UCF Thread - President of the Pledges

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the black sword down the center of the helmet too...

 

I love everything and I mean absolutely everything about that combo...




except the mustache

 

Dear baby Jesus let Tulane wear there "angry wave" helmet. It would be nicest looking game of the year.

 

So wait, we are promoting a blackout and the team is actually going to wear all black this time? What a novel idea that is

 

i saw this guy at the Titans vs Jags game last Thursday. Someone needs to make one for MM.

 

I just checked the water cooler for he first time in years. Sub-Zero i don't know how you don't blow your brains out interacting with hose mongoloids.

 

I had to stop even entertaining the idea of going there. It's just potato city.

 

Its amazing how it's the same people making the same threads again and again, having the same arguments over and over for literally years now

 

Seems like every board is like that

 

I'm pretty much coming to a stop at this point. It should change it's name to "UCF Breitbart Forum" or "Racists of UCF".

 

that's probably true

Now on an unrelated note, I think I'm going to go start a new thread asking if people sit or stand when they wipe

 

Big game tonight boys. Go Owls

 

So I've been drinking since 8am and I'm in a pretty good mood. Here is to hoping we see a pretty solid ass kicking tonight

 

I'm hoping this game is put away by the 4th quarter - my shift ends at midnight (local) and I don't want to stay late

 

I guess I missed the memo about everyone skipping this game because there is no one here

 

Uniforms are hawt

 

Well, that was a good offensive start

 

so who would have thought our spring game would have more people than a couple regular season games?

OH AND A FUMBLE!

 

Welp

 

Every terrible running effort is met with a bad pass. Rinse repeat.

Forcing MM into 3rd and forevers is terrible for him.

 

Uni's look great and we look like dogshit

 

How have we ever scored on anyone

 

There isn't a team in college football this OL can block.

 

Statue of Liberty play huh? Think George would have called that in 100 years?

 

Enjoyed that a lot.

 

You have to get creative because the OL can't block straight up. Nice drive and did we just have the one screen pass?

 

my wife and I are like the only ones that jingle keys anymore on kickoffs and I ain't going to stop, come at me

 

I keep waiting to see this Oregon-like play speed and I'm not seeing it.

 

You need a functioning OL for a rhythm.

 

Fair point. This is only the second game I've been able to watch this year.

 

Defense got tired of the offense not scoring in the second half and said fuck it, we'll do it ourselves

 

Wait another season or 2. You have to renege that most of the players we have on this team were recruited by George for the complete opposite style of offense than Frost's

 

Can we let Shaquill play some WR or return kicks or something?

 

I don't understand how we can be so bad at defending the option. We run the option

 

statue of liberty again, I like

 

Only way to run the ball is to Fake out the DL. Not a good thing but I appreciate the creativity

 

I think we will have another AAC D player of the week. Maybe national?

 

Tulane QB should be our player of the game. Dude has given us more production then our own offense

 

Our OL needs A LOT of work this offseason.

 

How many times has our offense even had this ball this half? Like twice?

 

Damn Tulane QB, I'm beginning to feel bad for you

 

The worst part is I'm not even sure why they are throwing still, they have to have like a 5+ yard average per rush against us

 

Brent Key's Offensive line still killing us remember his stupid hashtags on Twitter when he was recruiting these fuck boys.

 

-30 offensive plays
-80 total yards
-7 first downs

Starting QB: 9/20, 85yrds, 0/1

Winning 30-6

What fucked up game this is

 

Good for Holman

 

And Holman squares up for a direct kick to the Tulane's cunt and delivers the blow.