Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. New user

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    This motherfucker must watch like twice as much tv per day as the average working american.
     
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  2. prerecordedlive

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    It’s a safe bet to say if he’s not being followed by a camera, he’s watching TV.
     
  3. Lip

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    https://www.washingtonpost.com/life..._term=.661008949a61&wpisrc=nl_lclheads&wpmm=1

    “One exception: Kellyanne Conway, who is charming, outgoing and, from several accounts, fun to be around. Trump’s victorious campaign manager and now ubiquitous talking head is one of the few White House officials regularly spotted at Washington parties. Last year, she attended the Gridiron Club dinner, receptions at the British, French and Kuwaiti embassies, Weymouth’s Hamptons bash and other exclusive A-list gatherings.”

    I’ve heard this from friends as well. I can’t decide if it makes me tolerate her more as one of the only normal ones in the admin or just despise her for being a soulless mercenary.
     
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  4. NoNatty

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    A question I’ve pondered lately: do you think trump just blatantly lies and is a huge hypocrite intentionally or do you think he actually believes all of his bullshit?

    I used to believe the former, now I’m starting to think the latter.
     
  5. Matt Foley

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    He definitely believes it. He lives in an alternate reality.
     
  6. Where Eagles Dare

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    Claims he Doesn't watch T.V.

    Constantly quoted T.V.
    :dubioustrump:
     
  7. cutig

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    He believes it.
     
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  8. Keef

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    And fires anyone in his inner circle who challenges his own confirmation of this alternate reality.
     
  9. CaneKnight

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    Plays into right wing white persecution complex
     
  10. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    the real reason these church shootings have happened is that they stopped allowing god in church
     
  11. Redav

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    How does he remember the quotes that well. That's three tweets worth.
     
  12. Arkadin

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    20-30 minutes between tweets while a secret service agents rewinds and hits play two words at a time
     
  13. ohhaithur

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    It's a banana Michael, how much could it cost? $10?
     
  14. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it
     
  15. Jax Teller

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    Nashville says fuck Atlanta.
     
  16. NilesIrish

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  17. Crepeswithasmile

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  18. Crepeswithasmile

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    i'm sure this adviser is devastated :meh:

     
  19. PolyForce

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    Read “The Truth About Trump” by D’Antonio. Provides an interesting deep dive into the history and development of his profound mental illness.
     
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  20. Jimmy McGill

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    Didn't you know the president isn't taking his $400k yearly salary? They're totally not grifting the country at every turn.
     
  21. The Blackfish

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    Mix Your like of this post was my 20,000th TMB "like"

    I would like to thank you and many others for helping me reach this milestone.

    But the real thanks goes to the President for being an utter and complete moron.
     
  22. prerecordedlive

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    Grinding for that ratio. I like it.

    Everyone knows we’re not actually here to affect positive change. We’re here for the layups.
     
  23. Sub-Zero

    Sub-Zero ALL THE TOSTITOS!!!
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    All of us trafficking in Likes due to this "administration"....

    [​IMG]
     
  24. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    It’s basically the new meme thread.
     
  25. The Blackfish

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    Yep this checks out.
     
  26. citrodong

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    When your president is a meme the presidency thread becomes the meme thread by default.
     
  27. PeterGriffin

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    I used to fight for a measly 1:1 message:like ratio. Thanks to the Trumpocalypse thread, I have upped my game and am approaching a 2:1 ratio and things are looking up. THANKS TRUMPOCALYPSE THREAD!
     
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  28. tmbrules

    tmbrules Make America Great Again!
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  29. Andy Reocho

    Andy Reocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Says the guy posting/reading the same exact message board.
     
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  30. Crepeswithasmile

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    you should also get out more, preferably into the middle of a busy intersection.
     
  31. Lyrtch

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    this is fake news

    redav is a low energy poster, sad
     
  32. Mister Me Too

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    Sadly he’s right, at least as it pertains to the older generations as it seems millennials of all ethnicity Hispanics tend to be very religious and very socially conservative, if the GOP actually tried to reach out they would have success. This just goes to show how fortunate we are that these people are so incompetent.
     
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  33. Crepeswithasmile

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  34. bertwing

    bertwing check out the nametag grandma
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    Fyi most of my likes came from photoshopping dicks and dildos into users photos so I totally don't need to get out more
     
  35. Bruce Wayne

    Bruce Wayne Billionaire Playboy
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    Is he the guy that 60 Minutes did a big piece on a few months ago?
     
  36. chuckmasterflex

    chuckmasterflex Attack and dethrone God
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  37. Lyrtch

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    guys theres nothing to worry about, lets just ignore this generational spike

     
  38. NoNatty

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    yes. Credited with using Facebook and social media to win the election. In other words, Trump plans on using Russian influence again in 2020.
     
  39. Sub-Zero

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    but not as sophisticated
     
  40. Crepeswithasmile

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