Two brain surgeries, one dental where they removed a tooth that was attached to my skull and wouldn’t come down, and tonsillectomy.
Tore something in my wrist. Had no idea I was going under/what was all involved till like an hour before. My doctor was very nonchalant and did not do the best job of explaining also My wife was not thrilled to find out that she would be working and handling our 1 year old for 12 weeks solo.
Broke my hand 7 weeks ago, so just that surgery. Unfortunately I’ve been released to do dishes again much to my wife’s joy and my malaise.
Oh well I had my wisdom teeth pulled if we're counting that. Was awake for that but don't remember anything
3 nose broken orbital broken jaw finger (but I don't know how much that one counts as they basically just hammered a nail into my finger and put a stint on it) wrist wisdom teeth one later tooth to get ready for invisalaign tonsils bit through my lip bad enough to have to be put under I believe twice going to have to have two back surgeries at some point relatively soon (was an idiot and attempted to catch something that was falling that I had no business attempting to catch) - supposedly they're pretty routine surgeries. I'm a damn lemon at this point.
Tonsils and adenoids, 3 ingrown nails from sports and bad cutting, lasik, 3 fake teeth in mouth from drunken expedition, stitches in lips and widow's peak from sports, wisdom teeth
Tubes in my ears and removed. But I dunno if that counts as surgery Wisdom teeth extraction too I guess
(1) Wisdom teeth; (2) external fixation of left radius; (3) internal fixation of left radius/carpal tunnel release.
1 knee surgery that permanently fucked up my knee. Had my tonsils removed in my early 30’s and don’t recommend it unless it’s absolutely necessary. Hernia surgery and dental surgery.
Wisdom teeth in high school Hernia surgery, got a mesh wire in my abdomen -- the pain leading up to this was awful, would just be sitting on your couch and felt like somebody kicked you in the nuts The next 3 were within a 2.5 year period, was on crutches for damn near 3 years ACL, MCL, and meniscus (unhappy triad), with a microfracture, from playing fucking flag football in law school OATs procedure because my microfracture procedure didn't take the first time, so they had to do a cartilage transplant. They showed me a video of this procedure, they were basically hammering a huge nail into the bottom of my femur to try and regenerate cartilage Twisted my knee about 8 months after the OATs procedure, they went in once more to "clean some stuff up," or so I was told. Will likely need a total knee replacement at some point. Can't play basketball or flag football anymore, or really anything that involves side-to-side movement. Can hike and go straightforward perfectly fine, though.
I have not, if going under is the criteria then those don't count. The 3 times were full blown nail avulsions that kept me off my feet until they healed. Once in the ER and twice by a foot and ankle doctor.
Not surgery but had to have a colonoscopy (and an abdominal ct scan) a few years ago from constant abdominal pain. Prepping for a colonoscopy is pretty miserable. And they didn't find anything wrong with me, still have pain almost always and now just live with it
Amazingly enough - I've never been in a bar fight unless we count the broken orbital when I got jumped for not letting a group in. Happens to the best of us.
Wisdom teeth is my only one. Pretty sure I started aggressively hitting on one of the nurses as soon as I woke up from the anesthesia.
I had open heart surgery at 6 days old. A number of surgeries associated with that, hernia surgery, sinus surgery, had to get eight teeth pulled, wisdom teeth removal (didn't even know that counted until you queens included it just to get on the scoreboard lol), LASIK and a vasectomy. I'm honestly not sure, but somewhere in the 10-12 range.
and even tho I'm not at the age where you should have them done they found 1 pre-cancerous polyp so i get to go back in 2 years and have another!
me: eye surgery, hernia repair, vasectomy, colonoscopy Mrs Celemo: lap chole, 4 chiari malformation surgeries, hip scope w. labral repair, gastric sleeve
Just had my first this year to get intacs put in my left eye. Had my wisdom teeth removed but it was done in boot camp and calling it a "surgery" seems inaccurate for the amount of time it took.
Wisdom teeth, had a cyst removed from the upper part of my mouth, hernia, and ruptured patellar. Patellar was easily the worst to recover from and still not 100% and never will be.