Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. DirtBall

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    Does he even know how to drive a car?
     
  2. steamengine

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    How inspiring

     
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  3. Mister Me Too

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    Does this look like a person who can’t drive?

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  4. BudKilmer

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    The Jon Naughton Trump and Melania on a motorcycle is the most unironically hilarious piece of art ever conceived
     
  5. Beeds07

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    If he makes it to debates, I’m taking the next day off and playing the woke drinking game. RIP y’all.
     
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  6. steamengine

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    The leather helmet football playing trump has to be up there too
     
  7. THEBLUERAIDER

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    Dave Ramsey has tricked millions of people into thinking they are going to be millionaires one day.
     
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  8. Mister Me Too

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    You after DeSantis opening statement

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  9. Can I Spliff it

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  10. Jimmy the Saint

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    Periodic reminder that Dave Ramsey is an incredible piece of shit and doesn't get reviled anywhere near enough.
     
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  11. Mister Me Too

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    This whole controversy is comical to me because when AOC mentioned that she feared for her life during J6 she was deemed to be hysterical and exaggerating. When Marge was banging on AOC’s office door AOC was again hysterical and exaggerating what happened. Yet in this case the same people that called AOC all kinds of names are now defending Marge.

    Also, democrats need to stop pretending that republicans are their friends, Bowman was essentially having a playful back and forth with Marge that she had no problem weaponizing.
     
  12. afb

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    me: oh this should be good

    *watches other crowd members cheer on marjorie for being a dipshit*

    me: oh
     
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  13. Handcuffed

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  14. Truman

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    This is actually what grooming looks like.

     
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  15. Prospector

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  16. Hank Scorpio

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    They were VERY excited to clap at how wrong it was for the black man to stand up to her.
     
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  17. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Saw this today.. hope it's owner is killed by a shark. Or gator I suppose.

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  18. VaxRule

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    The kids are not alright.
     
  19. Hank Scorpio

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    I prefer this version (and seller)

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  20. Boyd Crowder

    Boyd Crowder Stealin' money and blowin' shit up
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  21. BudKilmer

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    Dave Ramsey being sued into poverty would make me cum gallons
     
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  22. a.tramp

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    I can’t believe that actual adults say “woke mind virus,” let alone leaders and even “presidential candidates.”
     
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  23. Illinihockey

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    hed declare bankruptcy.
     
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  24. Prospector

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    Again
     
  25. Prospector

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  26. steamengine

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    It’s fun you should try it!
     
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  27. herb.burdette

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    I may declare for President, then grift into retirement.
     
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  28. herb.burdette

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    I wonder why Trump has not thought of selling Trump-branded bibles.
     
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  29. chuckmasterflex

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  30. drewru

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    That poor kid…also fuck that kid.
     
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  31. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    I prefer the official flag of the University of Florida.

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  32. Hank Scorpio

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    Father's Day is right around the corner...

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  33. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    Texas is a failed state
     
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  34. Can I Spliff it

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  35. chuckmasterflex

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    Damn girl you a mess
     
  36. DirtBall

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    By far the least funny Veep character
     
  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. BellottiBold

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    Wtf is newsnation
     
  39. Prospector

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  40. BudKilmer

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  41. Redav

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    Looks like a frog
     
  42. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Precisely.

    Drives me insane everyday how people pretend any of this shit is new. Same as it's always been. Your shitty republican friends, family and neighbors have always believed this evil nonsense
     
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  43. IV

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    thats true to an extent, but I vividly remember my father explaining to me the importance of the two party system and how even if he didn’t agree with democrats on everything it was important that they represented different viewpoints and that sometimes those viewpoints resulted in good policies or better long term outcomes than Republican policies would have

    He would never say anything like that today, Democrats are the enemy
     
  44. Can I Spliff it

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    Yeah now you have nancy pelosi being that cordial about the GOP
     
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  45. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Yes, I agree that racist, homo/trans/islamophobic people who hate poor people and democracy used to be a little more cordial about it

    Democrats were republicans back then.
     
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  46. Can I Spliff it

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  47. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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