Nature is scary thread

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  1. devine

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    You have to be horrible at life if youre a bird that gets caught by a land animal
     
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  2. broken internet

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    I see your land animal, and raise you this.

     
  3. IHHH

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    Damn, that’s solid. Fresh kfc
     
  4. broken internet

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    Hippo mauls zookeeper. NSFL

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  5. Prospector

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    You sick bastard
     
  6. BP

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  7. broken internet

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    "Air noodle of destruction." :roll:

    OH SHI-

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    EDIT: is the .gif working? Looks frozen to me.
     
  8. blind dog

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    Not working
     
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  9. broken internet

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    Hopefully this works. Not a .gif anymore.

     
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  10. blind dog

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    This osprey caught a shark that was eating a fish

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  11. Shawn Hunter

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    Either that bird is fucking huge or that's a mighty small shark
     
  12. War Grundle

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    Looks like it
     
  13. BP

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  14. broken internet

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    I'm kinda glad there's no sound with that one. :ohdear:
     
  15. Shawn Hunter

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    :doge:
     
  16. Shawn Hunter

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    It would have been horrifying with sound, probably.
     
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  17. BP

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    Only thing worse than pig is a Mtn Lion.
     
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  18. Shawn Hunter

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    I'd add to the list a cicada landing on your shoulder unbeknownst to you then making that "shrieking" noise mere inches from your ear.
     
  19. Popovio

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    This is random, but I met the guy that set up the trail cam that caught this footage a few times. This was captured on Tejon Ranch in California, I used to volunteer with the conservancy there. The chances of catching footage like this on static trail cam are so small, this is basically winning the lottery. Everyone was very hyped when this happened, probably the craziest thing ever captured on the 270,000 acres of the ranch.

    Here you go, in all its traumatic glory. The mama pig comes back in the frame to fight the bear off near the end.



    Would just to like to say that wild pigs are a scourge on the environment, and need to be eradicated whenever possible. You wouldn't believe what a herd of wild pigs wallowing in a creek does to the local ecosystem. They fuck up the nutrient cycle, disrupt and contaminate waterways, and disturb the soil so much it allows invasive plant species to move in. California has strict hunting laws, so it's hard to actually take them out in meaningful numbers. Glad the bears are out there doing god's work.
     
  20. Emma

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  21. broken internet

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    Hell of a skin tear.
     
  22. Emma

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    Tis but a scratch

    Pretty grisly looking though
     
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  23. a.tramp

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    Merely a flesh wound
     
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  24. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Damn, that vid has everything, even an 'merican flag. :americafuckyeah:
     
  25. broken internet

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    As well as a dead Canadian goose. Those geese are such assholes. This made my day.

    Sorry enjj :canada:
     
  26. Randy Bobandi

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    Goose probably apologized.
     
  27. Hootchmane

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    Noticed this gata getting some sun yesterday. Didn’t realize until later that something ate his front foot.
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  28. BP

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  29. broken internet

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    During a period of extreme famine, a videographer documents a big cat's attempt to self-cannibalize its own tail in an attempt to get nutrition.

     
  30. BP

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  31. HaydenFoxScreamingEagle

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    Where do you live/work?
     
  32. Hootchmane

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    Florida panhandle. That’s a river I kayak/fish most weekends called Wacissa. It is crystal clear.
     
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  33. Big Meech

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    :feelsbadman:
     
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  34. angus

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    Leopard snatches and eats toddler at Queen Elizabeth National park in Uganda
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    Ugandan authorities are hunting for a leopard in Queen Elizabeth National park after it snatched and ate a ranger's three-year-old son.

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    The toddler had been left in the care of a nanny at the unfenced staff quarters of a safari lodge in the park, when he was taken by the leopard on Friday night.

    Wildlife authority spokesman Bashir Hangi said the child had followed the nanny outdoors.

    "The maid was not aware the child followed her. She heard the kid scream for help, she intervened but it was too late the leopard had vanished with it in the bush and a search was mounted until we got the skull the next day," he said.

    "The hunt is on with the intention of capturing the leopard and removing it from the wild because once it has eaten human flesh, the temptations are high to eat another human being, it becomes dangerous," he added.

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    The sun sets over Lake George near Uganda's Queen Elizabeth National Park in western Uganda,

    The park also hosts African buffalo, Nile crocodile, lions and chimpanzees.


    Mike Hodge, 71, suffered a broken jaw after he was mauled in Marakele Animal Sanctuary in Thabazimbi.

    Mr Hodge had been showing visitors around the park when the big cat charged him and dragged him into some bushes.

    Video footage of the incident showed terrified tourists screaming for help as the lion mauled its victim.

    Keepers eventually killed the 10-year-old lion, named Samba, and Mr Hodge was taken to hospital.

    Two years ago, in South Africa, a year a six-year-old boy was snatched by a leopard at Kruger National park, but the youngster escaped with his life.

    Kellan Denny was playing with his brother on a wall when the leopard sunk its teeth into his shoulder and dragged him away.

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    However, the leopard let go of the traumatised boy, allowing his father to rush in and carry him to safety.

    The incident was the first of its kind in 40 years, according to a spokesman for Kruger National Park.
     
  35. CoastalOrange

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    I always thought that saying was a bit of a joke. Now you are telling me it is a real thing?!?
     
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  36. Hoss Bonaventure

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    I think it has to also deal with a human is a very very easy meal, so they become less afraid of humans and more likely to attack them. Not a scientist.
     
  37. Whiskers McSchitty

    Whiskers McSchitty Who ate the cat?
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    What's this a river?
     
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  38. BP

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  39. HOOSINSC

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    once they connect a thing with food it's likely to happen again. as the saying goes, a leopard can't change it's spots.
     
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  40. Wicked

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  41. broken internet

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    Also why there have been so many stories (I remember it being India or somewhere jungle-ish) about man-eating tigers.

    Like, dozens of kills.
     
  42. BP

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    Yup that's why when Grizzlies attack a human they have to be put down.
     
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  45. Shawn Hunter

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    So it's an Alien
     
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  46. Wu

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