Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. steamengine

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  2. The B1G Kucktis

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  3. Can I Spliff it

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  4. London Humphreys

    London Humphreys The next Julian Edelman, obviously.
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    And trump met with orban this week.
     
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  5. Lyrtch

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    Don't care what thread this is but I hate so much that we have nuclear powers trying to get the last word like a couple of posters arguing
     
  6. Daniel Ocean

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  7. EdmondDantes

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  8. Lyrtch

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    Are we posting this unironically
     
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  9. Can I Spliff it

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  10. devine

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    Trump doesn’t pay anyone for anything
     
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  11. herb.burdette

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    Except Stormy Daniels
     
  12. WhiskeyDelta

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    Allegedly
     
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  13. HoosDaMan

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    I’ve never watched Stephen A Smith once(deliberately set out to watch his show), even when he had his original dipshit sidekick. Hannity’s buddy out here pushing this narrative.

     
  14. Josey Wales

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    Not commenting on the clip or sentiment he’s expressing. Stephen A definitely doesn’t like Trump though.
     
  15. steamengine

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    I mean, I know one felon, and he claimed he’s a lifelong democrat but a trump guy now because of this very argument so it isn’t crazy.

    I just told him I guess it’s a good thing you can’t vote then.
     
  16. Hoss Bonaventure

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    Trump is being “harassed” by the judicial system because of all the crimes he’s committed. Black people are harassed for crimes they didn’t commit because of their race. Same thing I guess.
     
  17. steamengine

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    I’m not saying it makes sense just that it’s definitely a thing.
     
  18. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    I’ve seen enough AI images to know that black peoples love Donald trump
     
  19. HoosDaMan

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    He’s a Both Sides guy and Hannity’s buddy.
     
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  20. HoosDaMan

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    Well, your anecdote certainly supports it. Election results do not.
     
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  21. steamengine

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    I’ve seen the polls
     
  22. chuckmasterflex

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    Trump is all about the grind
     
  23. MORBO!

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    He obviously just had someone handling that shit for him. He wasn’t standing in line filling out a deposit slip.

    That said, he will absolutely care about a $1,000 fine mostly because he’ll feel it’s an injustice.
     
  24. Tommy Jefferson

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    I don’t think the judge expects a $1,000 to actually stop him from doing it. It’s about getting the punishment on to the record. Having multiple gag order violations on the record will play in to sentencing judgements if found guilty. If he’s fined a million dollars for each, that’s going to cause problems related to unprecedented actions by the judge. (Obviously this is an unprecedented situation but I think the judge is appropriately trying to keep things as vanilla as possible)
     
  25. Lyrtch

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    Why can't this guy stay awake
     
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  26. Bruce Wayne

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    Low energy Don
     
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  27. Redav

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    I would definitely fall asleep in court. However I don't make a habit of derogatorily calling other people "sleepy."
     
  28. elfrid

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    is this what “tired of winning” looks like?
     
  29. Beeds07

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    As a black man, I also identify with Trump. No, I’ve never had a mugshot taken, but I do go home and shit on a solid gold toilet.

    Stephen A, welcome to the house negro brigade.
     
  30. Redav

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    Last time I saw like 90% of African Americans think Trump is a racist so I'm guessing most do not relate to him
     
  31. DuffandMuff

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    I spent 7 full days in federal court earlier this year and didn’t fall asleep once. However, I’m not a sloppy, out of shape, low-T, tub of lard either.
     
  32. GrizzliesDrew

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    I am, but I can still stay awake.
     
  33. Redav

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    I get sleepy at work meetings, at my desk in my office and generally anywhere something boring is happening.

    My body is like "yeah nothing interesting is happening, lets fast-forward through this."
     
  34. Jimmy the Saint

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    Donny boy continuing to fall asleep in court everyday could be some great material for advertisements but I expect Dems to squander that opportunity.
     
  35. Tommy Jefferson

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    Hopefully that court reporter is sketching in some zzz’s floating from his head, or dream bubbles of sheep jumping over a fence
     
  36. Lyrtch

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    the only place I hit this is at church

    I just immediately start yawning. I slept through a 2 hour service at the Vatican the pope did. I might be the antichrist.
     
  37. seanofthedead86

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  38. Redav

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    The worst was having to go to classes for random bullshit training at work and fighting falling asleep with like 4 other people in the room and knowing the guy teaching the class.
     
  39. BudKilmer

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    I mean how hard is it for @JoeBiden or @Potus to say “Don puts the low t in trump. Sad!”

    I am now a political consultant, give me 250k @democrats
     
  40. WC

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    There’s a Biden tweet about him sleeping on this very page
     
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  41. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    But you’re still gonna pay BudKilmer, right?
     
  42. WC

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    Of course. The entire point of hiring a consultant is to support a decision that’s already been made.
     
  43. Roy Kent

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    Somebody lit themselves on fire right outside the courthouse.
     
  44. joe-

    joe- yesterday is a hard word for me
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  45. Redav

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    Self immolation is all the rage now
     
  46. MORBO!

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  47. Redav

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    Oh god do not watch the video in the tweet. Fuck
     
  48. GrizzliesDrew

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