Official Middle East/ISIS thread: Tehran up another part of the Middle East

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  1. El Tiburon

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    Been watching coverage of this event for the last hour. It’s pissing me off to hear US officials repeatedly using the catchphrase of “Iran’s disproportionate response” to Israel over and over (coming from Dems), yet for the last several months I have yet to hear a peep about Bibi’s disproportionate response directed ti Gaza.
     
  2. Andy Reocho

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    That’s a lot of antisemitism
     
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  3. Andy Reocho

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  4. Henry Blake

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    :roll:
     
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  5. Illinihockey

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    best case scenario is no casualties and everyone can let this simmer down
     
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  6. Gallant Knight

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    Oh for real?
     
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  7. southlick

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  8. Buns

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    Yes. This would be a nice scenario. Then from there, it would also be cool if the aggressor stops being aggressive. Imo of course.
     
  9. Jake Barnes

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    Based on Israel’s…well, entire history, I’m going to say that probably won’t happen.
     
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  10. bro

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    Also, isn’t this because if an Israel strike that killed several people? Need to stop cleaning up their messes
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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    Im always saying this
     
  12. Illinihockey

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    yes they killed a bunch of irgc officers that were overseeing the daily rocket attacks into northern Israel
     
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  13. Lyrtch

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    Just need Bibi out and we might have avoided ww3
     
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  14. Lyrtch

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  15. THF

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    Video of impacts

     
  16. SmoochieWallace

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    Replies suggest this isn’t from today. Or Israel.
     
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  17. Lyrtch

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    The war fetish boys are here
     
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  18. BuckeyeRiot

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    So WWIII huh, cool.
     
  19. BudKilmer

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    Where is that rat face Tom Cotton I’ll kill him
     
  20. BudKilmer

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    Speaking of war hawks, john Bolton has the hardest 2.5 inch boner you’ve ever seen right now
     
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  21. JGator1

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    It’s an absolute mess of whats what thanks to Elon.
     
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  22. The Banks

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    How long does it take drones to get from Iran to Israel?
     
  23. chuckmasterflex

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    Seems like a lot of folks really want a war for the content or to prove some dumb point on the internet.
     
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    some are in the Ukraine thread because this one is too toxic
     
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  25. Jake Barnes

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    Not sure on Iran’s endgame here. There’s no way they thought Israel, especially this Israel’s gov, was going to sit on their thumbs.
     
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  26. JGator1

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    Whole lot depends on if launched from Iran, Iraq, Syria, or Lebanon. That whole Iraq invasion is still paying off dividends for Iran.
     
  27. chuckmasterflex

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    Seems like they wanted a showy response that was largely ineffective and to just move on.
     
  28. Lyrtch

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    The idea is this was a retaliation by Iran, Israel can do something in response but must be minor and telegraphed but Iran isn't attacking without provocation.

    While betting on the Biden admin diplomacy to get things calm. Also maybe murk Bibi
     
  29. Lyrtch

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    Grotesque humans
     
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  30. Jake Barnes

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    You’re almost certainly correct, but boy, there are a LOT of presumptions baked into that.
     
  31. JGator1

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    Minor damage to airfields is less than Saddam’s scuds in 1991 which is hopefully a good sign.
     
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  32. Lyrtch

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    Us diplomacy seems to have made some progress in Israel domestic politics so maybe they can pull it off but also yes can't feel comfortable with so many potential escalation actors involved
     
  33. Lyrtch

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    All I can think of but somehow even worse

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  34. JonathanCoachman

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    We’re all fucked if MBS and Saudi enter the chat.
     
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  36. (Z)

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    Really thought they’d do it via Hezbollah rather than directly.
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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    Seems like the direction of travel
     
  38. RSK

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    @ them
     
  39. Lyrtch

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    I mean it's Tigers I've told him this before that I find his like apolitical war games obsession profoundly unsettling

    he just takes it on the chin and keeps scouring OSINT Twitter which I have to respect a tiny bit
     
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  40. JGator1

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    I mean there are a million different variables at play. No love for elder Bush but talking down Israel from striking Iraq and thus splintering the part Arab coalition was a great diplomatic move.
     
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  41. newengland

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    The hysterics about this fundamentally changing the Middle East is insane. I know it was right before the pandemic but did everyone forget about Iran bombing a US base?
     
  42. chuckmasterflex

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  43. theregionsitter

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    a lot of ppl have apparently
     
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  44. JGator1

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    Statistically at least one of you supported ol Dubya trying to fundamentally alter the region and democracy would supposedly break out once Saddam was gone.

    Pretending that talking Israel down from bombing Iraq was some ho-hum endeavor in 1991 shows incredible arrogance.
     
  45. theregionsitter

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    I was in 8th grade dawg
     
  46. Lyrtch

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    dont blame me I voted for McCain in '00

    (as in I bought and read his book like an 11yo future serial killer)
     
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  47. chuckmasterflex

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    Did you read it?
     
  48. Lyrtch

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    gotta be faster than that chuck
     
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