What kind of snake is this?

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  1. bigred77

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  2. bigred77

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    Still can't believe yall ran off such a good poster
     
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  3. billdozer

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    This black rat snake picked the wrong back porch stairs to be on

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  4. Gunners

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    Wild. These are very expensive snakes but he works for a trust fund baby who has a $10 million crocodile facility



    also a leucistic king

     
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  5. BP

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    Those albino gaboons are fairly new in the trade I think. I remember reading stories about people taking about how much the first albino ball pythons cost. Crazy
     
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  6. Prospector

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    Are Gaboons short? While thick, that snake looks really short
     
  7. El Tiburon

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    That’s what she said!
     
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  8. BP

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    Yes they're very thick
     
  9. TDintheCorner

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    So we're just breeding new venomous snakes now?

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  10. Imurhuckleberry

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    So tonight after the kid’s birthday party we went down to our local lake where the rocks allow you to do a 10’ jump. We’d been swimming around for a bit, and it was starting to get dark, when all of a sudden what felt like a prickly pear washed up on a wave onto my upper back. Felt like it stuck me on either side of the spine and I flailed around out of surprise. Wife asked me what happened and said felt like a sharp piece of drift wood or a cactus floated into me. A few seconds later the kids start yelling about a 4’ snake swimming past them. So apparently the waves pushed it into me and out of panic it actually bit me.

    we don’t have water moccasins this far west but the snake had gone to far down the rocky shore for us to chase it down and ID it. Mrs. Dr imurhucklebery has had an alarm set to look at it every 30 minutes to see if there is swelling but so far nothing.

    but anyway assuming nothing changes over night it’s no harm no foul and we have a good story about the kids 15th birthday party.
     
  11. Prospector

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    rub some dirt on it and then clean it out. Likely nbd, but infection would be biggest issue.
     
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    Amputate before it's too late!
     
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  15. Gunners

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    he hasn’t been on social media for a while by his standards

    hopefully realized he’s insanely lucky to be alive after the croc bite or this, let alone both

    Dingo hasn’t posted much recently either, another fucking lunatic
     
  16. sc_chant

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    From what little I've seen, it looks like he had another procedure when he got back to the states and his hand was wrapped pretty good. I'd be surprised if he has full use of it yet.
     
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  17. Gunners

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    My 5 and 7 year old nieces love Miss Toothy videos(croc that bit Chandler)

    My BIL also got very mad at me for showing them. They’re Florida kids and was just trying to educate them
     
  18. Prospector

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    Something killed this pretty fella
     

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  19. dblplay1212

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  20. sc_chant

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    Gone too young. RIP in peace
     
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  21. Gunners

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    I hate big snakes and reptile dealers

    Certainly realize you can tame them but it should have super restriction just like guns should have

    NERD can kinda fuck off with their complaining
     
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  22. EdmondDantes

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    5 meters might be conservative
     
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  23. paulski

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    Certainly the biggest carpet snake I've ever seen - absolute monster. :ohnoes:
     
  24. BP

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    What have they been complaining about?
     
  25. Gunners

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    Mainly against Florida big snake laws

    Also act like burms are harmless and python hunting is because of false propaganda
     
  26. Gunners

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    Kinda sucks a historic beast is just gonna be made into a bunch of shoes

     
  27. dblplay1212

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    My daughter is obsessed with snakes. They freak me tf out but she loves them. Looking at having a reptile guy show up at her bday party with some snakes.
     
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    Update on my daughter's Christmas present from three years ago. Healthy and thriving.
     

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  29. Gunners

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    This is very good if you're a weirdo like me that likes shit like this

     
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  30. sc_chant

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  31. sc_chant

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  32. BP

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    So left my garage door open over night. Came back the next day saw a snake shed and was like oh cool. Wonder what kind it is. Bent down, grabbed it and was like oh a rattler. Then proceeded to actually see it :ohholkyfuck:

    Literally put my hand 2 inches from it

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  33. Cornelius Suttree

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    They still gonna be out and about in Saguaro NP in early November?
     
  34. BP

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    It's possible but not likely. It's starting to get chilly at night
     
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  35. Stagger Lee

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    Came up on this stinky boi today IMG_5958.jpeg
     
  36. Pancho

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    Free handled a Dekay's I found in the yard earlier today :mulletsmug:
     
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    Watch out we got a bad ass over here
     
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  38. paulski

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    Owsley, welcome back! :beerchug:
     
  39. Stagger Lee

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    In college I caught a 4’10” timber rattler in Dublin, GA on the way to Ga/Fla game. I had eaten mushrooms and picked it up because it had a squirrel in its mouth and didn’t think it could bite. It quickly puked up the squirrel and was ready to rumble, Godzilla mad. Nearly made for a WOAT mushroom experience.
     
  40. fuxstockings

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    Was this a copperhead? The banding was very faint but what a chonk
     

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  41. Stagger Lee

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    No. Looks like a watersnake to me, but I only handle snakes on mushrooms
     
  42. Owsley

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    No, this is a common water snake (Nerodia sipedon)
     
  43. Ray McKigney

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    :bzzzz:
     
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  45. sc_chant

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    :bow:
     
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    Picture doesn’t do this cottonmouth justice but it was by far the biggest I’ve ever see. Went to Busch Gardens and this bad boy was there. About 4 ft and the girth of a baseball bat. Just insane. IMG_9139.jpeg
     
  47. billdozer

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    Came across this guy in Missouri
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  48. Stagger Lee

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  49. Fargin'

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  50. Fargin'

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    ...he's also looking at you like he fucking hates you.