Detroit Tigers Thread: Cardiac Cats 2.0 (TTF)

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  1. Lip

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    Look at all these old white men drinking their haterade and acting like they got the 411
     
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  2. DeToxRox

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    For as depressing as most of our offense is, it’s very cool that Riley Greene is turning into a star.
     
  3. DetroitNole

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    The only batting prospect we've hit on in forever is because one of our scouts sons played on his hs baseball team. He was forced to watch him
     
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  4. Vinegar Strokes

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    Hinch needs to get tossed. Embarrassing that he’s keeping his mouth shut. Fuck the ump
     
  5. smeegsgreen

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    This team is allergic to scoring runs
     
  6. Vinegar Strokes

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    Fuck Scott Harris. He’s worse than Weaver.
     
  7. DetroitNole

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    And won't make moves to try and fix it. Going to waste a great pitching staff
     
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  8. DetroitNole

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    Hey now, you've gone too far
     
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  10. DetroitNole

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    A couple others should be joining him on the bus to Toledo
     
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  11. Vinegar Strokes

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    Keith gotta be going down when Urshela comes back. Ibanez sucks ass though so who knows.
     
  12. 20/20/20/20

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    :yousoricky:
     
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  13. Vinegar Strokes

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    Eat shit Maeda. Fucking piece of shit.
     
  14. smeegsgreen

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    Holy shit ibanez
     
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  15. DetroitNole

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    Is there some sort of option on Maeda deal or was it a straight 2 year deal?
     
  16. Vinegar Strokes

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    hes guaranteed $10 mm next year.
     
  17. Celemo

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    woof
     
  18. Vinegar Strokes

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    Can’t believe we got Olson for Van Boy Norris. You da man Avila.
     
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  19. smeegsgreen

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    Chafin wrecking the dugout because he sucks Hinch should make him walk his ass back to Detroit what a bum
     
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  20. Vinegar Strokes

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    Garbage loss. Fuck this team
     
  21. smeegsgreen

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    Horrible loss
     
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  22. smeegsgreen

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  23. Vinegar Strokes

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    pizza boy wlll give him 4 more years.
     
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  24. Thrillhouse77

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    Sucks we are going to waste it but this is a really fun rotation
     
  25. Vinegar Strokes

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    Chafin sucks ass. Release his ass
     
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  26. Vinegar Strokes

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    Another one run loss upcoming. Fuck Hinch, Fuck Harris, Fuck Chafin, and let’s use this post as a reminder to get your votes in for the Torkelbust Memorial List. DMs are open.
     
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  27. DeToxRox

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  28. Vinegar Strokes

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    Deleted. But sounds like they’re just sick.

    or maybe not

     
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  30. Vinegar Strokes

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    15 days for a viral illness? Is the viral illness being a shitty player and bad signing by Harris?

     
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    AIDS is a viral illness.
     
  32. DetroitNole

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    These city connect uniforms the worst uniform a detroit pro team has ever worn?
     
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  33. Vinegar Strokes

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    This team back to fucking?
     
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    As an outsider, the Pistons have worn some terrible uniforms.
     
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  35. DetroitNole

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    Yes and I hated the Wings reverse retro. But I think this takes the cake
     
  36. DetroitNole

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    Quick top 6 worst off top of my head











     
  37. MG2

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    Kind of a false equivalency, IMO. All NBA jerseys at this point have become fucked up in the last decade with the 8 things they trot out every year. Baseball jerseys are still iconic on some level because it does this dumb shit one weekend a year, generally.

    The only Pistons' jerseys I would compare these to are the awful teal shit from the 90s that for some reason younger people 10 years ago pretended didn't suck. And I would argue those are worse than these because those were our normal jerseys.
     
  38. RalfBully

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    Verlander going to no hit this terrible lineup
     
  39. Vinegar Strokes

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    Tork gets his first homer when it’s like 10-0 game
     
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  40. DetroitNole

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    Nope
     
  41. DetroitNole

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    Meadows is hitting .190 in Toledo
     
  42. 20/20/20/20

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  43. 20/20/20/20

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    And just because it isn’t posted in here:

     
  44. Vinegar Strokes

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    Miller getting Tommy John?
     
  45. 20/20/20/20

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    So it’s good to know he has been unlucky and it aligns with what I’ve seen with my naked eye watching the games with the quality of contact he has made, but .398 still isn’t a good slugging number by any means. It’s way better than .204, though.
     
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  47. smeegsgreen

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    Maeda > Manning

    ugh
     
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  48. Vinegar Strokes

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    Lost to the Marlins. Fire somebody.
     
  49. Vinegar Strokes

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