Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

So desantis is granted his own state paramilitary force that he’s now deploying out of state. Seems problematic

 

Can we just do this fucking war thing? I’m ready to end this.

 

These guys are fucking around and one of them is going to actually create a real issue that sucks all the normal people in

 

What was it

 

he said we should put an immigrant on Pinochet air

 

Who was the senator?

 

I believe it was Rep Mike Collins GA-10

 

congressman mike collins - Jawja 10th district

 

Jesus. Talk about being unfit to serve. What a scumbag.

 

yeah, really gross

 

I remember being younger and thinking politicians weren’t relatable because they were so far above us. Now they are just like us and I need more from them. Come on people.

 

Frontline has new ep on 2020 and has all the Fox News clips of stolen election

it’s so bad, even went back to 2016 when Trump claimed the Iowa caucus was rigged for Ted Cruz etc.

Just insane. How brain damaged people were/are to think Trump is the answer to anything.

quote from a guy who covered it

“Anything bad that has happened to Trump happened because someone cheated “

like a fucking 5 year old

 

Look at this guy with his non-ugly dick.

 

I was told by a girl that she heard I had a fantastic dick. That was 25 years ago and I still think about that daily.

 

One time at a party I had sex with a woman while her husband took pictures and a bunch of other people watched. Afterwards, my gay friend says to me, “You’ve got a bigger dick than I imagined.”

I just mumbled thanks and went to get another drink.

 

This would be on my business cards.

 

Oh man. I can’t stop laughing.

 

So you're the one from pornhub

 

believe it was sucking the fuck out of it sir. Coke correct

 

Yes

 

This was so long ago. Dial-up days.

 

his grandchild is always on his lap while reading TMB smh

 

Cuss words make him cry.

 

:double-checks what thread I’m in:



There’s a lot to unpack there

 

I now acknowledge we are living in a simulation or permanent lucid dream.

 

I thought Chef was a Busch Light guy

 

Sapporo

 

Well fuck, Sapporo is fucking good though

 

What happened to decorum? This is why I have to vote for Trump

 

I truly hope this is true. Biden is saying what we all feel. Just another reason I like Diamomd Joe.

 

If he comes out in debate #1 with a “YOU SICK FUCCK!!” He’ll win by 40 points.

 

I have nothing worth keeping in a secret room, but I always wanted one - or a secret passage between rooms like in Scooby Doo

 

Cannon is a fucking scoundrel who should get slingshot to the moon.

 

Idk where to put this.

UPS announces Q4 profits of $2.5 Billion. They also announced layoffs of 12,000 people.

I'm sure this will somehow get blamed on the Unions and the drivers, but once again fuck greedy corporations

 

did you ever think about the shareholders and what theyre going to do?

 

I would love to have an office behind a bookcase one day

 

I once had some dude tell me I had a bigger dick than he would have thought, too. But, to be fair, I was dressed as a woman and maybe caught him off guard.

 

Inflation.

 

$2.5B just isn’t what it used to be.