Random Thoughts That Don't Warrant Their Own Thread: 2024

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by Celemo, Jan 4, 2023.

  1. Truman

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    Doing some recon before they rob you :twocents:
     
  2. AptosDuck

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    My dogs chased him off before I could ask if he had any tastefully done vaginas
     
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  3. kinghill

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    dumb question

    if you have a mortgage and a heloc, but they are with different lenders, and you stop paying both of them, how do the separate lenders get your property? Do they just do some kind of calculation determining a percentage of equity and they split in a way?
     
  4. AptosDuck

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    They cut you in half
     
  5. ~ taylor ~

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    They have an agreement or 1 has priority.
     
  6. kinghill

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    Interesting. So do they chat about this when the borrower is trying to obtain the second mortage/HELOC and come to an agreement then?
     
  7. ~ taylor ~

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    Yes, the mortgage probably had to consent to HELOC. The agreement is probably that the mortgage has priority on getting paid off.
     
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  8. kinghill

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    motherfuckassfuck having a great 800+ credit score and seeing 9.875% as my option for getting some money is fucked

    fucking almost 10% on this horseshit. I just need some money and I'll pay it off fast and these fucks


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  9. Lip

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  10. Lip

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    have you tried JG Wenworth? 877 cash now?
     
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  11. fucktx

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    No clue found it in the replies on a Twitter post and it made me laugh
     
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  12. bigred77

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    I hear titleMax is the place to get your title back
     
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  13. One Two

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  14. i am a bammer

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    None of them are symmetrical in this font though, sad
     
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  15. bigred77

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    Mind blowing
    Except this happened last March and will happen again next May
     
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  16. beist

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    Tahiti hat
     
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  17. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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    What about june
     
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  18. bigred77

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    Give it a couple years
     
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  19. zeberdee

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    do you have a 401k? borrow from that.
     
  20. Lip

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    how would it work in Europe
     
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  21. kinghill

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    I have one but nah don’t want to go there
     
  22. kinghill

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    will do!
     
  23. zeberdee

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    why? taking a loan from your 401k is not the same as taking a withdrawal. you can size the loan however you like and pay it back quickly if that's what you're looking to do. you'll get hit with probably a 3% loan fee and then a very reasonable interest rate. aside from not having that money invested during the loan period, there's very little downside.
     
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  24. One Two

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    I think he’s talking about lending against it not withdrawing from it. It’ll be a better rate than a second mortgage with a HELOC. You might also want to see if the holder of your mortgage will do a HELOC, might be a better rate since they’d have first and second position
     
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  25. Redav

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    Page 297 was not the board's best moment
     
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  26. Lip

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    boomer ass web sight
     
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  27. Menelaus

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    Get a zero APR credit card for as much limit as you can get approved for and then check HELOC rate vs borrowing against 401k. Can also look at securities loan against any stock you have as another alternative..
     
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  28. fucktx

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  29. One Two

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    Airplane ginger ale enjoyer checking in

     
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  30. Celemo

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    Always when I fly, and throughout the year I'll by 2-3 12pks for the house
     
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  31. fattus

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    Because whiskey and coke is boring.
     
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  32. Gin Buckets

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    Is there a grilling thread? Or better yet a Blackstone Griddle Grill thread?
     
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  33. TC

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    Thank you. I almost wasted a like on that nonsense
     
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  34. TC

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    The TMB BBQ thread runs to several thousand pages
     
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  35. Jimmy the Saint

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    Happy actual date palindrome date all
     
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  36. Goose

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    Have been wondering this myself. Have never understood it
     
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  37. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Ginger ale cures airborne sicknesses that are prevalent in air travel. HTH
     
  38. i am a bammer

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    And is delicious
     
  39. Celemo

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    what size did you get?
     
  40. spagett

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    Kind of a personal question
     
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  41. I thought all sodas tasted weird when I ordered them on planes and I never had ginger ale so ordered it and enjoyed it and now it is my plane soda
     
  42. spagett

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    I asked if they had chocolate milk last flight I took and was smiled at and told no politely like I was a child

    Probably deserved worse
     
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  43. i am a bammer

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    It's a public health risk to serve dairy on a plane
     
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  44. Truman

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    because of the farts?
     
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  45. spagett

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    I'm trying to paint the town brown
     
  46. i am a bammer

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    We don't have the air scrubbing technology to clear hundreds of farts from a metal tube yet
     
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  47. i am a bammer

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  48. One Two

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    Found Clown Baby on Twitter
     
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  49. Lip

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    he’s Drew Carey?