TMB Hardknocks - Rampant Cheating and Collusion

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  1. TLAU

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    central
     
    #51 TLAU, Apr 9, 2015
  2. ukcats8

    ukcats8 smugapari
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    Okay, I'll try to make that work. I'll probably be on a little earlier than that, so shoot me an invite whenever you're ready.
     
    #52 ukcats8, Apr 9, 2015
  3. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse Did I invent hip-hop? No, but I was there.
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    Nope. I have a trophy as well.
     
    #53 UncleJesse, Apr 9, 2015
  4. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    [​IMG]
     
    #54 Nelson, Apr 9, 2015
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  5. InZahnWeTrust

    InZahnWeTrust Well-Known Member
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    Back to back NFC south champion checking in
     
    #55 InZahnWeTrust, Apr 9, 2015
  6. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    was it hard to admit you don't have any super bowl rings or nah
     
    #56 Nelson, Apr 9, 2015
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  7. Crepeswithasmile

    Crepeswithasmile Well-Known Member
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    :loldog: the only rings the lanks have are the lipstick rings they leave on each others pee pees at night.
     
    #57 Crepeswithasmile, Apr 9, 2015
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  8. TLAU

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    I live in Texas and he lives in Alabama. The logistics of us traveling that far on a daily basis for fellatio just doesn't make financial or practical sense enough to justify the homo-incest smug reward. It also wouldn't allow for time to play league games, unless playing while being fellated - which would take considerable planning in matchups and could pose scheduling conflicts with other owners. So don't ever say we don't make sacrifices for the betterment of the league. We do.
     
    #58 TLAU, Apr 9, 2015
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  9. Bruns

    Bruns I-O-W-A

    Idk if that 49ers team can be beat. 99 run block rating across the line. They beat the 3rd best team in the league by like what? 70 points?!
     
    #59 Bruns, Apr 9, 2015
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  10. TLAU

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    I was down 7 at the end of the 3rd when I played him. Run defense has to be on point and QB play has to be pretty much flawless.
     
    #60 TLAU, Apr 9, 2015
  11. CF3234

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    #61 CF3234, Apr 9, 2015
  12. Crepeswithasmile

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    just giving you shit, but i appreciate the detailed rebuttal all the same.
     
    #62 Crepeswithasmile, Apr 9, 2015
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  13. GBG_24

    GBG_24 Y'all ready to smash some fruit?!?
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    #63 GBG_24, Apr 9, 2015
  14. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    :golfclap:
     
    #64 Buster Mahomes, Apr 9, 2015
  15. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    my bad. that should work for me
     
    #65 CF3234, Apr 9, 2015
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  16. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    impressively done
     
    #66 Nelson, Apr 9, 2015
  17. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Think I'm gonna retire
     
    #67 dump, Apr 9, 2015
  18. InZahnWeTrust

    InZahnWeTrust Well-Known Member
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    Quitters gon quit
     
    #68 InZahnWeTrust, Apr 9, 2015
  19. Doug

    Doug Skeptical Doug-o
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    Changed my username on here, can i get an op updated
     
    #69 Doug, Apr 9, 2015
  20. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    this would confuse the fuck out of me.

    It ended up being a blessing in disguise. Pumped that TLAU has to deal with this shit
    :fuckyeah:
     
    #70 Nelson, Apr 9, 2015
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  21. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    where do I go to collect on my bet?
     
    #71 Nelson, Apr 9, 2015
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  22. Crepeswithasmile

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    [​IMG]
     
    #72 Crepeswithasmile, Apr 9, 2015
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  23. TLAU

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    not sure if you can even call it retiring when you only played like 5 games. you were basically contract labor to keep the Vikings from being a computer team in playoff contention. Which we are glad you could do bad enough to not have them threatening this year.
     
    #73 TLAU, Apr 9, 2015
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  24. UnicornDickslam

    UnicornDickslam Yabish
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    Wow all that chirping for nothing
     
    #74 UnicornDickslam, Apr 9, 2015
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  25. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    should we put a moratorium on future upjumped pussies from joining the league? I vote yes
     
    #75 Nelson, Apr 9, 2015
  26. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    This league is toxic and it starts from the top

    I cant be in a league like that

    Team Buster White and Bruns
     
    #76 dump, Apr 9, 2015
  27. Bruns

    Bruns I-O-W-A

    I greatly enjoy this league and it's toxicity. If only RW wasn't in this league to ruin things as he usually does.
     
    #77 Bruns, Apr 9, 2015
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  28. dump

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    #78 dump, Apr 9, 2015
  29. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Odds dump isn't actually going to retire and just wants attention: 3/1
     
    #79 Buster Mahomes, Apr 9, 2015
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  30. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    Shit, should make those odds like 1/2.
     
    #80 MA, Apr 9, 2015
  31. Bruns

    Bruns I-O-W-A

    Do I play you after this week gets advanced?
     
    #81 Bruns, Apr 9, 2015
  32. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    You play the Giants.
     
    #82 MA, Apr 9, 2015
  33. Bruns

    Bruns I-O-W-A

    fuuuck.
     
    #83 Bruns, Apr 9, 2015
  34. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    They're 0-9. I think you'll be alright.
     
    #84 MA, Apr 9, 2015
  35. Bruns

    Bruns I-O-W-A

    Ha. yeah I'm not worried about them. I just wanted to play a user game. A good user that I havent play against yet. :gays:
     
    #85 Bruns, Apr 9, 2015
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  36. TLAU

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    week 14 you get moore
    week 15 you get me

    patience my dear
     
    #86 TLAU, Apr 9, 2015
  37. Bruns

    Bruns I-O-W-A

    I know. It's nice that I can lose both games and it doesn't matter for my team. Wish I played your brother instead of you thou. He's obviously the brother with less brains and more fun to talk shit to.
     
    #87 Bruns, Apr 9, 2015
  38. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    I guess I play BigRed not gbg this week.

    Does anyone have his number?
     
    #88 CF3234, Apr 9, 2015
  39. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    Someone lost a lot of money
     
    #89 dump, Apr 9, 2015
  40. InZahnWeTrust

    InZahnWeTrust Well-Known Member
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    :edmond:
     
    #90 InZahnWeTrust, Apr 9, 2015
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  41. UnicornDickslam

    UnicornDickslam Yabish
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    So basically you're being a bitch without saying it
     
    #91 UnicornDickslam, Apr 9, 2015
  42. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    so Nelson, are you going to advance tonight? I don't think big red has surfaced since TMB came back
     
    #92 CF3234, Apr 9, 2015
  43. dump

    dump TMB’s premier expert on women’s CBB
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    I only have room for one league in my heart

    I can't play with a QB not named Johnny Manziel
     
    #93 dump, Apr 9, 2015
  44. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    advancing in 10
     
    #94 Nelson, Apr 9, 2015
  45. Buster Mahomes

    Buster Mahomes "Don't buy a Lincoln you'll look like a pimp."
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    Who do I play this upcoming week TIA.
     
    #95 Buster Mahomes, Apr 9, 2015
  46. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Week 12 fools
     
    #96 Nelson, Apr 9, 2015
  47. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    Did Bankz survive The Great Purge of 2015? we play this week
     
    #97 Nelson, Apr 9, 2015
  48. BigRed

    BigRed Well-Known Member
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    I think am on auto, so just play the computer if you don't mind. Between weddings, a baby shower, and the Masters. I don't have much time to play.
     
    #98 BigRed, Apr 10, 2015
  49. CF3234

    CF3234 Fan of: Bandwagons
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    Hey thanks for simming my game. Really appreciate it.

    Not like I tagged you in a post asking you to wait or anything.

    Nothing like picking up a loss in a game you were willing and able to play
     
    #99 CF3234, Apr 10, 2015
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  50. MA

    MA Surprisingly normal looking
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    Did you though?
     
    #100 MA, Apr 10, 2015
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