*** Official Powerball/Mega Millions thread, now $170/20million***

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Hogview, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Math is hard
     
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  2. Bo Pelinis

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    This happened to my dad once when I was a kid.
     
  3. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    1.4 billion now. 868 million in straight cash homie
     
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  4. BIGASSTITTIES

    BIGASSTITTIES Fan of: BIGASSTITTIES
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    Noticed that this morning on my way to the office. Got a good chuckle out of it.
     
  5. Gambler

    Gambler Hog Fan
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    Only the numbers part.
     
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  6. -Prime-

    -Prime- Well-Known Member
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    Bought 5 tickets wish me luck.
     
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  7. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    kekarino.png
     
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  8. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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  9. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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  10. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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  11. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Some jackass I went to HS with shared this but then one upped himself by adding this retarded diatribe:
     
  12. fattus

    fattus Well-Known Member
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    If I win I'm buying the Rockies.
     
  13. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    I'm buying the Appalachians.
     
  14. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    was he the special kid that licked the windows on the school bus all the way home?
     
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  15. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Might as well have been but actually he was just some fat fucker we used to make fun of relentlessly. Best part is that his name is Chance so whenever he would ask for something, we would respond, "Fat Chance!" It was delectable.
     
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  16. Festus McBadass

    Festus McBadass Cool ass dog and 5 star recruit
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    Slowly creeping up. 1.5 billion now with a 930 million cash option. Will be over a billion cash option by the drawing tomorrow.
     
  17. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    For 20 minutes they were filthy rich, or so they believed.

    The staff of a North Jersey Italian eatery apparently thought they had become a bunch of millionaires Saturday after matching all six Powerball numbers for the almost $1 billion jackpot.

    The servers, bartenders, cooks and other employees can be seen hugging and jumping for joy in two videos posted to the Grissini Ristorante's YouTube page — one dishwasher even quit, according to the restaurant.

    And the valet with the golden ticket? He told a customer to pull around his own car since he was a millionaire now.

    The restaurant called it "pure pandemonium," on social media.

    But the screams of celebrations quickly went silent in Englewood Cliffs after realizing bartender Charlie Poveromo had read the winning numbers from the previous drawing.

    :roll:
     
  18. Señor Cockblock

    Señor Cockblock Eastside to the westside
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    I can't wait to win. I'm going to become the ultimate booster (read: bagman).
     
  19. kslim

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    my boss told me i better have my body guard staff hired by the time i quit if i win. he is a douche.
     
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  20. Nole0515

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    Nevin Shapiro without the Ponzi scheme
     
  21. broken internet

    broken internet Everything I touch turns to gold.
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  22. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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  23. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    I'm glad Ohio is one of the states that allows winners to claim anonymously.
    I don't need anyone knowing when I win that shit
     
  24. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    It's horrific that any state makes the winner go public. Nothing like putting a big bullseye on someone's back.

    As someone with a child, I'd almost feel compelled to hire a private security team.
     
    #1124 Magneto, Jan 13, 2016
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2016
  25. Festus McBadass

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    Georgia is trying to pass a bill that would have you give up 25% of your winnings in order to stay anonymous. Ridiculous.
     
  26. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    I think the word for that is extortion.
     
  27. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Yeah, I think even claiming anonymously, the first thing I'd do after hiring a tax attorney is hire private security.
     
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  28. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    And completely nuke all forms of social media.
     
  29. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Could you use a trust to remain anonymous?
     
  30. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Depends where you live. Some states basically make you hold press conferences with your big check.
     
  31. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    I don't know if that's a good idea.
    If the winning ticket is sold at the BP by my office, and all the sudden I disappear....
     
  32. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Anonymous or not someone's going to figure it out and we (as a society) give out way too much information on social media.
     
  33. CraigAnne Conway

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    Ok, so don't post on twitter that you won the powerball lol
     
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  34. NothingIsOT

    NothingIsOT Prom pic
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    good point. deactivating all my social media in preparation
     
  35. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Well duh.
     
  36. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    We bought 305 tickets in the office pool. Shut it down, fellas.
     
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  37. Jax Teller

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    If I disappear from here after tonight y'all know why
     
  38. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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  39. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    430 :smug:
     
  40. Mitch Cumstein

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    thank you for contributing to my wealth
     
  41. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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  42. pearl

    pearl Fan of: White wimmens feet
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    Do they even do math?
     
  43. Gregor

    Gregor The League of Morons

    Just bought 10 tickets at Kroger. 10 minute wait so not too bad.
     
  44. Houndster

    Houndster Well-Known Member
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    My tax services are available to anyone that wins. Just looking for a cabin on your private island.
     
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  45. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    Dear Africa,

    I have some money for you.
     
  46. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    serious question b/c i'm likely gonna win since i purchased 5 (i know, i'm a big deal). i live in a state that releases winners names, can i open a trust and then have the trustee collect winnings? tia & you can have TWO cabins
     
  47. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    I read this somewhere, so I'm an expert on this.

    1. Photocopy or take a picture of the ticket.

    2. Put the ticket into a safe deposit box.

    3. Hire the best lawyer money can buy. Establish a trust. Name it something that has nothing to do with you.

    4. Ask lawyer to bill you later.

    5. Get lawyer to accept winnings on behalf of your trust. He can even pose with the big check if he wants.

    6. Profit.
     
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  48. chet fire

    chet fire Man in Members Only jacket

    Then again, I used to think you could copyright something by mailing it to yourself in a sealed package. Don't take my word for it.
     
  49. HoosDaMan

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    First thing you do is sign the back