Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Good question ---> On my work computer, but could someone use the AI song generator with these keywords:
    a piano ballad in the key of Bb written about anything being possible with a woman's voice
     
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  2. timo

    timo g'day, mate
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    Also, I have a morbid curiosity to hear what she came up with for a chorus and bridge.

    Like, I want to hear her voice try to sing over a Cmi or something
     
  3. orangebl00d

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    Did the same water fuck up his voice and make him sound like he’s on a death bed?
     
  4. chuckmasterflex

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    I went to YouTube to see if the rest was on there and have returned with this banger
     
  5. El Tiburon

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    Fuck her! Just for bringing that here I hope her next cover is Rocky Top and they blast it at Neyland for every game.
     
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  6. skeezy

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    No
     
  7. Redav

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    Lara Trump singing Florida's fight song. smh
     
  8. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    Chic fil a is still closed on Sundays you heartless bastard
     
  9. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Chick*

    Don't let wokeness take out the K
     
  10. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Didn’t know this country had the ability to do the right thing!
     
  11. Truman

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    The right thing would have been not to imprison her. But we'll take small wins.
     
  12. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    It’s America and she is black. This is a gigantic win.
     
  13. EdmondDantes

    EdmondDantes Both winner in league and apparently at life, haha
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    Lara Trump to her plastic surgeon:

    "Give me this:
    [​IMG] "

    "Say no more fam"
     
  14. Truman

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    I was trying place what made her face look so fucked up and couldn’t. This is exactly it !
     
  15. NilesIrish

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    They must have one surgeon that does all of their faces.

    Loomer is the beta tester.
     
  16. gilstein21

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    Is her face stuck?
     
  17. *DIESEL*

    *DIESEL* Half man, half amazing
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  18. BellottiBold

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  19. gilstein21

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    It’s a staged photo, but who the fuck says, ya that’s the one; it’s perfect. Belongs on a blooper reel
     
  20. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I used to have this joke in my clubbing days that women were horrible friends because they never tell their besties “eww, don’t wear that!” We had a friend with zero style and he had to clear what to wear before we would go out. This picture reminds me of that.
     
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  21. Daniel Ocean

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    CK all day baby
     
  22. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Pure nightmare fuel
     
  23. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    This is all garbage, but imagine they played this card on a same, young candidate. Luckily they are wasting their card on an old, worthless scumbag.

    To add: This is why it’s so important to beat it.
     
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  24. ned's head

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    I hope everyone is sitting down. Turns out republicans are dumb as shit

     
  25. dblplay1212

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    Soooo Obama 2024?
     
  26. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    Get ready to start defending your ass off on this one.
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    Not arguing his presidency, just saying if he was eligible, he'd be on his 4th term and going into his 5th.
     
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  28. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I know what you mean and I’m not saying I disagree. I’m saying there are going to be people who REALLY disagree with your choice.
     
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  29. Name P. Redacted

    Name P. Redacted I have no money and I'm also gay
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  30. CaneKnight

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    CORRECT
     
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  31. BudKilmer

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    Same people will then vote for man of Christ, Donald Trump.
     
  32. CaneKnight

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    God, that would be so fucking cool if Biden actually did commit a direct assault on American Christianity
     
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  33. Redav

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    Obama would be good in that he's an elite politician and would prob over perform in tons of places.

    He was somewhat disappointing as a president though in retrospect
     
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  34. NilesIrish

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    I wondered why my buddy's uncle who has completely lost it was spazzing about "the left" attacking God, turns out it's this.
     
  35. BellottiBold

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    "Outrageously evil" to do some random other thing on easter... lol stfu fucking bitch
     
  36. The Banks

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    Surely Muslims are equally pissed that this is during Ramadan.
     
  37. PeterGriffin

    PeterGriffin Iced and/or sweet tea is for dirty rednecks.
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    I just read some shit that I’m glad Trump’s team didn’t see because he would’ve 100% done it:

    Staged death yesterday with a resurrection on Sunday.
     
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  38. ned's head

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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    I’d like to know who would argue trump over Obama
     
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  40. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    In this thread? I’m sure it’ll happen.
     
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  41. BudKilmer

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    Child poverty also costs us more than what it would cost to feed kids but that is beside the point. Fuck to hell anyone who brags about not feeding kids
     
  42. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint The future is a benevolent black hole
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    It seems like one of the few things that should be bipartisan no matter what. Ah well nevertheless.
     
  43. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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  44. beerme

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    they should’ve been more responsible with their money though
     
  45. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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