Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. racer

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  2. NoNatty

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    my feelings don’t about your facts.
     
  3. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    What kind of a limp dick brain is like "hmmm I'm just not sure"
     
  4. ned's head

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    There was a day when I laughed at this idea. But now that I've seen it in texas, I know it can happen. Still can't believe it hasn't caused on uproar in the states where it's in place
     
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  5. London Humphreys

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    Okay, so here's what happened. She went to the DMZ, likely as an excursion while on a mission trip to South Korea. She then tried to exaggerate that into a meeting with Un to score foreign policy points and show her "toughness" a la :bobbleresolve:.

    When she got called out, she and her staff determined that acknowledging the lie would look bad to Trump who never backs down, so they went with "I won't speak about any conversations with world leaders." Interpret as "I can neither confirm nor deny."
     
  6. timo

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    re smut flick plots, gotta go with Don on this one.
     
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  7. chuckmasterflex

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    "That's my wife, but don't worry she finds me repulsive. So we can have sex if you like?"
     
  8. ClemPson

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    I really wish someone would leak his internet search history. 100% chance he is into weird shit.
     
  9. Drown ‘Em

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    “Right on the butt.”
     
  10. Josey Wales

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    You can only be present for Michael Bolton banging one of your wives. The second would’ve driven him crazy.
     
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  11. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    basically every person who has ever done a state department or military job in South Korea has done that tour of Panmunjom on the DMZ.
     
  12. ned's head

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    A husband and wife having separate bedrooms eliciting an audible response but not rawdogging a porn star is peak america brain
     
  13. London Humphreys

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    Yes, that is my point. Going to the DMZ is not uncommon. Using it as some strong arm move is unusual and reserved for the likes of Mike Pence and Kristi Noem as far as I can tell.
     
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  14. bro

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  15. bro

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  16. timo

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    Yes, but we all got to meet and bang back a shot of soju with the North Korean leader when we visited, that's the important thing
     
  17. Jimmy the Saint

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    I've toured the Hungarian parliament. Let me tell you about my audience with Viktor Orban.
     
  18. AbeFroman

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    Our dumbfuck governor said in the middle of covid running rampant that an uptick in pornography consumption was one of her biggest concerns.
     
  19. DuffandMuff

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    I toured the DMZ a few years back. May look into running for a local county seat.
     
  20. racer

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    https://www.reddit.com/r/Iowa/s/JpS0ZSzxJf
     
  21. AptosDuck

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    I went to Moscow in 1977 and gave Lenin's corpse the ol' stinkeye
     
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  22. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

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  23. BudKilmer

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    im not sure why this heinous cunt keeps agreeing to interviews but I’m glad she is
     
  24. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    They’re literally wearing shirts that say real men wear diapers because he does. This is a true life cult.
     
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  25. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    God I hope he sticks with Noem. You can just roll grenades down hill at her from all sides and she swallows them whole. What an imposdible dipshit.
     
  26. London Humphreys

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    The most entertaining thing about the last eight years is watching back bench republicans try to act like Trump and get embarrassed every time. The scariest thing about the last eight years is how much traction Trump has had acting like Trump. Quite the conundrum.
     
  27. $P1

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    Shit I've met with dozens of world leaders apparently
     
  28. London Humphreys

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    My only visit to Paris was at the airport connection on a flight to Spain. Was a brief stay, but my meeting with Macron really opened my eyes on foreign policy.
     
  29. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    I'm taking a tour of the DMZ when I'm in Seoul next month. Does this mean I get to share a fine pigeon meal with Big Boy Kim?
     
  30. Where Eagles Dare

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    Kinda shocked there weren't any reports from this from their time in the WH. I know she bounced towards the end, but did she have her own wing with Barron?
     
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  31. fsugrad99

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    [Under breath] Yeah, you lay there ya dead bitch.

    One eye shoots open.
     
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  32. zeberdee

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    the fact that she's getting roasted by Fox and Newsmax hosts leads me to believe her window has closed.
     
  33. El Tiburon

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    I’m pretty sure the White House has separate sleeping quarters for the president and First Lady. Which presidents actually slept apart from their wives regularly, however, is something I’d be curious to know.
     
  34. Jax Teller

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    Yea I know numerous people that were stationed near the DMZ. Guess they can all say that they met Kim too.
     
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  35. bro

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    Trump got that dog story, knew she could never be VP because of it, and gave his media pals the marching orders
     
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  36. GrizzliesDrew

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    I bet it happens a bunch when he's working late and she just wants to go to sleep.
     
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  37. London Humphreys

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    Exactly.

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  38. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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    Yeah, she's nuked her chances and even Trump can see which way the wind is blowing with this.
     
  39. afb

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    I’m not a lawyer but him posting it and it getting screen shotted still gets his message out there as he intended
     
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  40. fattus

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    I hear the snow coffee is outstanding.
     
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  41. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    Yet republicans voters are 50/50 on dog killing despite the media machine shitting on her. Just incredible how delusional people are now. If they are pro trump, they can say and do whatever.
     
  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    How many republicans would shoot their beloved puppy directly in the face simply because a liberal somewhere said that's wrong?
     
  43. Jimmy the Saint

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    Too many
     
  44. ned's head

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    Maybe I heard this before and burned it from memory, but my god at a porn star you just fucked reminding you of your daughter

     
  45. Lyrtch

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    It was his go to compliment for women forever
     
  46. Jimmy the Saint

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    Do we know which daughter he's referring to there?

    jk, we know it's obviously not Tiffany
     
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  47. HowdyHorns

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    You have to kill a cricket first
     
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  48. Can I Spliff it

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