it all sorts of shit... mice, smaller birds, maybe even a fucking baby.
     
  49. Corky Bucek

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    Yep. Saving up for a long day of drinking tomorrow here.
     
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  50. Jake Scott

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    I'm married, that's my excuse. :dealwithit:
     
  51. bertwing

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    batwing jr and I are watching the hogs blow a big lead to the defending champs in baseball and wishing I had nwestgator problems