Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

Not surprising.

 

it's me, i'm the shy Biden voter (michigan)

 

Whoa. Is that actually his account?

 

Appears so

 

Did you know that he and David Greene played youth football together and then were roommates at UGA?

 

Good to know the two greatest players of the last 50 years turned out to be absolute garbage human beings. As long as Stetson doesn't fall down a similar path I may be able to hold it together.

 

And Brock's mom's twitter is Pollack adjacent. Damn it.

 

Has Stetson retired yet?

 

Don’t worry, that’s only true for like another 8 years. Then Herschel gets timed out from that list.

 

Might not be a consistently dumber group of people than successful white athletes from the south

 

I thought about saying all-time but didn't want to slander Charlie "John Brown" Trippi.

 

now repost this entire post strictly from memory (rofl)

 

Could be worse, one could be a sex pest

 

Yeah, but what about when Biden gets indicted on like a million crimes?

 

Run it up, Herman! Leave no doubt. Need it to be so bad that it affects down-ballot elections.

 

That’s good for Dems in Congress but prolly does not mean much for trump / biden

 

Is Quinnipiac actually Q?!?

 

People are asking.

 

November 2124

Ok children, let’s open our social studies books to page 100 to go over the story of how a pop star and a football player saved the world from fascism. Funny story, we have these books you are reading now because of them.

By the way, Happy Taylor Swift Day!!!

 

I look forward to his senate campaign

 

It's going to be beautiful to watch the RWNJs spew venom at her for months and then have her drop wholesome tweets about registering to vote, voting in November, etc.

 

sticking with today's Jawja theme -->

 

“And for some reason all the women were wearing these big dumb hats for a few years, it was really weird”

 

urgent message from the commander of the wheel team six brigade

 

I want to make one thing perfectly clear. I have never used my dick table to commit any crimes.

 

Nice humblebrag about having a table full of dicks.

 

I've never been impressed by white bartenders in rural Iowa.

 

Is it a lot of donors giving money to Trump directly that they used to give to the party?

 

that'd be my uneducated guess

 

bertwing

 

So, we can thank all of Trump's malfeasances for sucking up donor money via lawyer fees and starving off downballot candidates. GO DONALD!

 

Lmao



BREAKING NEWS
Republican senators who walked out of Oregon Legislature can’t seek reelection, state Supreme Court rules

 

Interesting. I may be a little rusty but can PACs just pay out to anyone?

 

Pretty sure he had gop donations rerouted where if you thought you were giving to the slush fund it was 80-20 going to his reelect

 

He’s going to keep running after losses until he dies, right?

 

If I were in the predictions business based on past behavior the last 55 years or so I’d say yes.

 

He’ll be running all over non extradition countries!

jk, nevertheless :/

 

jeez that’s a lot of cash on legal expenses

 

Boebert taking all the Ls.

 

Just wait until the normies get to see Hunter Biden’s hog. They’ll be voting for trump in no time. #trusttheplan

 

not sure you understand the suburban mom vote

 

Fox is a migraine inducing watch. Here in particular, theyve spent the last several days saying how trump is unbeatable, the future, everything was great under him, etc., with skyrocketing voter polls in nevada/delaware/etc, and then they drop this, probably as a call to action

 

So much whisplash

 

When he dies, half of his supporters will think he was murdered and the other half won’t believe he’s dead. Probably with a slight overlap.

 

Can’t wai

Can’t wait to find out!