What point out of nowhere did you know you were getting old?

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  1. Daniel Ocean

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    im starting my LA marathon training in a couple months. Also having a 2 year old granddaughter who likes to pick flowers so I have to squat down with her for what seems like hours would kill my knees and hips if I didn’t take care of them. Father Time always wins but I can keep that bitch at bay for a little longer lol
     
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  2. Jimmy the Saint

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    I don't interact with a lot of Gen Z'ers regularly so when I do there are lots of words I have to start googling. Also 34.
     
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  3. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I have 2 Gen Z kids and 2 millennial kids and boy is it a wild ride it’s a trip to be both a young dad and an old one. With my two oldest I was always the youngest dad in the get together now I’m finally age appropriate.
     
  4. dukebuckeye

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    I've put a lot of focus in strengthening my lower body this past year and it has almost entirely alleviated the pain in my knees that I previously had. Makes doing all activities with the kiddos much more enjoyable. Good luck with your marathon!
     
  5. chet fire

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    Playing lame trivia game at work function with a grown man who knew his shit.

    Told him we needed to go out to some sportsbar's trivia night. People will start handing in their keyboards once we start taking them down.

    And this grown man (who was something like 23) went, Hand in their keyboards?

    That's when I realized that the long-ago days of big black blocky beer-resistant rubber keyboards with little antennas on the corners have likely been replaced by some goddam app by now.

    [​IMG]
    Cheers.
     
  6. DDB

    DDB Some men just want to watch the world burn
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    When my youngest asked me what it was like to grow up watching black and white tv
     
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  7. CF3234

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    Internet killed sports center.
     
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  8. bigred77

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    That was 20 plus years ago though
    I feel like I'm an older guy here and remember when we could google sports facts faster than waiting for espn and that was a big deal. Like 2000 or so
    But somehow sportscenter lived on in daily replays for a long time after
     
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  9. CF3234

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    Really. It was social media. Highlights are available instantly now.
     
  10. bigred77

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    I do remember specifically realizing that phones/google killed the old sports bar argument of whoever had better stats than whomever else
    Like that was life changing, and I kind of feel like most of the guys on this board arnt old enough to remember when you couldn't verify some random sports stat at the tip of your fingers in a bar while discussing A Rod
     
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  11. Tro lo lo

    Tro lo lo You kids must be from the suburbs.
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    As a teacher, I had a moment when I walked into a school and saw a former student that I had my first year teaching 8th grade English. She's been teaching in my district for 9 years now.
     
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  12. BrickTamland

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    So I turned to that young boy, placed my hand on his shoulder, and explained, ‘Son, the hate u give little infants fucks everyone.’

    I smiled, a job well done, turned to the register and winked at the checkout clerk. Another life touched.

    #grattitude #growthmindset
     
  13. ~ taylor ~

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    Reading glasses.
     
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  14. Celemo

    Celemo tell 'em Steve-Dave
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    IMDB would've settled so many arguments too back in the day lol
     
  15. ClemPson

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    I was talking to one of the youths at work about houses. I said I bought my first house when I was 23 and instantly I became the Boomer who bought a house for $500 and some hard candy. I’m under 40.

     
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  16. AptosDuck

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    Five years ago at the gym a 30yo guy told me I had that "old man strength"

    Whenever I tell people that I watched an Apollo moon landing

    I'm now older than my mother was when she died of melanoma, and I'm five years older than my wife's parents were when I met them
     
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  17. i am a bammer

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    Seeing Druski show up everywhere and having no idea who he is or where he came from while everyone else seems to.
     
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  18. LeVar Burton

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    I mean you never knew who you were going to see in a blockbuster on a Friday night! That place was buzzing on a Friday afternoon/night!
     
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  19. ono

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    I was playing NBA2k on my Switch yesterday as my favorite team of all time - the mid-90s Supersonics. Realizing that shit was almost 20 years ago blew my mind. I was talking to my kid this morning and he didn't understand that they don't exist anymore.

    LeBron having a kid entering the NBA is bizarro world too. I remember when he was on the cover of SI in high school.

    Hearing RHCP, Pearl Jam and Nirvana on the classic rock station sucked too.
     
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  20. Lyrtch

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    do...do I point out that the mid-90s was not 20, but 30 years ago?

    yes
     
  21. herb.burdette

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    In 1991, one of my friends tried to get me to road trip to Cincinnati to see this show, but I didn’t go because I wasn’t that into RHCP and didn’t want to spend the $17.50 or whatever it cost.

     
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  22. ono

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    Yeah yeah, I'm bad at math. Thanks for making me feel worse.

    I wish I could still fit into my Shawn Kemp jersey.
     
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  23. ono

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    dude, you blew it
     
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  24. herb.burdette

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    It’s okay. I did get to see the remaining members of Foghat at a bar attached to a mini golf course in Ocean City, MD in 1996, so it all evens out.
     
  25. brolift

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    This post right here was when I knew I was an ancient
     
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  26. Tro lo lo

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    I bought a pair of Air Maxes the other day. Brought them home. The wife said they were Dad shoes. I buy Dad shoes now by default. I had to take them back.
     
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  27. ono

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    I just lean into the dad shoes now. You will have to pry my Asics from my cold, dead hands.
     
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  28. Hank Scorpio

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  29. DUCKMOUTH

    DUCKMOUTH People don’t you know, don’t you know
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    And you loved every minute of it I bet.
     
  30. Lawnole23

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    We were talking proper drainage, what was the best width, should you have a leaf guard and I specifically remember being deep into the conversation and thinking I’ve been talking about gutters way longer than any human should.
     
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  31. BrickTamland

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  32. BrickTamland

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    This conversation assuredly involved New Balances and some waistline adjustments of 7" inseam shorts. Possibly a braided belt.
     
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  33. Hank Scorpio

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    Anytime I'm walking the dog at night and see a neighbor in their garage, sitting in a lazyboy, watching whatever game is on, and enjoying a garage beer, I always think "man, that is the pinnacle of living."
     
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  34. theseasonisover

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    when turning on an nba playoff game had me asking about the flex zone & realizing i in fact did not know better
     
  35. Roy

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    My body can’t change levels without me making a sound. If I’m kneeling and come up, I physically have to grunt.

    If I bend over I moan, “¡aye papi si!”
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    fuck
     
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  37. ClemPson

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    I got roasted by a bunch of teens for not wearing socks with my sandals. I got caught with “my dogs out”.
     
  38. Redav

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    A couple of weeks ago was 30 years since Kurt Cobain died which was another one I got recently
     
  39. Redav

    Redav One big ocean
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    The kids can have socks with sandals because that shit looks dumb as hell
     
  40. Goose

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    Not me, but Today I got in an elevator with a girl that was in college and a woman that was probably her mom’s age (they weren’t related). The young one said “that’s trippy” when the elevator opened on the opposite side. The older woman said “yes very tricky” back. The young one and I made eye contact and smiled in a laughing manner.

    I’m 33 and there’s plenty of lingo I don’t understand. Like “ick”
     
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  41. Kevintensity

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    Should have dropped a run DMC reference imo
     
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  42. steamengine

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    This isn’t the point I discovered but a good one was watching Too Gun Maverick and think an approximately 56 year old Jennifer Connelly was the hottest woman alive
     
  43. Love Tractor

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    Took my son to Zaxby’s after his baseball practice. They gave us extra napkins and I took them and put them in the glove box. Never know when you’ll need extra napkins.
     
  44. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Shit I do that constantly
     
  45. theregionsitter

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    When I bought a business
     
  46. GrizzliesDrew

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    1936 is as close to 1980 as 1980 is to 2024. fucking depressing
     
  47. Name P. Redacted

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    You’ve got 4-5 kids and are doing Ironmans. I feel for your wife.
     
  48. Blu Tang Clan

    Blu Tang Clan Sorry for partying
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    Not exactly the humblest of brags here.
     
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  49. Name P. Redacted

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    It feels great
     
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  50. theregionsitter

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