Rose Bowl: Michigan vs Bama - Here for the Sunsets

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  1. $P1

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    Losing fan base has to solicit donations for Ace Anbender from their friends.
     
  2. Constant

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    Wait...doesn't Ace have a blog of some type?
     
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  3. ats

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    it was too much work to be a bucket problem blogger so now it’s just a podcast, not even a joke, see the last post

    https://substack.com/@thebucketproblem
     
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  4. pez

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    you’re thinking of gofundme
     
  5. Celemo

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  6. Constant

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    Legit lol'd
     
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  7. Constant

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    Regardless of rooting interest in this game, I will be (legally) scouting Bama for the Lions' next draft.

    Branch, Jahmyr, and Jamo :lovelove:
     
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  9. Jake Barnes

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    I couldn’t help myself. A brief sample:

    That’s as far as I made it. I am truly sorry, #Michigan Wolverines
     
  10. Celemo

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  11. RJF-GUMP

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    I just hope everyone has fun and it's a clean game
     
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  12. pez

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    Sorry friends, it has been written

     
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  13. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm looking forward to the Lawry's Beef Bowl before the game. I think we got some guys who can destroy some prime rib.
     
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  15. dblplay1212

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    He looks like a pretty average Joe? Am I missing something?
     
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  16. Summa

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    I get IT professional/virgin/incel serial killer vibes from Brian
     
  17. RJF-GUMP

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    Alabama +1.5 is the lock of the century. I'm thinking the score will be something like
    Bama 31
    Michigan 20
     
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  18. bwi2

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    as part of the pussification of America, I think they removed the competition aspect of this event
     
  19. $P1

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    Those aren't vibes. Those are stone cold facts
     
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  20. $P1

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    Michigan 38
    Notre Dame 0
     
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    Brian Cook is a Michigan engineering grad who lived in his parent's basement after graduation and started a blog by aggregating pay site recruiting information, back in 2004 when fan blogs were a new thing. He's a deep computer prgamming nerd and therefore a hero of the lunatic fringe of online Michigan fans. Most of my friends from school have no idea who he is or have only heard of him in passing.

    I doubt you'll get many of his type among the Michigan fans you'll find in Pasadena.
     
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  22. Celemo

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    Brian Cook begat Ace Anbender...fuck them both
     
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  24. RJF-GUMP

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    What are going to be the keys to the game?

    Michigan Offense v Alabama Defense
    Michigan would be wise to replicate what Auburn did against Alabama. I'm not sure if it's going to work again but that would be what I'd try to do. So off tackle /outside runs -not interior runs-off the zone read. We are terrible about leaving the middle of the field open if you go empty. So I'd try to utilize that as well.

    Alabama Offense v Michigan Defense
    You can limit Milroe from gutting you on the ground by using a spy. Kentucky, Auburn, and Georgia did a pretty good job with that. Milroe hangs on to the ball too long so have to try to pressure him. Obviously run fits will be huge as we're going to try to run the ball both A gap and off tackle. Our weakest link on the OL is our center is absolutely garbage and good for multiple bad snaps a game and isn't a good blocker either. Our true freshmen LT used to suck but is now much better.
     
  25. RJF-GUMP

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    It seems like what has separated Michigan from being able to win in the playoffs is elite athletes in space and speed on defense. Has Michigan been able to improve the roster in these categories? If not why? It seems like with the momentum Michigan has had, and the money they have , they should be able to get these types of athletes on their roster
     
  26. MG2

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    Feels like I just took a time machine back to 2002 while I read this post.
     
  27. RJF-GUMP

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    Sorry for being a cunt but it was an honest question.
     
  28. MG2

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    To answer the question...

    No, Michigan's problems the last two seasons were not team speed or a lack of athletes.

    UGA plays the same brand of football that Michigan plays, except it had some of the greatest talent in recent CFB memory running it. It went disastrously. UGA manhandled Michigan physically in that game, and Bennett played one of the best games of his career on top of it.

    TCU had two pick 6s, got a fumbled UM snap at the goal line and stopped a 4th and goal from the 2 yard line. None of those had much to do with the lack of athletes in space. Michigan has talent, but that's a lot to overcome in one game.
     
  29. VaxRule

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    Next bowl season: “HoW cOmE tHe BiG tEn Is AlWaYs SlOw On DeFeNsE?”
     
  30. ~ taylor ~

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    Spy planes are our new thing. For obvious reasons we don't need to talk about.
     
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  31. VaxRule

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    Can we not have one damn sporting event in this country that doesn’t turn into a circle jerk for the military?
     
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  33. Celemo

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  34. Constant

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    Fuuuccckkkk... I used to know that. I even recall where he was based.
     
  35. Celemo

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    Had my parents gotten pregnant 3 months earlier, I would’ve been born in Selma, AL :themoreyouknow:
     
  36. Gunners

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    I’m just a humble cunt but think Michigan’s playmakers on offense the much bigger problem

    Their TEs have been legit but WRs are pretty mediocre compared to most but they’re an incredibly sensitive bunch
     
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  37. Constant

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    Nope we know our WR are far from elite. They're good, but not scary.

    Of course, y'all Buckeyes have figured out there's more to life than an elite corp of WR by now, right?
     
  38. Celemo

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    In our defense, we underutilized the ever living shit out of Nico Collins
     
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  40. hood b. goode

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    sabans next great safety?
     
  41. gowolverines8

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    junior colson, starting mlb, is like the opposite of a typical b1g lb to. Absurd athlete that often goes in the wrong direction.
     
  42. dblplay1212

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    Already is imo. He's on the Minkah level.
     
  43. ~ taylor ~

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    Short answer: the Big Ten East has evolved in terms of speed and athletes and the Big Ten West hasn't.
     
  44. Snakes

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    he might be our best player right now.
     
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    100%. Heard it as a recruit and seeing it already. He's been talked about by teammates as the most Saban-like player, constantly trying to not just learn the how but the when, where, and why. Still a young guy who is prone to a freshman mistake occasionally, but very clearly a heady playmaker.
     
  46. Snakes

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    I don't remember a player being hyped this much then actually coming through and exceeding expectations so quickly. The fact that he is who Saban trusted to put back there at punt returner when Kool Aid forgot how to do it says everything. He is not built like a traditional PR but Saban trusted that he would actually catch the damn ball and not screw up. He doesn't treat many freshman like that ever.
     
  47. ~ taylor ~

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    How does Downs compare to Brian Branch?
     
  48. Owsley

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    Downs is a true safety whereas Branch was a Swiss Army knife able to play pretty much anywhere in the secondary at a high level. Both are highly cerebral at diagnosing plays and setting alignments, understand proper angles, and attack downhill with reckless abandon. Downs may get to a similar level as Branch in terms of coverage ability, but it’s not there yet.
     
  49. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Downs has a chance to end up on the All-Saban Team, which is saying something in any position but especially in the secondary.