Paint me like one of your dumb rich tourists

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  1. Tobias

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    max
     
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  2. Tobias

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  3. TimJimothy

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    seems kind of rude. Millisecond is an asshole.
     
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  4. DeToxRox

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    Agreed — I too hope no marine life was injured during the implosion.
     
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  5. steamengine

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  6. wes tegg

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    I feel bad for all of them except for the CEO.
     
  7. TimJimothy

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    I'd like to feel bad for all of them but still feel like they all pretty much deserved what they got, except for the 19 year old who I just feel bad for....if that's an acceptable way to feel. If it's not acceptable, I'll just go back to my normal life of not feeling anything because like those 5 poor bastards, I'm dead inside.
     
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  8. LA window washer

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    I need to know what college program they root for before I decide how I feel about their demise.
     
  9. COVIDiskilingme79

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    They died for our entertainment

    Jesus only died for our sins
     
  10. Roy

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    Add me to the wild boys then baby
     
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  11. ClemPson

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    Should have gotten out the air wrench and gave the bolts a few extra Ugga Duggas.
     
  12. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    Yeah I can’t believe all these idiots have been in here speculating. Wild!
     
  13. steamengine

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    Huh
     
  14. Roy

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    I absolutely feel bad for the 19 year old, and maybe the dad depending on his profession.

    This sub CEO guy was clearly a hustler and I’m sure he can be persuasive and manipulative. I feel for the innocent people who have come into his path. I’m sure he had a quick, and hard to argue with, response to any safety concerns from novices and dumb people (I don’t really hate dumb people for being dumb sometimes. Sometimes I’m dumb about things too).

    The other billionaire should have known better. I don’t know why I feel that way but I do.

    I don’t even know who the other 2 people were bc I’ve only been following this for the memes bc I’m a mindless content/immediate gratification zombie.
     
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  15. BuckeyeRiot

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    Pretty clear Ramblin’ Wreck from Georgia Tech fans IMHO.
     
  16. CUAngler

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    Mind blowing that someone would put their 19yo son in that death trap.
     
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  17. electronic

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    Things I learned as a result of the replies to this tweet: Astronauts on the Challenger survived the initial breakup and may have even survived until they crashed into the ocean.

    Holy shit.
     
  18. bwi2

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    fuck that
     
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  19. Shinzon

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    The pressure at the Titanic’s depth would probably make this instantaneous.

     
  20. CUAngler

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  21. Tobias

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    have they found any survivors yet
     
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  23. Tobias

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    there is a reason that shrek is jrmy’s favorite movie
     
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  24. Redav

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    This video they talk about the landing frame. It was bolted to the hull so it came off the hull for some reason...

     
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  25. Shinzon

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    If there was a pressure leak, they are liquid.

     
  26. i am a bammer

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    Oh cool, so they escaped
     
  27. DaveGrohl

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    At least it was quick.
     
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  28. Handcuffed

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    didn't they find that many of the air modules (requiring manual activation) were switched on?

    another that fucked with me when i read about it was TWA800. The explosion occurred in the front of the plane so the main section of the fuselage - including the wings - were still structurally intact and the models recreated show the plane actually gaining altitude after the initial breakup. there were nearly 50 people in the rear of the plane who didn't die from the initial explosion and depressurization and perhaps saw sky out of the front of the plane.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TWA_Flight_800#In-flight_breakup_sequence_and_crippled_flight
    http://www.cnn.com/US/9712/07/twa.pm/index.old.html
     
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  29. Redav

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    Same thing happened to Pan Am 103. A couple of people actually survived the crash initially but died before help could arrive.
     
  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    One was an experienced diver. He definitely should have known better
     
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  31. skeezy

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    This. They were a thin paste like homogenate 0.0001 seconds after it leaked
     
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  32. timo

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    Just now getting around to reading the countersuit filed by one of the former employees and his spouse.
    Jesus Christ.
    It's a wonder this didn't happen sooner.
     
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  33. Redav

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  34. Roy

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    Yea I just saw that. I also do not feel sorry for him.
     
  35. El Tiburon

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    After much reflection and objective scientific study, the only reasonable explanation for the tragedy here is that the OceanGate sub was gay AF!
     
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  36. gilstein21

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    And right over there is probably where we will crash this baby.
     
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  37. dblplay1212

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    I'd love to know how much money was wasted on searching for this case of fuck around and find out.
     
  38. kezarmyaj

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    the immense pressure of the woke mind virus got them
     
  39. El Tiburon

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    Insert meme of guy jamming a stick between his bike spokes and falling then yelling “FUCKING WOKE!!!”
     
  40. Redav

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    $250k per person would have helped a lot of people struggling as well.
     
  41. timo

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    Turns out the ocean floor is very woke
     
  42. Voodoo

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    :doge:
     
  43. Prospector

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    Wild that nobody heard the implosion/explosion. Mothership forgot to turn on all their monitoring systems?
     
  44. Boom TittyMilk

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    I bet that controller is in pristine condition
     
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  45. Prospector

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    Also, has grieving stepson posted anything since debris was found?
     
  46. NCHusker

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    The trans agenda caused this tragedy.

    And by that I mean the people on the sub transitioned into toothpaste.
     
  47. Redav

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    Earlier on they said there was recording equipment on the boat that supposedly recorded everything so this person said if it imploded, they would have heard. So they concluded that it likely didn't implode. Looks like that was wrong.
     
  48. electronic

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    Having recording equipment stifles innovation.
     
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  49. Prospector

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    Makes me think they went w something like Mr. Microphone inside a picklejar and called it good