Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. texasraider

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    He killed a few people by telling them to drink bleach
     
  2. Goose

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    They also cut their corporate folks bonus’ in half
     
  3. Prospector

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  4. Beeds07

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    I was one of these a year ago this month. The cuts, not the buybacks.
     
  5. skeezy

    skeezy what is this? meowschwitz?
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    Sure. He can do it but when I tell Pat forde to do it, I get a Twitter time out
     
  6. fattus

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  7. Marty Kaan

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    I have nightmares about layoffs. There is a very intense since of urgency from the board level regarding my product as I’m expected to enable the technology division to be able to cut non-wage costs so we don’t have to resort to layoffs in the near term future. Job has had zero chill the past year and half.
     
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  8. Prospector

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    buddy wait until you are a 58 yo white man
     
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  9. fattus

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    Me too. I shaved my entire salary off our cloud costs last year. I’m gonna have to pull a rabbit out of a hat this year.
     
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  10. Goose

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    My coworker got fired around December 1st and they just reposted his job this week. I’ve been doing all of his work plus mine since.

    I decided this week Im racing them to see if I can find a new job before they fill his old one.
     
  11. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    The buyback is bullshit but if there’s a tech company that I’d expect layoffs it’s one that made a massive 11-figure bet and have it fail miserably with metaverse. Zuck deserves to be thrown out on his ass for his ready player one role play decision making that lost billions.
     
  12. Marty Kaan

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    Don’t want to think about it. Already deal with enough anxiety/internal chaos
     
  13. BudKilmer

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    Stock buybacks should be illegal. Someone convince me otherwise.
     
  14. 40wwttamgib

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    what are the actual positives of this? Wasn’t that the air forces job previously? So what was gained?
     
  15. Biship

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    feds just need to tax the fuck out of it
     
  16. Marty Kaan

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    Luckily we have a FinOps team adjacent to me so I don’t have to focus on that portion of the P&L. One of my focus areas right now is improving the source to cash data & supporting processes so we can better hold people accountable for the insane amount money we spend with outside vendors.
     
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  17. NilesIrish

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    It's kinda funny, that's really all I can think of.
     
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  18. Marty Kaan

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    Didn’t Trump start taking about space force right around when the movie came out? I always assumed he overheard someone talking about the movie and ran with the idea like the idiot he is. (I’m an idiot too now reflecting on my dumbass thought process)
     
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  19. Marty Kaan

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    Ghost job?
     
  20. fattus

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    God speed
     
  21. Nick Rivers

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    Sarcasm
     
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  22. Marty Kaan

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    My life is anything but balanced right now (at least I’m one of the few still holding on to full time remote) Doesn’t help that the group director prides himself in creating a culture of “this is the hardest job you will ever have in your life”. My entire team is trauma bonded lol
     
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  23. Prospector

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    I'm happy and sad for you at the same time

    Wait until you find out they were illegal back in the day
     
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  24. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm not sure there is a single president that effect more Americans than Ronald Regan.
     
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  25. Goose

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    I don’t know what that means
     
  26. El Tiburon

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    It’s when you get jerked off by a succubus.
     
  27. Can I Spliff it

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  28. houtex716

    houtex716 let's have a beach party
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  29. Deep dirt

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    Really picked up steam at the end there Pepe. Tell me more!
     
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  30. Hoss Bonaventure

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    https://apnews.com/article/huckabee...an-minor-sex-ec821558ad597f96eebd62301b3b55ba

    LITTLE ROCK, Ark. (AP) — The chair of Arkansas’ parole board resigned on Friday after personnel records revealed he was fired from a local police department several years ago for lying to investigators about having sex with a minor.

    Jamol Jones, who Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders named the board’s chair last week, stepped down from the board after his personnel file showed he was fired from the Benton Police Department in 2018 for lying to investigators about whether he had sex with a 17-year-old girl. The documents, released in response to a Freedom of Information Act request, were first reported Thursday night by Little Rock television station KATV.
     
  31. Can I Spliff it

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  32. PeterGriffin

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    “Narrow.” Didn’t Trump claim his 306 votes in 2016 was a massive win of historic nature? E.g.:
     
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  33. herb.burdette

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    Evangelicals love this liar though.
     
  34. Schadenfred

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    4 Swing Democrats to 1. Not exactly instilling much optimism.
     
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  35. Vito Corleone

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    Florida is NOT Lean Republican lmbo
     
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  36. dblplay1212

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    It was like 51-48 last time, which by their metric would be "lean", but I do think it'll be a little more gap this time. Wouldn't shock me to see it stay under 5. There's no chance Florida turns blue.
     
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  37. AbeFroman

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    racer it'd be pretty cool if MN, IL, & WI infected us with that blue virus. Bring some weed too.
     
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  38. Where Eagles Dare

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    Yeah, but the dems will spend trillions of dollars there
     
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  39. BudKilmer

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    NC going blue lmao ok.
     
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  40. DuckKin

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    I think women are going to come up big in 2024.

    My wife has been always a little quiet about politics, but she came in screaming about Trump 2 weeks ago.
     
  41. Lyrtch

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    That would not shock me at all. Growing educated tech population in an already purple state?
     
  42. Lyrtch

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    Florida goofy because it's retirement location for chuds
     
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  43. Doc Louis

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    Weird, the "Stop blowing money on the metaverse" line must have gotten cut off because it seemed like it would've been obvious to say that too.
     
  44. letan

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    doesn’t seem to be the best use of money when the stock is at an all time high after a huge run up that’s for sure
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    Trump is going to win both Georgia and North Carolina
     
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  46. Prospector

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    That family sure seems to have a soft spot for pedos