Vasectomy Thread

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by CUAngler, Feb 24, 2021.

  1. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    And mine is like three months out. Crazy how it be like that.
     
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  2. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    i do not think my Urologist was as worried about the aesthetics of my testicles as he should have been.
     
  3. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    bro did your sack get mangled

    call JG Wentworth
     
  4. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    idk, there’s no way they were this ugly beforehand.
     
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  5. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
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    Send a pic to bertwing, he's an expert.
     
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  6. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    El Tiburon would be happy to represent you in the court of law. Just needs a picture of your sack.
     
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  7. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    ive got loads of ball pics
     
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  8. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
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    I think he meant pics of yours.
     
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  9. theregionsitter

    theregionsitter Well-Known Member
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    I got a referral from my GP and he basically was like how quick do you want this done? He explained the best guy has a long wait. I chose the best guy available
     
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  10. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    he actually wanted all the ball pics. mine or otherwise.
     
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  11. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    Procedure scheduled for 3/22 at 8 AM. First games tip off at 9 AM. :smugdog:
     
  12. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    tip off
    tip off
    tip off
    tip off
     
  13. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
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  14. Dildo Dawgins

    Dildo Dawgins Well-Known Member
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    Doing mine next Friday. Wish I had done sooner so I could take my 5 year old to SEC fanfare next weekend but need to get done before end of year. Figured next weekend would be best football weekend to get it done.
     
  15. theregionsitter

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    we fucked up, should’ve had a 3rd

    hopefully this didn’t take

    :(
     
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  16. Pharm

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    They are reversible just takes a while not a guarantee.

    mine got pushed until January 5th
     
  17. Bruce Bowen

    Bruce Bowen Well-Known Member
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    ?
    Christmas got ya feeling different?
     
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  18. Iron Mickey

    Iron Mickey a guy who posted here like five years ago hates me
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    going above replacement huh
     
  19. LuPoor

    LuPoor Cuddle with the homies watching Stand By Me
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    That's just mental illness talking
     
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  20. ned's head

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    Love my kids more than anything. But lord help me if I ever wake up and think that I need more of these things
     
  21. RonBurgundy

    RonBurgundy Well-Known Member

    My youngest is now 7 and often get that feeling that we should have had a 4th and then my middle schooler talks and I realize we made the right choice lol.

    plus going back to diapers and naps sounds terrible. This is like peak parenting ages imo.
     
  22. Biff Bridges

    Biff Bridges The words. You are good with the words man
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    If heroin is as good as naps, I kinda want to try it.
     
  23. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Todays the day
     
  24. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Not going to live post through this but this is what they put on for me as I’m waiting

    IMG_8876.jpeg
     
  25. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    If they offer nitrous I’d say do it for the experience. And honestly it helped with just zoning out.
     
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  26. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Just had mine done. The anxiety going in was so much worse than the actual procedure. The lidocaine wasn’t worse than a normal shot, and I never really felt a thing after that. Even the tugging felt minimal, although the right side took twice as long as the left for whatever reason.

    Back home with frozen peas and about to watch some Netflix or fire up my kids’ Switch.
     
  27. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Wife made me a little care package

    IMG_4077.jpeg
     
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  28. jbr

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    Does your wife have a sister? Asking for my second marriage.
     
  29. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Seedless grapes is a good one
     
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  30. hensleya

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    I’m partial to the Stress Free Lays
     
  31. ned's head

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    Nutswella is great.

    They're all great.
     
  32. Big Apple Duck

    Big Apple Duck Craving a chimichanga
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    Do they still give Vicodin for this procedure?
     
  33. theseasonisover

    theseasonisover Well-Known Member
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    I don’t think I got any pain dulling meds beforehand, but I could be wrong. Got some Oxy cut with Tylenol or something for the weekend though. All in all the only thing I didn’t like other than my penis just hanging in peak vulnerability while talking to the doc about golf, was the burning smell. I played up the pain afterwards for the payoff a few days later when I needed to give a sample (hubba hubba) if you know what I mean.
     
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  34. cal

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    i was given volium
     
  35. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Had it done on the 31st. Doctor comes in and is done in 5 minutes, offers to show me the vas deferens from each side after each snip. I tried to make small talk while it was going on to try and not think about it and it really wasn’t bad. He told me it’s so boring—he’s done thousands. Strangely that made me feel better.

    The jock strap was a life saver the first week. Just had some minor discomfort. The wife is pumped because after our 3rd, we are just out of bandwidth and cannot have a surprise.
     
  36. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Damn we coulda been vasectomy bros, mine was scheduled for the 31st but I had to reschedule To may.

    Non-medical people really don’t realize how mundane these exams/procedures are for the providers. It’s like opening Excel for your typical office worker. I had a dermatologist appointment and my wife talked to him the next day and he had no memory of me.
     
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  37. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    Going from January to May is wild. Second thoughts or just a scheduling snafu?
     
  38. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    Thought I was going to be a pallbearer and I rescheduled before finding out it was going to be a cremation. The urologist office is crazy busy apparently.
     
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  39. jplaYa

    jplaYa CHAMPZY/SMOLTZY/CHELSEA
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    The doctor who gave me my consultation said vasectomies have increased so much that he could literally just do that for the rest of his career with a jam packed schedule and be more than set.
     
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  40. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Knock on woody, but 3 days out from operation and recovery has been a breeze aside from some mild discomfort Saturday night/early Sunday morning. I’ve been pretty diligent about icing.
     
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  41. Tigers

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    Like this guy

    https://vasectomyking.com/

    Also I shouldn't go to him, right? Or if it is all he does and it is $800 flat fee then is good to go?
     
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  42. blind dog

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    Man I wish this was offered when I had mine done, I had to rub one out in a McDonald's bathroom. Also wish I was given whiskey (with the Valium). 10/10 you should use him
     
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  43. billdozer

    billdozer Well-Known Member
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    :airquote: had to :airquote:
     
  44. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member
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    You haven't lived unless you've walked through a large medical complex with a lunch sack containing your own semen. The discomfort I felt when I locked eyes with the secretary I handed it to is still with me.
     
  45. Tigers

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  46. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    The checkout girl at my doc was very new. Like, possibly first day new. She was actively being trained while checking me out and was having a hard time explaining what to do with the cup - clearly nervous and awkward.

    “ok, ummm, so you need to take this home and, uhhh… bring it back on April 19th, with ummm, a sample of your… uhhh, *clears throat* semen… for, you know… well, the doctor has to check it to make sure the operation was successful and all.”
     
  47. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Then my wife and I had to go pick up our 4 year old daughter, and she started asking me questions about the cup.

    “daddy, what’s that cup for? Can I hold it? Do you drink out of it?” What does it say on the side.”
     
  48. ned's head

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    She's in for a rude awakening the first time she has to collect one of those things, open it at the desk, and let the customer know if they've provided a sufficient load
     
  49. hensleya

    hensleya I Pick Things Up and Put Them Down
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    Sir, we need at least a five roper.
     
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  50. Degausser

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    My appointment is a little over a month out and is scheduled as general anesthesia. Am I being ridiculous having requested that? I've considered asking to just have it switched to local.