Tick tock Michael Oher’s “parents”

Because it has black people in it?

 

No, it gets a GoslingBoost

 

And she’s lived in texas for three decades

 

Lucas Black in fnl is a good one

https://www.wideopencountry.com/10-worst-southern-accents-famous-films/

 

Julia Roberts in Charlie Wilson's War is also a good call

 

I remember it being distracting in all the pretty horses

 

Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds is really bad but I think that might sort of be on purpose idk

 

This guy is really enjoyable on bad accents. He's exactly the type of fancy boy pedant most on TMB would probably enjoy. There's a bunch of vids of him breaking down accents on YT.

 

Yikes

 

https://twitter.com/barstoolradio/status/1691172101573562369?s=46&t=x5X2kuuoqjdLo7kngN1qqg

I’m sure their lawyers support this

 

Iirc the school in remember the titans integrated a few years before the movie takes place with relatively few issues and the football team was so dominant that it rotated conferences because they just beat the hell out of everyone they played

That's not a very good Disney movie though

 

of course Bar Stool has Sean Tuohy Jr on

 

just admitting you thought fincher directed moneyball and were mistaken would be better than this complete nonsense

 

He will never log off

 

And Benjamin Button. His accents are atrocious and it seems like he insists on doing them, but in Basterds it's 100% exaggerated.

extra credit for this

 

My memory is hazy but i feel like Sandy Bullock was married to a guy who definitely had Nazi tattoos.

 

I was under the assumption he was just addressing The Social Network part of my post

 

He said "they are great because of Fincher," they implying plural

 

How the hell did we make it this far on this thread talking about incredibly bad southern accents without mentioning Jessica Simpson in her Daisy Duke role? That thing is the fucking Eiffel Tower of bad southern accents.

 

I was not aware she was speaking in that movie

 

Not acting, that was pg-13 porn

 

I feel like The Social Network gets a big bump from people due to time and place and the score and it really isn't that good. Also, I can't stand Jesse Eisenberg

 

"We divided it five ways," the Tuohys wrote in their 2010 book, "In a Heartbeat: Sharing the Power of Cheerful Giving."

That quote from the article is just next level grifting

 

Never trust anything or anyone that comes from Briarcrest Christian School

 

The entire cast of Big Fish if we are going with an ensemble award for worst southern accents.

 

He's gone too far. Call in the nuke.

 

Going after an innocent Cam Newton

 

Most of these CFB journalists only care about promoting Coaches or Conferences

 

That’s pretty incredible

 

Jesse James. Her more recent husband died last week.

 

I teach just down the road from Briarcrest, and my students (who were his age at the time) said STJr was by FAR the biggest asshole in the area.

 

How can you possibly argue you DIDN’T make money off him?

 

His son literally said he's make like 400k off of the movie

 

I guess he did say “make money off any of our children” and not “the talented black athlete we glommed onto” so technically that statement was true

 

We only made money off our non-children

 

that’s really sad if true

 

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In fairness he doesn’t come across badly here

 

Was this a subtweet

 

He dbl'd down but edited his post anyway

 

Yeah but it's the good kind of saccharine southern folklore