Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Mar 22, 2017.

  1. GrizzliesDrew

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    Noem needs to call the Huckabees for dog murdering damage control
     
  2. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    That dog wont hunt *BLAM*
     
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  3. Truman

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    I use SAD! a lot
     
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  4. Butthead

    Butthead narmas, narmas

    "Many people are saying" is a good one
     
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  5. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  6. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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    Me, too. I also love “of which there are many”
     
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  7. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    Very fine temperament for someone able to call for a nuclear strike
     
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  8. bro

    bro Your Mother’s Favorite Shitposter
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    I use “big, big guys coming up to me with tears in their eyes” and “to the haters and losers, to which there are many”
     
  9. Doc Louis

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    A lot of very fine people, the best people, are talking about it.
     
  10. NYGator

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    That past tense is arousing me.
     
  11. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    Look at that stance
     
  12. SD_Irish

    SD_Irish El Mas Chingon
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    Sure. Pull a Thelma & Louise Donny boy. Drive off into that sunset.
     
  13. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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  14. Henry Blake

    Henry Blake No Springsteen is leaving this house!
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    https://www.businessinsider.com/tru...e-to-be-executed-during-mattis-meeting-2020-6

    From last September https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2023/09/trump-milley-execution-incitement-violence/675435/
     
  15. DirtBall

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    Haters and Losers. Bad and Sick guys. Very legal, Very cool. SAD! YUGE! Many fine people are saying. I will study this dumb ____.
     
  16. DirtBall

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    Donnie after leaving SD “Mount Rushmore was a lot smaller than what they told me.” Probably.
     
  17. El Tiburon

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    It’s like her Howard Dean moment but with more animal cruelty.
     
  18. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  19. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    The <thing>est we’ve seen from the standpoint of <thing>

    Bad (or sick) guy!

    I’ll keep drinking that garbage

    Thank you Kanye very cool
     
  20. lomcevak

    lomcevak The suck zone
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    Mount Rushmore is super overrated (without even getting into the history/background). So many better things to do out here.

    The ppl are kinda assholes out here too. Most don't even try to fake it
     
  21. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    lotta karl havoc energy outta donnie t here
     
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  22. Deep dirt

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    WV one of those states where you can run over protesters with your car legally?
     
  23. racer

    racer Yuma, where I work in software.
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    Is there a daily tear off calendar of trump quotes like I had of W’isms circa 2006?
     
  24. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    I condemn all white men
     
  25. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    I don’t know where it was. It was in the Caribbean. I doubt it was there because his wife won it selling essential oils.
     
  26. Mix

    Mix I own a Fuddruckers with Scottie Pippen
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    I say Gina a lot because I have a bunch of equipment from China in the factory.
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    It’s like Clark Kent
     
  28. fattus

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    IMG_1152.jpeg
     
  29. afb

    afb Spoiler Alert: Pawnee, IN may not be on a map.
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    I have no idea what and how you consume this shit, but we're gonna need to study your brain for science

    it's like political CTE
     
  30. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I need to start using this
     
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  31. Papa

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    Tim Scott can't be the favorite. I was ridiculed here months ago for suggesting that's the only reason he was tossing Trump's salad so aggressively
     
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  32. Josey Wales

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    I don’t recall this. But ofc that’s why he’s degrading himself. Many do this, but that doesn’t make them the favorite for
    VP.
     
  33. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease Ha ha ha. What a story, Mark.
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    Use it every chance I get


    Of which there are many
     
  34. DirtBall

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    No odds on Ivanka?
     
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  35. herb.burdette

    herb.burdette Meet me at the corner of 8th and Worthington
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    Trump will never pick a non-athlete black guy.
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

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    Disagree. Lara should drop 25m on a music video where she sings about shoot bad hunting dogs with a wokeness
     
  37. BellottiBold

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    Oh cool. We're still doing that
     
  38. The Subspace Mariner

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    The surrounding area is incredible...My Rushmore was too before they fucked it up
     
  39. DirtBall

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    WallDrug is nodding accordingly
     
  40. DirtBall

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  41. JGator1

    JGator1 I'm the Michael Jordan of the industry
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    For non boxing fans Garcia is very talented and had a nice win last weekend but he's a qanon believer so he's in that orbit.
     
  42. DirtBall

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    Bud Crawford would never