Why Australia is better than the USA

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  1. $P1

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    holidays for animal abuse! yay!
     
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  2. JVP

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    We also have a public holiday celebrating the day the British got here and slaughtered aboriginals. :facepalm:
     
  3. JVP

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    Careful boss. You don’t want him dragging you through court again.
     
  4. Gizmoandsooz

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    He can't. He's a vexatious litigant. Also he's now in trouble with police for his cyberbullying and constant stalking and lying.
     
  5. racer

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    WHOPPAH WHOPPAH WHOPPAH WHOPPAH WHOPPAH
     
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  6. racer

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    So, like, Australians.
     
  7. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Just googled this and the Turkish brekkie rolls look good.
     
  8. Control

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    Who are you talking to? What sort of name is that anyway?

    No, because aussiefooty isn't talking about me. I'm not married.
     
  9. Control

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    No I won't when you shit on the best beer ever produced! I doubt you even drink beer! You should start!
     
  10. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Please respect our sporty vents that are so nice you’ve never heard of them, and we have to come to your forum to discuss them because nobody joins our forums.
     
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  11. Gizmoandsooz

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    Not all of us get pissed. It's like not everyone in the usa has guns but they all have access to guns.
    Australians have access to alcohol and cigarettes here a bit too much.
    Nicotine is a drug as is all forms of alcohol.

    If you wanted to stay drug free don't smoke or drink.
     
  12. Control

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    Alcohol is a drug now? Simon Templar was right on the other thread. The internet ain't for you. You keep on making stupid comments and don't know it.
     
  13. Name P. Redacted

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    Australia has the very cool Olympic hurdler Michelle Jeneke
     
  14. Name P. Redacted

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    Alcohol is very much a drug you wanka
     
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  16. bertwing

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    You must fucking love it then
     
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  17. ats

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    Nah muppet she means pissed as in drunk not pissed as in psycho alter ego shedump
     
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  18. Gizmoandsooz

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    Nope.
    I don't drink.
     
  19. Gizmoandsooz

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    You're an idiot.
     
  20. Control

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    I said it before you need to start.
     
  21. Daniel Ocean

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    Yes? It’s a depressant.
     
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  22. Butthead

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    horse racing is trashy as fuck so congrats
     
  23. ats

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    You’re a bigot
     
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  24. Gizmoandsooz

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    Shut up muppet
     
  25. Control

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    It's a WHAT? It does the opposite!! Why do you think some who drink too much get violent? Depressant my arse!!
     
  26. Control

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    Make me!
     
  27. Daniel Ocean

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    Are you pretending to be or are you actually this stupid?
     
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  28. Goose

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    You can be my guest on our party bus to Keeneland
     
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  29. Control

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    No stupidity coming from my keyboard. You ain't got a clue.
     
  30. Gizmoandsooz

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    Fuck off bigot
     
  31. Gizmoandsooz

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    Stop being a knowitall you idiot. You know bugger all you lying piece of shit
     
  32. Control

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    Stop being a bully.
     
  33. timo

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    Why, this doesn’t seem better than the US at all...
    This thread is like witnessing a white trash domestic argument inside a Walmart
     
  34. Gizmoandsooz

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    Stop being a stalking cunt. Go and find something else to do
     
  35. Control

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    Stalking???
    :ohholkyfuck::loldog::loldog::loldog:
     
  36. Control

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    We do better fights than that - over toilet paper. No kidding.
     
  37. paulski

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    This thread is very bad. I do not like it. :ohdear:
     
  38. 40wwttamgib

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  39. JVP

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    Tell me you don’t drink alcohol without telling me you don’t drink alcohol.
     
  40. Control

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    The resident Bellatrix ain't helping.
     
  41. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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  42. Chipper>Jeter

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    Is calling someone a muppet in Australia the equivalent to calling someone a mother fucker over here? Just trying to figure out how to use that on people.
     
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  43. Baron

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    I'm going to Keeneland on the 14th of next month.
     
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  44. Taffy

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    More like 'idiot'
     
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  45. Bo Pelinis

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    How to speak Australian - add a y to the end of every fuckin word.
     
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  46. bertwing

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    Please do not disrespect Walmart like this
     
  47. Whammy Business

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    Really enjoyed Wild Croc Territory until I found out Matt Walsh has apparently been arrested for attempting to cover up a helicopter crash that killed one of his employees and injured another.
     
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  48. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    fine. K*Mart

    edit: Big W for the Aussies. And yes, I did just peruse Big W fights on youtube. :twocents:
     
    #249 timo, Mar 21, 2023
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  49. Celemo

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    I would very much like the Aussie contingent to describe Australian cuisine. Aside from low-hanging fruit jokes about the Outback Steakhouse/Vegamite/Foster's Beer, I literally know nothing about your cuisine. I'm assuming seafood...lamb maybe?
     
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