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  1. One Knight

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    Was searching through emails to one of my customers (also a friend), ran across one from before last year's World Cup, he didn't know crap about soccer, wanted me to give him a primer so he could get up to speed on what was happening. Made me chuckle to read it now, and still pretty much accurate today/in hindsight. Spoilered for length
    Here’s your World Cup primer –

    1. our uniforms aren’t great, they were made by Uncle Phil. [edit - I learned to love the Bomb Pops, like all of you]

    2. we are in the group of death, and its very possible that we could lose every game and go out in a ball of flames. One of the teams we play is the team that has knocked us out of the last two world cups (fucking Ghana)

    3. We have to travel the most miles of any fucking team in the entire world cup between our three matches, one of which is played in the middle of the fucking jungle where no one actually lives.

    4. There is 100% certainty that there will be political unrest, riots, and who knows what else while the World Cup is going on. [edit-turned out not too bad, but at the time it looked pretty ugly]

    5. There is almost as much certainty that one or more of the venues will not be done, or will fall down, or will have pieces of the stadium fall down and kill someone. [edit - same as above]

    6. FIFA and the Brazilian government are running ads to discourage child prostitution and keep people from paying children for sex.

    7. Why the fuck do we insist on having these huge athletic/cultural spectacles in the shittiest parts of the world?

    8. The next World Cup is in fucking Russia, same place they just had the Olympics, maybe the buildings will be done by then and there will be stall doors for the toilets.

    9. The 2022 World Cup is in the Middle East, where it gets to 120 degrees during the day and they are making artificial clouds and rain so that people don’t die of heat stroke. Really, you couldn’t make this shit up.

    I’m not bitter, really.
     
  2. Sub-Zero

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    SO the U23 team is about to play Qatar? Thats pretty rich.
     
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  4. enjj

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    Tesho Akindele...thought he declared for the USA?
     
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  6. Fran Tarkenton

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    I dont think he would ever see a world cup for USA - so might as well hope Canada gets lucky

    doesnt Canada world cup qualifying begin soon?
     
  7. enjj

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    Ya the squad was announced today.

    CANADA MNT SQUAD

    GK- Milan Borjan | SRB / Radnički Nis

    GK- Lars Hirschfeld | NOR / Vålerenga

    GK- Kenny Stamatopoulos | SWE / AIK

    D- Nana Attakora | USA / San Antonio Scorpions

    D- Manjrekar James | HUN / Pécsi MFC

    D- Dejan Jakovic | JPN / Shimizu S-Pulse

    D- Ashtone Morgan | CAN / Toronto FC

    D- Karl W. Ouimette | USA / New York Red Bulls

    D/M- David Edgar | ENG / Birmingham City FC (on loan at Huddersfield Town)

    D/M- Nik Ledgerwood | GER / Energie Cottbus

    D/M- Adam Straith | NOR / Fredrikstad FK

    D/M- Maxim Tissot | CAN / Impact de Montréal

    M- Julian De Guzman | CAN / Ottawa Fury FC

    M- Atiba Hutchinson | TUR / Besiktas

    M- Will Johnson | USA / Portland Timbers

    M- Jonathan Osorio | CAN / Toronto FC

    M- Samuel Piette | ESP / Deportivo la Coruña

    M- Russell Teibert | CAN / Vancouver Whitecaps FC

    M/F-Tosaint Ricketts | ISR / Hapoel Haifa

    F- Tesho Akindele | USA / FC Dallas

    F- Randy Edwini-Bonsu | GER / Stuttgarter Kickers

    F- Marcus Haber | ENG / Crewe Alexandra

    F- Cyle Larin | USA / Orlando City SC
     
  8. triceratops

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    Akindele was called into a US Camp and a Canadian Camp last November. He went to the US Camp snubbing Canada, but would have to file a one-time switch to play for the US having been provisionally tied to Canada. He didn't file the switch. Got called in for Canada and accepted. It doesn't appear any call-up to the US was imminent. I like him as a player, but probably a tier below USMNT B Team Level. If he really wants to play internationally Canada is his best bet.
     
  9. enjj

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    He has some potential and was definitely leaning towards USA if he got the call. But he's probably concerned it would have been a one time call up and then he would get passed over, capping him to the U.S.
     
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    De Guzman plays in the NASL now :roll:
     
  11. enjj

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    Was at the Fury game last Friday. He's garbage. And has been for years.
     
  12. PAHokie

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    Is kickoff at 2:30 pm ET today?
     
  13. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    Well with the injury Jones I'd like to see the following starting lineup then bring Yedlin, Mix, Morales and Agudelo on at halftime.

    Guzan
    Chandler - Brooks - Alvarado - Shea
    Beckerman - Williams
    Zardes - Bradley - Fabian
    AJ
     
  14. brobson

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    I could do without seeing Chandler for a little while
     
  15. zeberdee

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    that back 6 is gonna get absolutely abused.
     
  16. Spontaneous Cumbustion

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    We're likely going to get smoked in these two games, I just want to see how the young guys play. Chandler in particular has to step up and take hold of the RB spot because if he doesn't we might be forced to play Fabian back there again which is wasting his offensive talent.
     
  17. Marv

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    Is it not on TV?
     
  18. brobson

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    ESPN
     
  19. Marv

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    DAmn, somehow didnt see that when I tried to DVR this morning
     
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  22. Thoros of Beer

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    wow, solid starting 11 for Ned. Let's try to keep this one close...
     
  23. clemsontyger04

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  24. Walt Disney

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    about to get worked
     
  25. Wicket

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    We suck guys, No need to worry
     
  26. football501

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  27. Fran Tarkenton

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    after reading this sentiment I would've thought you're american
     
  28. Keef

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    At this rate we'll be lucky to get 15% possession
     
  29. Wicket

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    That was already done by spain, just play back and we wont score more than twice
     
  30. football501

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    Then you'll likely win 2-0 :3
     
  31. Wicket

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  32. Handcuffed

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    surprisingly even match so far
     
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    Fuuuuuu Post times two
     
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  35. Wicket

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    Second one was off though
     
  36. Handcuffed

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    god damnit shea
     
  37. football501

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  38. clemsontyger04

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    have to take a better shot there Brek
     
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    jesus Brek
     
  40. Wicket

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  41. Fran Tarkenton

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    some quality finishing on display here
     
  42. Wicket

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    Scratch that
     
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  43. Handcuffed

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    that was an awesome cross and header
     
  44. Corky Bucek

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  45. clemsontyger04

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    and there it is
     
  46. football501

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    That was nice
     
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  49. Fran Tarkenton

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    I miss hearing your voice Ruud
     
  50. zeberdee

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    Zardes' defending on the wings leaves a lot to be desired.
     
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