Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. jimmy butler stan account

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  2. Bill the Butcher

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    You know whats really weird? There are all these unnamed sources reporting the crazy things Trumps does. Then, when he is out of the country and the media cant fabricate stories (Did we ever get that evidence he called Comey a nutjob) the foreign media talks about how great Trump is and we dont get fake news. Weird. Has anyone in the US covered the Trump women talking about giving women freedom in SA?
     
  3. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Media company run by self proclaimed "performance artist" reportedly gets WH press credentials.

    Now we can really get answers to the pressing issues of chemtrails and gay frogs and people that smell like sulfur. The globalist cuck msm is running scared.
     
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  4. Joe_Pesci

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    jerome corsi is like king of the jabronis too
     
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  5. GrizzliesDrew

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    This is the worst decision this presidency has made. And that is saying a lot.
     
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    If Spicer was cool, he'd answer every Infowars question with "sorry I had a big bowl of chili this morning and can't remember"
     
  7. afb

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  8. Tobias

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    naming a foreign agent/possible traitor to the nsc or naming a proud and transparent racist to head up the doj were probably worse decisions
     
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  9. afb

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    H and E arent even next to each other...
     
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  10. Iron Mickey

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    so fucking stupid
     
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  11. Joe_Pesci

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    are you seriously praising the integrity of saudi arabia's press?
     
  12. Crepeswithasmile

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    you mean at the meeting/conference/whatever in SA that women reporters were not allowed to attend?
     
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  13. Redav

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    Everyone knows you can't make things up when people are out of town.
     
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  15. Iron Mickey

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    "the Trump women"

    I love how the POTUS has a cabal of affiliated females that are relevant somehow
     
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  16. Drew Swinney Esq

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    You know another thing? There wasn't even a hint of protest towards Trump in SA. Wow, talk about people that know how to show respect. Even if they disagree with him on something they just politely keep it to themselves. Really makes you think.
     
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  17. HoosDaMan

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    He's going to want to visit more of these dictatorships and kingdoms the way they fawn over him and with the way the press is treated. Surprised he didn't break out the sticks in Saudi Arabia. I assume they have a nice course or two.
     
  18. Name P. Redacted

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    Did you see how they respected the President's hands? That orb just really made them seem hyuge.
     
  19. daddy fat sacks

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    That's not how the western wall or Judaism works. No hell for the Jews, dude.
     
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  20. Prospector

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    wish I was confident they didn't already get rid of most of their data
     
  21. Taco Sa1ad

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    InfoWars got a day press pass. High school kids can get day press passes to the White House. Not a big deal at all.
     
  22. Crepeswithasmile

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  23. slogan119

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    Not enough energy
     
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  24. Mister Me Too

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    Do you need proof when the WH confirmed it?
     
  25. Prospector

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    Escalating probes rattle Trump and his aides

    While Trump’s foreign trip may lift his spirits, the president can’t escape the intensifying investigations he’s facing at home.
    By Josh Dawsey

    05/22/2017 05:05 AM EDT

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    Several White House officials said they now wish President Donald Trump stay gone even longer in hopes things cool off in Washington while he’s away. | Getty
    President Donald Trump seemed rattled before he left Washington on Friday afternoon, two people who spoke with him last week said, as he wondered aloud how much investigations into Russia’s involvement in the 2016 election might damage his presidency.

    One adviser said Trump remarked in a conversation last week that he felt that “there are a lot of people out to get him,” musing that he should not have attacked the intelligence community so vociferously. An administration official who spoke to the president said he “seemed down more than angry,” even though Trump defiantly tweeted that he was facing a “witch hunt.”

    By the time Trump arrived in Saudi Arabia on his first foreign trip as president, his mood seemed to be looking up. He praised his accommodations, was offered his favorite delicacy — steak with ketchup — had a gold medallion bestowed on him while receiving the country’s highest honor, and danced amid sword performers at a gala.

    “You are a unique personality that is capable of doing the impossible,” Egyptian President Abdel Fattah el-Sisi, in Saudi Arabia for a summit on fighting terrorism, told the U.S. leader on Sunday.

    “I agree,” Trump replied.

    “They should just get all the info out. If you’re taking them at their word, what’s the harm in it? Release all the memos,” Fitton said. “Release all the information they have on Russia. Release everything.”

    Trump, a famed homebody who prefers staying in places where his name is emblazoned in gold on the door, had complained about the length of the foreign trip. But several White House officials said they now wish he’d stay gone even longer in hopes that things would cool off in Washington while he’s away.

    The president’s problems have been exacerbated at times by his own actions, such as contradicting the White House line on his reasons for firing Comey and making damaging revelations to top Russian officials to the Oval Office. White House officials said they don’t know what will happen next and, like Trump, fear a continued stream of leaks and negative revelations.

    Others don’t think Trump can keep up the discipline he showed on the first days of his trip.

    “You’re going to see someone who goes through these temporary periods of behaving like a good boy after his wrists have been slapped,” said Tim O’Brien, a Trump biographer who has chronicled the president for decades. “He’s going to keep meddling, even if he doesn’t understand the profound consequences. He’s impossible to keep on script.”
     
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  26. VaxRule

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    Converting to Judaism just to get out of going to hell? Smh, Trump
     
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  27. Menelaus

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    You should all watch "Get Me Roger Stone" on Netflix. It's as entertaining as it is depressing.
     
  28. Redav

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    In my list. It good?
     
  29. Menelaus

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    Yeah really good. It's amazing how big of a piece of shit he is. Like almost impressive how little he cares about anything.
     
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  30. jorge

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    I can be sad that people like this buy into the rhetoric and still think this guy is a POS. Those emotions aren't mutually exclusive. Even the guy in the video expressed sympathy for the man in the wheel chair. That had a big effect on how I viewed the events.
     
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  31. blotter

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    did you spot Carter Page human unicorn in this scene?

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  32. Redav

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    Seems like a bad idea to do a documentary when you're the subject of an FBI investigation.
     
  33. joe-

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    http://www.theonion.com/trumpdocuments

    The Onion just released 700 pages of Trump leaks
    Leaks have always been a part of American politics, but they’ve become an increasingly essential part of the way we get news about the Trump administration. They’re a function of government employees exasperated by the Trump team’s woeful incompetence as well as the antagonistic attitude of Sean Spicer, Steve Bannon, and Kellyanne Conway toward the public’s right to information. If you ask Fox News, of course, leaks are the only story that matter—much more important than the information actually being leaked. We’re increasingly used to poring over uploaded PDFs of confidential documents, scouring them for any mention of, say, a presidential candidate hiring Russian sex workers to piss on a bed for him.

    Our colleagues at The Onion have taken on this burgeoning evolution in media consumption with a characteristically absurdist 700-page leak called The Trump Documents. The mixture of internal memos, emails, and scanned documents is organized by by figures and organizations—Reince Priebus, Jared Kushner, the EPA—but, really, your best bet is to just pick something and get lost in it. (Okay, one pointer: Make time for the Homeland Security Presentation On Reinstating Torture, which is much more Lovecraftian than you’re probably expecting.)
     
  34. Name P. Redacted

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    What if the documentary was just a cover for the FBI
     
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  35. LetItSoak

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  36. Menelaus

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    It's unbelievable how little he cares about that. His history of sketchiness in DC is mindblowing.
     
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  38. LuPoor

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    I have a lot of mixed feelings on this story
     
  39. Redav

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    This story would make our right posters' heads explode.
     
  40. Iron Mickey

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    Florida is a weird place.
     
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  42. Mister Me Too

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    Religion of peace my ass, turns a perfectly good Nazi into a murdering Muslim.
     
  43. Petito

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    He doesn't care at all. His attitude is like "I was doing the job I was hired to do, I don't care if it resulted in getting a piece of shit elected"
     
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    "Crazy asshole does crazy asshole shit"
     
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  47. Joe_Pesci

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    the email from eric trump to dad about getting permission to watch for UFOs from the roof of the pentagon was pretty good
     
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  48. Iron Mickey

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    que