What have you learned today?

Nothing good

 

I learned that JVP and “sooky la la” are basically interchangeable.

 

ankle fusion

 

I learned there were people anti T-Pain.

 

I mean watch the fucking tiny desk concert.

 

Everybody poops.

 

There are people in Carmel who have more money than they know what to do with

 

Wtf?

 

That Pornhub doesn’t work in North Carolina

 

what?

 

They shut it down because there’s some law about having to verify your ID on porn sites

 

New Hampshire people think the last election was stolen, I thought that was just a south thing.

 

Turns out Republican voters are morons regardless of their zip code.

 

Nerd garbage

 

I was in Durham this morning and can confirm this is false unless the hotel I was staying in spoofed my location with the WiFi

 

Thank you. Menelaus post sounds like some North Korea propaganda bullshit. Ain't no way a STATE is banning a perfectly fine web site.

 

Advanced waivers of the corporate opportunity doctrine and the related language that should be included in a nonprofit corporation’s certificate of incorporation under the new nonprofit law that went into effect on 1/1

 

Or Utah. Found that out Thanksgiving week.

 

Just buy a Cosmopolitan mag.

 

Youjizz also self-blocked in Virginia or Tennessee, can’t recall which

 

Sounds like I'll be having to make a withdrawal from the spank bank before visiting any of these states.

 

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I’ve been told that access is limited in Virginia as well.

 

You will need travelers checks

 

I learned that apparently NC has the highest number of VPN users per capita in the world, not sure why

 

Wait wait wait... there's a NEW Hampshire!?

 

The Macarena was originally a flamenco song about a dancer named Diana. The song was written on the spot at a party in Argentina where Diana was performing. They changed the name to Macarena from Diana to honor the writer’s daughter.

Years later, a DJ took the song and added the keyboard riff and the song took over the world.

 

Ya know…I always thought that dogs laid eggs.

 

I have learned today that we have a new what have you learned today thread.

 

what happens when you google “naked boobies” in one of these states

 

I just browse the pubic hair thread on here when I’m in Utah.

 

TIL I’m not the only one who has a pet peeve about how bad actors are at pretending to drink out of cups in movies/television. Once you notice it then it only gets worse and more obvious in nearly everything you watch. Tosh talks about it in this minute-long clip.

 

that Auburn will always hurt me

 

calm down you’ve just pretended to follow college basketball for like 5 years no need to act like this game hurts

 

you're one dumb son of a bitch

 

Am I allowed to act like college bball is hurting me?

 

yes obviously because i know you didn’t just start following the sport in 2019

 

Bc it def is not I could not care less not mad at all

 

You're team isn't a blue blood, you don't even understand basketball

 

97-80

 

I can't figure out how many teams get a first round bye.

 

hey thanks for flawlessly proving my point