Trumpocalypse: No hanky/lanky

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  1. TJBIV8

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    It’s an interesting question. I’ve never read even a piece of the Quran, but smart people who have argue its a much more inherently violent text, than say the Bible. Evidently, you have to take “liberal” interpretations of the text to get any sort of “personal jihad” message.
     
  2. LetItSoak

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    Cite?
    http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-e...han-quran-text-analysis-reveals-a6863381.html

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=124494788
     
  3. VaxRule

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    This is a particularly violent and disturbing passage:
    If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
     
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  4. Blu Tang Clan

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    If there’s anything that Dexter taught me, it’s that the Bible is plenty fucked up. That Colin Hanks was crazy.
     
  5. Lyrtch

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    7 year old account only post hmmm
     
  6. Tobias

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    a) please get an avatar
    b) who do you root for
    c) what inspired you to make your only post since 2010
     
  7. Bruce Wayne

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    I’m glad we’re stuck with this asshole for the next 30 years
     
  8. afb

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    what a stupid fucking question

    do better
     
  9. BWC

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    There's that inner piece of shit we all know and love
     
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  10. TJBIV8

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    Thanks for the links. I will read tonight. I posted that knowing I’d get some

    On my phone, will read later. Posted because I was wanting some readings that might dispel that assertion. I will “cite” what I’ve read too.
     
  11. chuckmasterflex

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  12. Redav

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    I remember Nelson defending his nomination
     
  13. Where Eagles Dare

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    .
     
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  14. Where Eagles Dare

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    After reading the article....That some bullshit click bait.

    His "personal" was done in training session.

    Not exactly putting out fake fear mongering videos
     
  15. TJBIV8

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    I think it is more of an overall message thing.
     
  16. VaxRule

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    “If there is a betrothed virgin, and a man meets her in the city and lies with her, then you shall bring them both out to the gate of that city, and you shall stone them to death with stones, the young woman because she did not cry for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbor's wife. So you shall purge the evil from your midst.”

    Just some really sick shit in that book, imo
     
  17. TJBIV8

    TJBIV8 New Member

    Agreed
     
  18. yaywaffles

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  19. TJBIV8

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    1. Will do, y’all will like it.
    2. Bama, Tiger Woods, myself
    3. Boredom. And I wanted someone to take some time and talk me out of the Quran being a more violent text.
     
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  20. Lyrtch

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    i'm sorry we've reached our quota of Bama fans

    will add you to the wait list
     
  21. BellottiBold

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    I want to watch as SHS trips and stumbles into a jet turbine
     
  22. TJBIV8

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    Even if I personally know Will Foy?
     
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  23. Equinsu ocha

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    Yeah the bible is just as bad people just brush over those parts.
     
  24. NilesIrish

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    lololololol.
     
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  25. NilesIrish

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    It's not meant literally bub.
     
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  26. Redav

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    Lately YouTube has been suggesting that I watch random household objects smashed by a hydraulic press. I watched pennies today...

    :dubioustrump:
     
  27. NCHusker

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    The parts that line up with my world view are literal but none of the other parts are
     
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  28. NCHusker

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    Hydraulic press channel is a gem
     
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  29. Arkadin

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    seriously, not literally seriously, but literally

    i think
     
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  30. The Banks

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    Man, dome foam is a piece of shit.
     
  31. afb

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  32. bro

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    absolute moron is acting moronic. SHOCKING
     
  33. Duck70

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    It fucking amazes me how dumb people. People were crying about Obama's 'fake' unemployment rate at like 4.9% and were claiming it was actually like 11%. Now those same fucking idiots believe those numbers and think that the unemployment rate is actually 4.9%.

    Thinking rationally (an oxymoron with Trumptards, I know) that would mean that like 35+ million people got jobs under trump that were previously unemployed ---OR--- maybe idiots were being fed a load of horseshit from Fox News. I guess we will never which one it is.
     
  34. Joe_Pesci

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    sean hannity is now including barack obama among the people who paid for the trump dossier. i kind of want trump to repeat this for some reason :popcorn:
     
  35. Duck70

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    He will
     
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  36. pez

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    He already said the obama campaign paid fusion gps. He tweeted that the other day.
     
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  37. Sam Elliott

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    The math being calculated to find revenue to support the corporate tax cut as deficit neutral is :laugh:

     
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  38. Equinsu ocha

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    Very republican of them to just push the issue down the road.
     
  39. IanBoyd

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  40. Lemmy Caution

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    I challenge you to prove either of these statements.
     
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  41. GrizzliesDrew

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    Ari Melber just twisted the knife on Zuckerberg. Will post video when I see it.

    Just a part of it....

     
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  42. Lyrtch

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  43. Lyrtch

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    ACA repeal but for your taxes

     
  44. Where Eagles Dare

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    Lmao

    They fail so badly at fiscal conservatives
     
  45. OHW

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    no they don't

    They sell "fiscal conservatism" to mindless ideologues like Moxin24 and Rabid, but their intentions are always to steal from the middle class and give to the wealthy. That's all it is.
     
  46. Lyrtch

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    which this bill explicitly was written to do

    but its falling apart

    so we'll see

    I guarantee the wealthy get cuts no matter what
     
  47. aisle seven

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    In Trumpese this means "I'm guilty as sin and I know evidence confirming it will be released shortly."
     
  48. Shookup

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    1800 pages of full-blown TDS. It's a goddamn beautiful thing to peruse (briefly). This man has a unique ability to inflame the easily triggered. You can't pay for this kind of entertainment.

    Has Trump been impeached yet? Any day now, amirite? You know what makes me really fucking happy? Regardless of what happens to Donald J. Trump we are going to get several lovely decades of Neal Gorsuch on the SC. Makes me hot and bothered just thinking about it. Not to mention all the conservative judges presently making their way to Federal Courts across this great land. Coupled with the stranglehold we have on state government we are going to ram some good ole conservative shit down your snowflake throats even if you execute Trump in the middle of the national mall at high noon.

    Feel free to ignore this small interruption. I'm loving all the TDS. Also, really like that you guys are showing some love to Islam - let's keep it up. I don't know about you but when I walk outside my door the first thing I look for are Islamophobes. Those fuckers are dangerous!
     
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