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  1. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
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    Depends on where you are :twocents:
     
    #1051 Arkadin, Jan 10, 2016
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  2. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Pittsburgh PenguinsCincinnati RedsXavier MusketeersDeVry FarvasCincinnati BengalsTennisOhio State Buckeyes

    So now with the lump sum payout minus taxes, you could buy the Milwaukee Bucks. There's also a good number of NHL teams you could buy
     
    #1052 CraigAnne Conway, Jan 10, 2016
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  3. Jim Brockmire

    Jim Brockmire I think you're wildly underestimating heroin.
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    New York IslandersManchester UnitedEnglandNational LeaguePittsburgh Pirates

    That's why they call it "the stupid tax".
     
    #1053 Jim Brockmire, Jan 10, 2016
  4. fish

    fish Impossible, Germany
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    Los Angeles DodgersLos Angeles RamsLos Angeles KingsSouthern California Trojans

    Dude shouldn't have told anybody about it, even for just a million.
     
    #1054 fish, Jan 10, 2016
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  5. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
    Donor TMB OG
    Arkansas RazorbacksTiger WoodsPGA

    The morning news stations are going to be cheesy as fuck about what you'll be able to buy now
     
    #1055 Hogview, Jan 10, 2016
  6. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    Would clear 596 million in TN after lump sum and taxes. I could have fun with that.
     
    #1056 Jax Teller, Jan 10, 2016
  7. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    lump sum will end up being 900M :warn:
     
    #1057 Mitch Cumstein, Jan 10, 2016
  8. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
    Donor TMB OG
    Arkansas RazorbacksTiger WoodsPGA

    I'm betting it's going to be around 1.5 by Wednesday.
     
    #1058 Hogview, Jan 10, 2016
  9. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
    Donor TMB OG
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    I'm betting it's mine by Thursday. All you other bitches can :dealwithit:
     
    #1059 Tilly, Jan 10, 2016
  10. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    Too late. I had a dream last night about all the stuff I'll do with the winnings. That means I'm going to win.
     
    #1060 Jax Teller, Jan 10, 2016
  11. Tilly

    Tilly Souf Cack
    Donor TMB OG
    South Carolina Gamecocks

    It doesn't take money to post snapchat handles, so I don't think it means you're going to win. Sorry.

    <3 u bro.
     
    #1061 Tilly, Jan 10, 2016
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  12. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
    Donor

    Just got 5 for Wednesday :warn:
     
    #1062 Arkadin, Jan 10, 2016
  13. GGCD

    GGCD The most wasted of days is one without CUM
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    Ohio State BuckeyesChicago CubsChicago BullsChicago Bears

    There weren't any 1 million tickets sold, so...yes joke.
     
    #1063 GGCD, Jan 10, 2016
  14. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesNew Orleans SaintsGrateful DeadPoker

    I can wait till Wed to retire.
     
    #1064 DUCKMOUTH, Jan 10, 2016
  15. SenatorClayDavis

    SenatorClayDavis Sheet.
    Donor

    ?
    Match 5 Winners $1,000,000
    AZ, CA, CT, FL, GA, IA, MA, MD, MI, NY, OH, PA, TX, VA
     
    #1065 SenatorClayDavis, Jan 10, 2016
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  16. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    Yes there were. 2 $2 million tickets and like 8 $1 million ones.
     
    #1066 Jax Teller, Jan 10, 2016
  17. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
    Donor

    if by none, you mean at least 14 then yeah you're right
     
    #1067 Arkadin, Jan 10, 2016
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  18. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    Southern Mississippi Golden EaglesNew Orleans SaintsGrateful DeadPoker

    You seemed so sure of it
     
    #1068 DUCKMOUTH, Jan 10, 2016
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  19. Shock Linwood

    Shock Linwood Well-Known Member
    Texas AandM Aggies alt

    This is the only piece of advice I'll give you guys...

    Invest your money in getting a quality education so you can get a good job. What you are doing now is paying a tax and it is hurting your families.
     
    #1069 Shock Linwood, Jan 10, 2016
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  20. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
    Donor

    he's right guys, shouldve dumped all of our money in ORIG. you know, for the families
     
    #1070 Arkadin, Jan 10, 2016
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  21. Hogview

    Hogview Fan of the Green board, Razorbacks
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    Arkansas RazorbacksTiger WoodsPGA

    I have a quality education and money I can burn, not hurting my family. You're full of shit and have no money so fuck off
     
    #1071 Hogview, Jan 10, 2016
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  22. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Arkansas RazorbacksNew Orleans SaintsTiger WoodsBarAndGrill

    This $20 I spent on lottery tickets is really hurting my family
     
    #1072 bertwing, Jan 10, 2016
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  23. Arkadin

    Arkadin inefficiently efficent and unclearly clear
    Donor

    the lottery has already given me 20k so lifetime im probably net 19,900 :smugdog:
     
    #1073 Arkadin, Jan 10, 2016
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  24. GeneralPaton

    GeneralPaton Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.
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    Ohio State BuckeyesSouth Carolina GamecocksChicago CubsChicago BullsChicago BearsTiger WoodsUnited States Men's National Soccer TeamUSA BasketballMetal

    Yes, the $15 I dropped on some lottery tickets is really crushing my family. I had a choice; groceries or lottery tickets, I chose the tickets. DAMN YOU LOTTERY YOU SEDUCTIVE BITCH
     
    #1074 GeneralPaton, Jan 10, 2016
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  25. Shock Linwood

    Shock Linwood Well-Known Member
    Texas AandM Aggies alt

    Pay a voluntary tax. Fine by me.

    Just trying to help you guys who are clearly throwing your money away.
     
    #1075 Shock Linwood, Jan 10, 2016
  26. Dillingham

    Dillingham Well-Known Member
    Donor TMB OG

    @Thecatwhisprer:
    [1 of 4 car accidents caused by texting & driving]
    PEOPLE: won't be me
    [1 in 292 million chance of winning powerball]
    PEOPLE: you never know
     
    #1076 Dillingham, Jan 10, 2016
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  27. Daddy Rabbit

    Daddy Rabbit obviously silly and not productive
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    Tennessee VolunteersAtlanta BravesNashville PredatorsGrateful DeadBonnaroo

    I like how the interstate billboards just go up to $999m
     
    #1077 Daddy Rabbit, Jan 10, 2016
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  28. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    I'm getting real tired of people shitting on my retirement strategy
     
    #1078 Mitch Cumstein, Jan 10, 2016
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  29. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    #1079 J.R. Bob Dobbs, Jan 10, 2016
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  30. The Hotch

    The Hotch Well-Known Member
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    Arizona WildcatsArizona DiamondbacksPhoenix SunsArizona CardinalsLos Angeles Chargers

    Match 5 Winners $1,000,000
    AZ

    That's the one...

    I'll post pic of his winning ticket if someone knows an easy way to do that on iPad
     
    #1080 The Hotch, Jan 10, 2016
  31. je ne suis pas ici

    je ne suis pas ici Well-Known Member
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    #1081 je ne suis pas ici, Jan 10, 2016
  32. Kylebw1

    Kylebw1 UNC ACC Champs
    Donor

    wish I would have bet that nobody won the jackpot. Forget what it was but the odds were heavily favoring it to happen.
     
    #1082 Kylebw1, Jan 10, 2016
  33. HarleyOutlaw

    HarleyOutlaw Well-Known Member

    I run from Ca to Ohio. I'm buying 20 tickets in every damn state that sells them.
     
    #1083 HarleyOutlaw, Jan 10, 2016
  34. J.R. Bob Dobbs

    J.R. Bob Dobbs Fan of: Firing Coaches, Cutting Players

    im up to 175,000 years without winning.

    i hit 5 white numbers once.
     
    #1084 J.R. Bob Dobbs, Jan 10, 2016
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  35. teddyballgame

    teddyballgame Working on the Penske file
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    Ohio State Buckeyes

    #1085 teddyballgame, Jan 10, 2016
  36. two

    two Hello
    Donor TMB OG
    Game of ThronesGrateful Dead

    My ROI has been a pretty consistent -91%
     
    #1086 two, Jan 10, 2016
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  37. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
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    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Saw this on reddit:

    [​IMG]
     
    #1087 Corky Bucek, Jan 10, 2016
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  38. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    Shop
     
    #1088 Jax Teller, Jan 10, 2016
  39. Corky Bucek

    Corky Bucek Placeholder for a Custom Title
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Auburn TigersLos Angeles LakersLos Angeles RamsAnaheim DucksManchester UnitedLos Angeles Angels of Anaheim

    Probably, but still would be funny to see that.
     
    #1089 Corky Bucek, Jan 10, 2016
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  40. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    Oh I'd laugh like hell (if it wasn't me, I'd rage if it was me)
     
    #1090 Jax Teller, Jan 10, 2016
  41. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    West Virginia MountaineersNew York KnicksPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsManchester CityPittsburgh PiratesSan Diego PadresBarAndGrillCoors Light

    ?
     
    #1091 devine, Jan 10, 2016
  42. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    Alabama Crimson TideAtlanta BravesTennessee TitansNashville PredatorsNashville SC

    One number off on every ball.
     
    #1092 Jax Teller, Jan 10, 2016
  43. devine

    devine hi, i am user devine
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    West Virginia MountaineersNew York KnicksPhoenix SunsPittsburgh PenguinsManchester CityPittsburgh PiratesSan Diego PadresBarAndGrillCoors Light

    oh thats dumb
     
    #1093 devine, Jan 10, 2016
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  44. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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    Clemson TigersChicago CubsCincinnati RedsChicago Bears

    Also that ticket was purchased in Illinois .... Illinois isn't paying lottery winners right now. Many people were driving to neighboring states to buy their tickets.
     
    #1094 tmbrules, Jan 11, 2016
  45. RalfBully

    RalfBully #21
    Staff Donor TMB OG
    Michigan State SpartansDetroit PistonsDetroit LionsTiger WoodsDetroit TigersSneakers

    They cant do that for the Powerball though, can they? I could understand state run lotto
     
    #1095 RalfBully, Jan 11, 2016
  46. Where Eagles Dare

    Where Eagles Dare The Specialist Show On Earth
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    Auburn TigersAtlanta BravesWashington Football TeamAtlanta United

    They weren't. They've been paying winners and repaying past winners for over a month
     
    #1096 Where Eagles Dare, Jan 11, 2016
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  47. je ne suis pas ici

    je ne suis pas ici Well-Known Member
    Donor

    @Playing_Dad 15h15 hours ago
    Me: Can I bet $20 on the Panthers to win the Super Bowl?
    Government: Sorry, no
    Me: Ok, can I buy 1k in powerball tickets?
    G: Lol, of course
     
    #1097 je ne suis pas ici, Jan 11, 2016
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  48. Magneto

    Magneto Thats right, formerly Don Brodka.
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    Florida State SeminolesTampa Bay BuccaneersSwanseaWichita State ShockersHartford WhalersSeattle SupersonicsGeorgetown Hoyas

    Cliffs on this ?
     
    #1098 Magneto, Jan 11, 2016
  49. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    Boston BruinsTampa Bay BuccaneersBoston Red SoxMinnesota Golden GophersNew England PatriotsFlorida State SeminolesBoston CelticsJacksonville Jaguars

    Insurance
    stock market
    pretty much everything you do is a gamble.

    But, gambling for fun upsets our country's puritanical sense of justice.
     
    #1099 Mitch Cumstein, Jan 11, 2016
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  50. blind dog

    blind dog wps
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    Arkansas RazorbacksGreen Bay PackersWu-tangCoors Light

    saw this posted on my wife's facebook, people are liking it too. siap


    [​IMG]

    smh
     
    #1100 blind dog, Jan 11, 2016
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